Page 1120 of 1204 FirstFirst ... 1070 1110 1118 1119 1120 1121 1122 1130 1170 ... LastLast
Results 22381 to 22400 of 24062
  1. #22381
    Annihilation Banwave
    sprout sprout sprout
    2031 No.1 Draft Pick
    Pittsburgh Penguins

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    19,830
    BG Level
    9
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    And with that realization, I am now positive that today will be the day she succeeds somehow.

  2. #22382
    E. Body
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    2,321
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Meliadoul Tinjeru
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh

    I thought the wife trying to kill you thing was a joke. Welp

  3. #22383
    Atheist Douchebag.
    Pony Slayer of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    22,163
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Zetanio Breaux
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Odin

    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    I've come to the conclusion after reading this thread for a very long time, my life is way better than most of yours. Despite the wife trying to kill me.
    It's why I read this thread. Positive affirmation that my shit life doesn't suck at all.

  4. #22384

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    24,318
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    I had a new roommate lined up to move in tomorrow. He called me this morning and cancelled. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, another month of poverty awaits.

  5. #22385
    2600klub
    I donated 5 bucks and all I got was this shitty title from Zet

    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    2,688
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Ragnarok

    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    I've come to the conclusion after reading this thread for a very long time, my life is way better than most of yours. Despite the wife trying to kill me.
    Amen

  6. #22386
    Ironing this Thread
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    21,329
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Boyiee Star
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    WoW Realm
    Kel'Thuzad

    Quote Originally Posted by Zetanio View Post
    It's why I read this thread. Positive affirmation that my shit life doesn't suck at all.
    Yeah same here. Some people go through some shit and it makes me realize how overly gold I have it then I come in here cause there is a single fuzz under my screen protector.

  7. #22387
    Special at 11:30 or w/e
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Posts
    10,263
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kalmado Espiritu
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    Blog Entries
    4

    After many years of thinking I have terrible luck or shit tends to happen more to me I've realized that most bad things in my life I cause myself. I still have a long way to go with learning patience, forgiveness, and other things but once I realized I'm not a victim of life things improved greatly.

  8. #22388
    The Shitlord
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    11,560
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kharo Hadakkus
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    WoW Realm
    Rivendare

    40 minutes of a guy pushing random buttons i didnt tell him to and the fucker hangs up on me as soon as hes done holding me on the line while he gets his other tvs working after i told him how and got the first one working.

    Few things get under my skin but that was just annoying.

  9. #22389
    Queen of the Pity Party
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    11,743
    BG Level
    9

    fried five potatoes and scrambled nine eggs for the week's food


    somehow I forgot that they were very big potatoes and now I have a shitton of fried potatoes and very few eggs to go with them


    MY LIFE IS TRAGIC YOU GUYS

  10. #22390
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Posts
    23,594
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Yo you got extra fried potatoes?

  11. #22391
    Queen of the Pity Party
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    11,743
    BG Level
    9

    haha yeah, come on down. paprika, sage, cayenne, salt, pepper with onions and tri-color peppers.

  12. #22392
    I like to eat food
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    9,064
    BG Level
    8

    You scrambled eggs in advance? That's weird.

  13. #22393
    Ironing this Thread
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    21,329
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Boyiee Star
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    WoW Realm
    Kel'Thuzad

    Yeah my eggs are usually done before my oatmeal they cook so fast.

  14. #22394
    Queen of the Pity Party
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    11,743
    BG Level
    9

    for leftovers at work, I should clarify. I cook my work meals in advance or I end up ordering out every day.

  15. #22395
    The Shitlord
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    11,560
    BG Level
    9
    FFXIV Character
    Kharo Hadakkus
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Sylph
    WoW Realm
    Rivendare

    I just make a couple sandwiches every morning.

  16. #22396
    Atheist Douchebag.
    Pony Slayer of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    22,163
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Zetanio Breaux
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Odin

    I usually bring leftovers. Today was roast beef poboys.

    Sometimes life is great.

  17. #22397
    Tekki's Bitch
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    9,049
    BG Level
    8

    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    fried five potatoes and scrambled nine eggs for the week's food


    somehow I forgot that they were very big potatoes and now I have a shitton of fried potatoes and very few eggs to go with them


    MY LIFE IS TRAGIC YOU GUYS
    This is like one meal...

  18. #22398
    Ironing this Thread
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    21,329
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Boyiee Star
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    WoW Realm
    Kel'Thuzad

    I have to prep the day/night before cause I do 3 12s in a row 6a-6p and I'm so tired I rarely get up early enough to do much in the am.

  19. #22399
    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    28,652
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Acanis Lindri
    FFXIV Server
    Midgardsormr
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck
    WoW Realm
    Kil'jaeden

    Vendor cracked a monitor when setting up an ergo work station including a swinging monitor arm. Trying to claim it's a manufacturer's defect. Shit is so obviously cracked, an adult after eating cinnamon toast crunch could see it.

  20. #22400
    Ridill
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Posts
    23,594
    BG Level
    10
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    This is like one meal...
    Yeah for fatties!