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  1. 2017-02-18 10:07 #21881
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    that sucks man
  2. 2017-02-18 10:09 #21882
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    Just super psyched that the water didn't reach a closet that was really close because it is FULL of all the old pictures of my mom and dad and some of my baby pictures. This is what you get when you put off buying plastic boxes to store all your shit. Kinda wanna get all the pictures scanned and put into digital now too...
    Pls send me every picture of yourself. For safe keeping of course
  3. 2017-02-18 10:14 #21883
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    Pls send me every picture of yourself. For safe keeping of course
    What bout my moms swimsuit modelling pics/portfolio?

    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    that sucks man
    Completion of the drying process will dictate just how much suck
  4. 2017-02-18 10:15 #21884
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    What bout my moms swimsuit modelling pics/portfolio?


    Completion of the drying process will dictate just how much suck
    You better just go ahead and send me everything
  5. 2017-02-18 10:19 #21885
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    You better just go ahead and send me everything
    that's what I thought. Even got some young katy perry pics hidden somewhere from when she used to kick it with the family.
  6. 2017-02-18 22:37 #21886
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    Ended up seeing a few minutes of Fifty Shades Darker today, due to a customer complaint.

    Guy holds up a string of beads.
    Girl: Those aren't going in my butt
    Guy: They aren't for your butt
    Girl bends over.

    Really, this is what middle aged women get all titillated over?
  7. 2017-02-18 22:39 #21887
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    Ended up seeing a few minutes of Fifty Shades Darker today, due to a customer complaint.

    Guy holds up a string of beads.
    Girl: Those aren't going in my butt
    Guy: They aren't for your butt
    Girl bends over.

    Really, this is what middle aged women get all titillated over?
    well then what the fuck were they for?
  8. 2017-02-19 00:27 #21888
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    Ended up seeing a few minutes of Fifty Shades Darker today, due to a customer complaint.

    Guy holds up a string of beads.
    Girl: Those aren't going in my butt
    Guy: They aren't for your butt
    Girl bends over.

    Really, this is what middle aged women get all titillated over?
    It just makes me cringe, being in the lifestyle myself it just makes all the idiots come out of the woodwork. Go watch The Secretary if you want something decent ffs. It's even more awkward because my sister in law is obsessed with the films and I'm over here having to play stupid.
    Then I see others I typically consider intelligent raving over this garbage and I just don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    Like I could have a discussion about this but might get weird so..I just ignore the FB posts lol.
  9. 2017-02-19 03:35 #21889
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    Bought a McChicken today. Didn't have any mayo on it.

    I should have just chucked it straight in the garbage.
  10. 2017-02-19 03:49 #21890
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaspinne View Post
    Bought a McChicken today. Didn't have any mayo on it.

    I should have just chucked it straight in the garbage.
    I don't love mayo but it's a must for the sandwich.


    My dumbass ordered a 7 layer burrito from Taco Bell instead of a burrito supreme the other day. Got all pissed off but said fuck it figured they forgot the meat then realized I ordered the fucking vegetarian burrito.
  11. 2017-02-19 12:22 #21891
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    I have to take a napkin and wipe the mayo off my McChickens. I like a little mayo, but they absolutely slather it on there to disgusting amounts.
  12. 2017-02-19 14:01 #21892
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    Mayo is wrong.




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  13. 2017-02-19 14:39 #21893
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    I grew up eating miracle whip on sandwiches but use mayo a lot now in my low carb eating/recipes. It's way more versatile than it should be but I still don't think it belongs on most items lol. I've made a killer remoulade sriachia sauce with it though to accompany salmon cakes.
  14. 2017-02-19 14:48 #21894
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    Every time I find mayo on my burger I want to drop kick someone.

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  15. 2017-02-19 15:00 #21895
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    Quote Originally Posted by vagus View Post
    Mayo is wrong.




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    Bruh. Chicken salad.
  16. 2017-02-19 16:42 #21896
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    Chicken salad, tuna salad, egg salad. All nasty.


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  17. 2017-02-19 16:47 #21897
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    Ur fuckin nasty damn
  18. 2017-02-19 17:02 #21898
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    talking to a guy online this week. I find his facebook, as of a couple weeks ago he was still talking about his "boyfriend" but he says he's single. hmm, ok.

    we're supposed to hang out today, he says "I'll let you know if anything changes." doesn't that go without saying? I'm overly paranoid about these things, maybe he's just really courteous.

    right before we're supposed to hang out, "hey my best friend's kid had an emergency and I'm going with her to the ER. I'm so sorry. can we reschedule?"

    hmm. that could all be legit; it probably is. I'm just saying, hmm.
  19. 2017-02-19 17:07 #21899
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    What the fuck is wrong with all of you? A McChicken without any of that McChicken Mayo? Get the fuck outta here.
  20. 2017-02-19 17:11 #21900
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    If you eat mayo ur fat, end of story.