Random Fail: First World Problems

**Zetanio** · 2017-01-07 13:27

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Jesus, how fucking old are you?

I was 12 then.

I was 15

**Xno Kappa** · 2017-01-07 13:30

Originally Posted by Zetanio

I hope so. I got a blowjob in that place 15 years ago.

Me and my buddy met two sluts there about 13 years ago lol.

**Anoat** · 2017-01-07 13:38

Originally Posted by Zetanio

I hope so. I got a blowjob in that place 15 years ago.

Mexico is a magical place when you are an American teenager tourist. I had cab drivers offering to take me to brothels where "you can do ANYTHING" for $20. My 18 year old self was terrified about getting taken for a ride to the desert and left behind but 32 year old me is willing to take that chance.

**Zetanio** · 2017-01-07 13:39

Originally Posted by Anoat

Mexico is a magical place when you are an American teenager tourist. I had cab drivers offering to take me to brothels where "you can do ANYTHING" for $20. My 18 year old self was terrified about getting taken for a ride to the desert and left behind but 32 year old me is willing to take that chance.

You will be robbed.

**Xno Kappa** · 2017-01-07 13:45

A Cancun trip for the typical high school junior/senior truly is a magical time.

**Rooney** · 2017-01-07 20:52

Went to spend a gift card my parents got me... everything I bought ended up being on clearance, so I have to go back.

**Anoat** · 2017-01-08 13:20

Last night at one of my regular bars I received a somewhat compliment, I think, from another one of the regulars.

So, backstory on this is that at this bar I've been known to drop $20 on the jukebox and play whatever I want for an hour or more. Most of the time I'll play pop or hip hop or 90s throwbacks because it gets the bartender chicks happy and they dance and usually hook me up with shots or pitchers of beer because they are having a good time.

So, another one of those nights are happening and this other regular to the bar, who was drunk and I'm sure he was TRYING to give me a compliment, says to me "You're like Jabba The Hutt from Star Wars!" I asked him to clarify why he just compared me to the giant space slug villain, and he goes "You sit at the bar all night eating and drinking and making all the girls dance." Which, while accurate, I think he just wanted to call me fat and this was a somewhat nice(?) way of doing it.

**Melena** · 2017-01-08 17:48

Woke up today with another vertigo attack after about 3-4 weeks of no attacks.

**Cream Soda** · 2017-01-08 19:29

Ordered a Hawaiin chicken pizza instead of a regular Hawaiian (ham) tonight by accident online.

Ate one slice. May go give the rest to the neighbors or something. I dont care much for this and not worth using my cheat day for something I am not going to enjoy all that much.

**TheDirtyHobo** · 2017-01-09 09:03

Sleep schedule has been getting fucked much more than normal because of changes at work that used to keep it in check. 6 AM and I'm not even starting to feel the least bit drowsy after 2 hours in bed. Think it's time to pull an all-nighter and go for the hard reset tomorrow.

**Tyrath** · 2017-01-09 11:04

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Ordered a Hawaiin chicken pizza instead of a regular Hawaiian (ham) tonight by accident online.

Ate one slice. May go give the rest to the neighbors or something. I dont care much for this and not worth using my cheat day for something I am not going to enjoy all that much.

Chicken is better than ham. Fite me.

**Zetanio** · 2017-01-09 11:15

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Chicken is better than ham. Fite me.

I'll fucking fite you. Bitch please, like a flappy dingus animal is better than the bacon maker.

Get the fuck outta here.

**Tyrath** · 2017-01-09 11:22

Don't bring bacon into this shit.

**Anoat** · 2017-01-09 11:25

I like both!

**dasva** · 2017-01-09 14:12

Seems my new doctor's office never answers their phone. Called dozens of times now over the course of a few days and always with leave a message. But when I was there the receptionist was super not busy at all. And didn't notice till after they left that they referred me to the farthest possibly away lab for blood work and want to ask them if I can go to a closer one which they also gave me maps of.

**Astylla** · 2017-01-09 14:18

Found out via FB the dog I adopted with my ex back in 2007 had to be put down due to a cancerous cyst. I'm heartbroken as I always loved seeing photos of him from afar. I only had a short time with him but he was my sole companion during a very difficult time in my life with my broken foot and relationship issues so I'm just so sad I couldn't say goodbye.

**Tyrath** · 2017-01-09 14:28

Originally Posted by Astylla

Found out via FB the dog I adopted with my ex back in 2007 had to be put down due to a cancerous cyst. I'm heartbroken as I always loved seeing photos of him from afar. I only had a short time with him but he was my sole companion during a very difficult time in my life with my broken foot and relationship issues so I'm just so sad I couldn't say goodbye.

I feel your pain. My ex had taken in an older diabetic cat. I took care of him a lot and he wasn't technically mine but I was very close to him. Now he lives across the country and I'll never get to say goodbye

**Cream Soda** · 2017-01-09 15:23

Originally Posted by Tyrath

Chicken is better than ham. Fite me.

In general? yes.

W/ pineapple? hell nah. no synergy there

**Tyrath** · 2017-01-09 15:41

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

In general? yes.

W/ pineapple? hell nah. no synergy there

Wrong.

I had the sickest pizza with chicken, pineapples and some kinda honey mustard in switzerland. Shit was bomb.

**Zeb** · 2017-01-09 15:48

How about we get rid of the pineapple and go with chicken and ham(or bacon)?

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