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  1. #21161
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    I think this weekend finally caught up to me. 8:30 and already popped my pills and laying in bed

  2. #21162
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
    Sepukku is my Hero
    Therrien's Cum Dumpster

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    Who knew canceling a gym membership was such a fucking hassle

  3. #21163
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
    All hail Lord Yamcha

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    Kicked a couple of folks out of my party yesterday.

    This girl that was coming to the party messaged me and asked if she could bring her friend (who was gonna DD for her). Then she shows up w/ him before she even read my response (guess she logged off FB). Told her that I wasn't hosting a sausage fest, so she would have to bring 1 girl for every guy she brings.

    Shows up w/ just him. Strike 1.

    Then they walk by the giant mountain of shoes and towards my kitchen (We have a dirt lot out front, so yeah). I see them in the kitchen and go "Where'd you leave them?" "Leave what?"
    "Your fucking brains did you not see the giant pile of shoes next to the door. Use some fucking common sense"

    Strike 2

    They drove an hour to come and I told them they can get back in the car and drive an hour the fuck back wherever they came from.


    Surprised she hasn't deleted me from facebook yet lol; one of her posts just came through my feed

  4. #21164
    GATTACA!
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Kicked a couple of folks out of my party yesterday.

    This girl that was coming to the party messaged me and asked if she could bring her friend (who was gonna DD for her). Then she shows up w/ him before she even read my response (guess she logged off FB). Told her that I wasn't hosting a sausage fest, so she would have to bring 1 girl for every guy she brings.

    Shows up w/ just him. Strike 1.

    Then they walk by the giant mountain of shoes and towards my kitchen (We have a dirt lot out front, so yeah). I see them in the kitchen and go "Where'd you leave them?" "Leave what?"
    "Your fucking brains did you not see the giant pile of shoes next to the door. Use some fucking common sense"

    Strike 2

    They drove an hour to come and I told them they can get back in the car and drive an hour the fuck back wherever they came from.


    Surprised she hasn't deleted me from facebook yet lol; one of her posts just came through my feed
    lol why invite her in the first place? sounds like you hate her

  5. #21165
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
    All hail Lord Yamcha

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    She invited herself tbh.

    She found out through a mutual friend.

  6. #21166
    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Told her that I wasn't hosting a sausage fest, so she would have to bring 1 girl for every guy she brings.
    Why would that matter when you're clearly not going to bang any of them?

  7. #21167
    Black Guy from Predator.
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    to at least give himself a fighting chance. cman

  8. #21168
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    to at least give himself a fighting chance. cman
    You okay? lol I'd have expected you to roast me here

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDirtyHobo View Post
    Why would that matter when you're clearly not going to bang any of them?
    I like to be a good host, lol. Not gonna create more competition at my party for ppl I don't even know; and I"m not gonna be known as the sausage party nigga. Fuck that.

  9. #21169
    Black Guy from Predator.
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    nobody shits on cream except me

  10. #21170
    The Shitlord
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    and me

  11. #21171

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    And my axe

  12. #21172
    Ridill
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    and me
    To be fair, you have trouble shitting on anything.

  13. #21173
    The Shitlord
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    nah that's the opposite of the thing I have

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    Ridill
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    Oh right, that's me and my IBS. Not as horrendous as Crohn's, but still sucks.

  15. #21175
    Relic Horn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    nobody shits on cream except me
    I'm not even shitting on him, I was genuinely curious. I'm borderline asexual, so I'm not judging.

  16. #21176
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDirtyHobo View Post
    I'm not even shitting on him, I was genuinely curious. I'm borderline asexual, so I'm not judging.
    oh I'm not asexual, lol. I just happen to only attract gay males for whatever reason

  17. #21177
    Black Guy from Predator.
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    which happens to be hilarious

  18. #21178
    The Anti Miz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    "Your fucking brains did you not see the giant pile of shoes next to the door. Use some fucking common sense"
    I refuse to believe you actually speak to people like this. Every time you post about an interaction it involves some shitty zinger from you. If this is actually how you speak to people I think I figured out why you're a 30 year old virgin.

  19. #21179
    The Shitlord
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    that was my reaction as well, but im not really in a position to throw shade where getting laid is concerned.

  20. #21180

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    iirc CS isn't a virgin he's just been on an epic drought? Maybe I'm mistaken.