Random Fail: First World Problems

[tyven]

iirc CS isn't a virgin he's just been on an epic drought? Maybe I'm mistaken.

he talks like the bad guy from 80s movies and hangs out with pillows. He's a fuckin virgin

[dasva]

he talks like the bad guy from 80s movies and hangs out with pillows. He's a fuckin virgin

Maybe he got laid before that

[tyven]

Maybe he got laid before that

maybe

[Cream Soda]

I refuse to believe you actually speak to people like this. Every time you post about an interaction it involves some shitty zinger from you. If this is actually how you speak to people I think I figured out why you're a 30 year old virgin.

Regular/standard people? No. People who piss me off? Every time. This girl had already brought an uninvited guest to our hotel party at metrocon, who tried to leave our party w/ one of the bottles, so she was already teetering on being blacklisted from our parties to begin with.

Everyone else that started to take a couple steps w/ their shoes was "Wait wait wait i just mopped shoes please at the door"

[tyven]

I just cant picture a real human being holding this conversation

"Where'd you leave them?" "Leave what?"
"Your fucking brains did you not see the giant pile of shoes next to the door. Use some fucking common sense"

its like from a poorly written television show. I dont doubt that you were upset and also kicked them out. whatever. Its just, who the fuck talks like that?

[Cream Soda]

Picked it up from my uncle over the years. Lol been around him talking like that since I was around 14.

Hell, when my mom was getting beat by her husband, my grandma was talking to her on the phone trying to get a plane ticket for her to just pack up all her shit and leave. She couldn't convince her to do it. My brother gets on the phone half hr later, no good. So then they get my uncle on the phone. For about the first 10 minutes, he sounds sincere. Then he goes "Alida, I need you to do one thing for me. Bend over. Grab one ear w/ each hand; stand straight up, and pull your head out of your ass. Because I'm not getting shit on my fingers"

[Anoat]

Gilmore Girls

[Tyrath]

I'm borderline asexual

Is this the new excuse for not being able to get laid?

[AoE]

CS is also half Spanish? They're very detailed with their insults especially the women.

[Boyiee]

CS is also half Spanish? They're very detailed with their insults especially the women.

It's true I just watched Happy Feet and this was the case.

[dasva]

Several customers wanting service immediately try to make it sound reasonable by saying things like just put us on the schedule anytime this week... except ya know it's already Thursday so what they are really saying is show up tomorrow. Best part is some of them are people who were on the schedule sometime last week/beginning of this week and we did show up and they just weren't there all last week and this Monday.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Is this the new excuse for not being able to get laid?

If that's how you want to see it, sure. I just don't really have any desire for it, so I don't try to.

[Astylla]

Is this the new excuse for not being able to get laid?

I'm not sure if you were being serious or not but I have a handful of friends who identify as asexual and it's not all that weird. But it wasn't something they automatically cane to understand either.

[Tyrath]

I'm not sure if you were being serious or not but I have a handful of friends who identify as asexual and it's not all that weird. But it wasn't something they automatically cane to understand either.

I was mostly just poking fun.

[kuronosan]

TIL what the drawer under the oven actual is and what it is supposed to be used for:

http://www.sears.com/articles/applia...ng-drawer.html




Like the fuck. I have always used it as a holder for roasting pans n' such.

My life has been a lie.

There's actually a difference. Some have storage, others have a warmer.

[AoE]

Stuck my dick in crazy again. Keep you guys tuned in when I have to explain to her why we won't be a thing.

[Astylla]

Stuck my dick in crazy again. Keep you guys tuned in when I have to explain to her why we won't be a thing.

Was it at least good ? I mean hell if you're going to continue the trend I hope you get something positive from it lol.

[AoE]

Was it at least good ? I mean hell if you're going to continue the trend I hope you get something positive from it lol.

Better than I thought it would be truth be told.

[tyven]

Better than I thought it would be truth be told.

so then Aerin is still alive?

[mallister]

crazy don't wash off.