Random Fail: First World Problems

**mallister** · 2017-03-05 21:17

wtf is it with the sweaty dick punching?

**Rhyis.** · 2017-03-05 21:48

It's when a man and a man aren't sure of each other feelings towards one another so they punch each others dicks repeatedly to figure it out.

**thetruepandagod** · 2017-03-05 21:53

That's how I ended up in the hospital getting my balls fondled by a cold older doctor.

**Rhyis.** · 2017-03-05 21:54

Cold doctor hands. Feels bad man

**mallister** · 2017-03-05 21:59

gah, flashbacks to my med board physical.

but no, seriously. what is the sweaty dick punching enthusiast title?

**kuronosan** · 2017-03-05 22:10

Apparently you're an enthusiast of sweaty dick punching.

Good for you!

**Rhyis.** · 2017-03-05 22:22

Spoiler: show

If you posted in the 2016 MMA thread, you won at life and my love.
Congrats

**Yuri-G** · 2017-03-05 22:26

Originally Posted by Boyiee

That's not fair to us, the print on our Y keys are going to wear out.

I have to commend you, that was a sick burn and I did laugh out loud, literally.

**mallister** · 2017-03-05 22:35

well, that at least makes sense. thanks ~

**Ksandra** · 2017-03-06 00:09

Trying to convince myself to go to a Korean Spa for my bday. No matter the answer becomes both a win and a fail.

If I go:
Win is it'll be super relaxing, and I need that sooo badly right now. Fail is people will be subjected to my ugly tatas.

If I don't go:

Win is people will not be subjected to my ugly tatas. Fail is I'm a wuss.

For those that don't know what a Korean spa is:

I am actually debating on whether to go to Wi Spa (the one from the Conan vid) or another one in K Town called Spa Palace. Prices are about the same but Spa Palace has a couples massage for $160. Or we can do separate Shiatsu massages at Wi Spa for $120. Going to call tomorrow to see both their availability. @.@;

And no, I will not be doing the body scrub. I feel I will be redder than Conan.

**Rhyis.** · 2017-03-06 00:29

Rock some flappy mommy tits around like it ain't no thang.
no1gonnacurr

**thetruepandagod** · 2017-03-06 00:32

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Trying to convince myself to go to a Korean Spa for my bday. No matter the answer becomes both a win and a fail.

If I go:
Win is it'll be super relaxing, and I need that sooo badly right now. Fail is people will be subjected to my ugly tatas.

If I don't go:

Win is people will not be subjected to my ugly tatas. Fail is I'm a wuss.

I am actually debating on whether to go to Wi Spa (the one from the Conan vid) or another one in K Town called Spa Palace. Prices are about the same but Spa Palace has a couples massage for $160. Or we can do separate Shiatsu massages at Wi Spa for $120. Going to call tomorrow to see both their availability. @.@;

And no, I will not be doing the body scrub. I feel I will be redder than Conan.

Couples massage might be nice. I'm sure they've seen all manner of flappy titties.

**Ghost_Wheel22** · 2017-03-06 06:27

Originally Posted by Yuri-G

Second, I agree that I need to get a hang on my anxiety. But I made it quite clear that getting a hang on my anxiety is not something that is done simply or quickly. It takes a great deal of time and practice.

I fixed my crippling social anxiety and harsh self destructive self-criticism coming out of high school like a proper adult by internalizing and stuffing it all into a deep black well of hatred. Sure it means I'm 32 going on 60 and I'll probably flop over from a stress induced heart attack in a decade but at least I got over it.

Because at this point you're radioactive CrazyDick to the normies.

**synistar** · 2017-03-06 08:56

Check engine light comes on and car won't start. Ugh, car was fine yesterday.

**Krazy** · 2017-03-06 09:05

Did you try covering the light with tape?

**synistar** · 2017-03-06 10:26

I'll flip it to a win. AAA roadside battery replacement is fucking awesome. Battery was 4+ years old anyways.

**Zetanio** · 2017-03-06 10:27

AAA is worth every penny. I don't even own a car and I reup every year because of the discounts and benefits.

**Tokitoki** · 2017-03-06 10:28

It also applies if you're in someone else's car that breaks down.

**synistar** · 2017-03-06 10:32

Originally Posted by Zetanio

AAA is worth every penny. I don't even own a car and I reup every year because of the discounts and benefits.

Yep. I got 3 nights in DC/Arlington for $300 during my vacation. Shit is cash.

**Zetanio** · 2017-03-06 10:39

Originally Posted by synistar

Yep. I got 3 nights in DC/Arlington for $300 during my vacation. Shit is cash.

I use it with my Marriott bookings and I always save a bunch.

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

It also applies if you're in someone else's car that breaks down.

I've used it with rentals before too. So helpful.

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