Random Fail: First World Problems

**Krandor** · 2016-12-17 15:20

Ooo Twin Burger sounds awesome

**Krandor** · 2016-12-17 19:27

Still at the airport because my makeup flight that was scheduled to leave about an hour ago is still waiting for flight attendants to staff the plane. Apparently the ones scheduled to staff it are sitting in Kansas City and the plane has yet to leave.

**Zetanio** · 2016-12-17 19:29

What airline?

**Krandor** · 2016-12-17 19:53

Delta

**Zetanio** · 2016-12-17 19:58

That blows. At least it's a major so you know you'll make it out.

**Anoat** · 2016-12-17 20:35

I am shaking with anger right now.

My dumbass roommate took it upon himself to take my dog out on a walk while I was at work WHICH I HATE AND HAVE TOLD HIM NOT TO DO, but when he did this he didn't hook her leash on properly and she broke from her collar and was running around the neighborhood off leash. Not only did this leash breaking ruin the collar AND lose her rabies vaccination and personal ID tag, he tried to explain to me how it was no big deal and she just ran around the neighborhood for a while but came back when he called for her.

It took everything I had not to deck him. I made it clear in no uncertain terms that he is to NEVER feed my dog or take her outside without my explicit permission, and that it was most definitely NOT OKAY despite him continuously trying to say otherwise. He gave a half hearted apology, and I proceeded to do my best to put distance between us but he kept coming around trying to make small talk while I've got fucking steam coming out of my ears over here.

My dog is my baby and I keep thinking about all the different ways it could have gone horribly wrong.

On top of a bunch of other stupid shit he has done I am incredibly inclined to tell him he is not welcome here after the end of the month and just cut him a check for last month's rent and tell him to get the fuck out of here.

**Astylla** · 2016-12-17 22:12

You have every right to be upset I would be absolutely broken if something happened to my cats so I get it. He explicitly broke any agreement you had in place as far as I'm concerned. Fuck I'm just glad things worked out but fuck that guy.

**dasva** · 2016-12-17 23:37

So kind of craving going to this nearby frozen yogurt bar... but it's actually kind of cold since the sun set and my clean pants are at work. Was walking around a couple of hours ago in shorts but it's probably a bit too brisk now especially since I've been sitting the last couple of hours. And the idea of freezing to get frozen yogurt seems odd to me.

**psychodwarf** · 2016-12-18 10:22

Originally Posted by Krandor

190 minute delay departing Boston this morning because of the weather (all of it spent sitting on the plane), miss my connecting flight and now get to spend 5 hours at the Minneapolis Airport. Joy.

As long as you don't go outside you're fine.

**Krandor** · 2016-12-18 10:38

I went outside to bum a cigarette at one point. It was not a good idea.

**Zealot** · 2016-12-18 11:19

Originally Posted by dasva

So kind of craving going to this nearby frozen yogurt bar... but it's actually kind of cold since the sun set and my clean pants are at work. Was walking around a couple of hours ago in shorts but it's probably a bit too brisk now especially since I've been sitting the last couple of hours. And the idea of freezing to get frozen yogurt seems odd to me.

I read somewhere that eating or drinking something cold causes our bodies to heat up, so go for it.

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**Astylla** · 2016-12-19 14:13

Some moron at work decided brining in and cooking fish in an office with no access to windows and shit airflow was a good idea. I literally doused myself in perfume and sanitizer and I had to run out of my office the stink is so bad. Fuck today has been shit for productivity

**Zetanio** · 2016-12-19 14:51

Originally Posted by Astylla

Some moron at work decided brining in and cooking fish in an office with no access to windows and shit airflow was a good idea. I literally doused myself in perfume and sanitizer and I had to run out of my office the stink is so bad. Fuck today has been shit for productivity

That's workplace rule #2. Jesus fuck, shame the shit out of him.

**Ksandra** · 2016-12-19 15:01

putting this here since I know hubby doesn't read this thread:

What are places your women like to go for lingerie online?

I usually like Frederick's, but I am not feeling the santa outfits they have this year. I am worried about spending too much on a shitty product elsewhere though.

**zoobernut** · 2016-12-19 15:08

Originally Posted by Astylla

Some moron at work decided brining in and cooking fish in an office with no access to windows and shit airflow was a good idea. I literally doused myself in perfume and sanitizer and I had to run out of my office the stink is so bad. Fuck today has been shit for productivity

That is punch in the face worthy behavior. You don't bring stinky ass foods to work and cook them in the office.

**Astylla** · 2016-12-19 15:40

Originally Posted by Ksandra

putting this here since I know hubby doesn't read this thread:

What are places your women like to go for lingerie online?

I usually like Frederick's, but I am not feeling the santa outfits they have this year. I am worried about spending too much on a shitty product elsewhere though.

People still wear lingerie all it does is get in the way lol. In all seriousness I always went to Fredericks over VS though .
You should seek out local independent stores honestly they typically have the better stuff.

**Ksandra** · 2016-12-19 16:15

Originally Posted by Astylla

People still wear lingerie all it does is get in the way lol.

Nah.

In all seriousness I always went to Fredericks over VS though .
You should seek out local independent stores honestly they typically have the better stuff.

Yeah there's only a few here and looking at their websites they are way overpriced.

Just going to suck it up and get something from fredericks and hope they aren't out of business come next year.

**Dimmauk** · 2016-12-19 17:18

My wife had to take my 5 year old son to the women's bathroom so he could go piss. When they got back, I asked, "how was the bathroom?" And he said,
"IT SMELLED LIKE FISH AND BUTTS"

**Astylla** · 2016-12-19 17:49

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Nah.

Yeah there's only a few here and looking at their websites they are way overpriced.

Just going to suck it up and get something from fredericks and hope they aren't out of business come next year.

So you weren't really wanting suggestions because you already made your mind up and just wanted justification for it ? I'm just seriously asking because that's how it seems. I can't imagine there aren't SOME other options within 50 miles that you could explore. I have multiple options and I'm not standard size anyway.

**Anoat** · 2016-12-19 18:39

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Nah.

Yeah there's only a few here and looking at their websites they are way overpriced.

Just going to suck it up and get something from fredericks and hope they aren't out of business come next year.

Try Goodwill. Seriously. They aren't allowed by law to sell used lingerie but a lot of the time people will donate stuff they bought and never wore/changed sizes of. They'll still have the original store tags on them.

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