Random Fail: First World Problems

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 08:24

You have prime beach and camping weather for 12 months. Shut the fuck up.

**dasva** · 2017-04-03 13:53

Originally Posted by Zetanio

You have prime beach and camping weather for 12 months. Shut the fuck up.

Nuh uh we've had like 30-40 days of rain already this year. That at least cuts it down to only 10-11 months geez.

Also my cutting board has a crack in it that goes all the way thru but not all the way along it... so I can still use it but found when slicing some meat juice will go thru and get all over what's underneath granted that was basically another cutting board but now I got 2 things to clean

**Tokitoki** · 2017-04-03 13:56

My counters are uneven so when I cut meats the juice runs over the channels on the edge of the board.

Can't wait to put my own kitchen together.

**Kalmado** · 2017-04-03 14:05

Got my first ever parking ticket today and there are zero No Parking signs in the vicinity of where I parked. Fighting it obviously.

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 14:10

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

My counters are uneven so when I cut meats the juice runs over the channels on the edge of the board.

Can't wait to put my own kitchen together.

Just put the meat in the blender, silly!

**dasva** · 2017-04-03 14:21

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

My counters are uneven so when I cut meats the juice runs over the channels on the edge of the board.

Can't wait to put my own kitchen together.

Mine too/I just don't have hardly any counterspace but I got one of those mobile counter/island things for Christmas then found a better one at Costco and they work pretty good for now

**Tokitoki** · 2017-04-03 14:29

Originally Posted by dasva

Mine too/I just don't have hardly any counterspace but I got one of those mobile counter/island things for Christmas then found a better one at Costco and they work pretty good for now

I don't have room for that, unfortunately. I also have very little counter space. The one thing I'm more than willing to spend money on when we buy a house is a kitchen remodel.

**dasva** · 2017-04-03 14:49

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

I don't have room for that, unfortunately. I also have very little counter space. The one thing I'm more than willing to spend money on when we buy a house is a kitchen remodel.

I store it in the living room lol. Plus it has utensil hooks and a basket underneath to store stuff so works pretty good space wise. Still no substitute for a real kitchen though. Seriously whoever designed my apartment was a moron. My closet is literally about the same size as the kitchen, hardly any counter space most of it going to the dish rack since no dishwasher cabinets super shallow only like 2 drawers for silver ware and such. Place definitely not designed for people who regular cook for themselves

**Yuri-G** · 2017-04-03 15:14

started reading Eye of the World (I can't find our "what are you reading?" thread) and within the first few chapters there's a spot where a guy is

- hiding in the bushes by the road
- stalked by a dark horseman who is clearly not human
- also the horseman appears to be an entity of pure evil/hate
- the horseman stops right where he's hiding, but miraculously misses him and moves on after a few tense seconds

I mean, I'm sure Tolkien didn't copyright that particular scene but... come on, man. Come on.

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 15:39

It's almost like the first trilogy is a direct ripoff of LotR.

**dasva** · 2017-04-03 16:12

Is the titular eye really Sauron?

**Ksandra** · 2017-04-03 18:24

Originally Posted by Zetanio

You have prime beach and camping weather for 12 months. Shut the fuck up.

Desert weather = hot during the day but super freezing at night. Which means the water is hard to warm up to a reasonable temp and camping sucks at night.

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 18:55

Originally Posted by Ksandra

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Life seems hard.

**Rhyis.** · 2017-04-03 18:57

It was snowing like 3 days ago. Get the fuck out

**Ksandra** · 2017-04-03 20:05

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Life seems hard.

This is what this thread is for. Suck it up if my fails aren't as bad as you. I work hard to have fun with my kids. I'm not in tears, but shit is annoying to me our time together is shrunken.

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 20:07

Also, keeping water at a reasonable temp?

I am confused.

**Ksandra** · 2017-04-03 20:31

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Also, keeping water at a reasonable temp?

I am

It's what this family does. We swim. Probably a favorite hobby of myself and my daughter. It's a fun free thing to do with my kids. Teaching burns you out like crazy, I don't have the energy to take them after work. I'm tired. So tired. I want to be with my kids. I want to stop having to yell because I am tired and have fun with them instead. And fuck yes I will bitch when I don't get to. You also forget how little my kids are. I can't put my son in 50 degree water. Which was the pool temp at the KOA last year in July when we went.

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 20:34

How else will they prepare for the long winte....

Yeah nevermind that shit sucks.

I didn't realize you were talking about swimming.

**dasva** · 2017-04-03 21:41

Sure you can. My dad had no qualms about telling me to go take a swim in the Puget sound which is always ridiculously cold when I was little. Makes the ocean down here seem warm year round by comparison

**Zetanio** · 2017-04-03 21:50

Originally Posted by dasva

Sure you can. My dad had no qualms about telling me to go take a swim in the Puget sound which is always ridiculously cold when I was little. Makes the ocean down here seem warm year round by comparison

I love swimming in cold water. Pool temps over 70 are pretty terrible.

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