Random Fail: First World Problems

[Melena]

Really hating Verizon right now. They volunteered their video conferencing software for this years urban shield. After 3 weeks the software is iffy at best on PC's, does not work on smartphone/tablet at all. We gave them an ultimatum to have it fixed by x date or we would find a different solution. Someone calls the captain in charge of the event and tells him we are not trying hard enough. Now we have to use it and 2 weeks later, they still can't get it to work, and the event starts in 24 days. /headdesk

[Qeomash]

My electric razor stopped working this morning.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Making a cartwheel for dinner. Nuke some rotini with olive oil. Pull it out. Remember I was going to pour a glass of sunny D. Pour sunny D in pasta.


olive oil saved the pasta, at least.

[Salodin]

Problem solved. You don't really have crohns, you just make really shitty food.

[NynJa]

You cook pasta in the microwave? Lol

[BaneTheBrawler]

i cook large batches, reheat single servings as needed.

[Ksandra]

i cook large batches,

to be fair, this is the only way to cook pasta

[Gadritan]

Cept it's not. Random fail indeed.

[Ksandra]

no reason to have to cook for a few days when you just cooked pasta!

[Moss]

some people prefer fresh food

[BaneTheBrawler]

some people have better things to do than waste time and effort doing something every single day that gives them no pleasure at all. Cooking would be a lot more fun if I could enjoy the results, but since I can't, and I can't not eat, I make do.

[Rocl]

i thought you had problems with your shitter not your mouth

[Aksannyi]

OH MY GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE TEXT MSG FAILURE PROBLEMS IN 2013.

I mean what the hell am I paying $95 a month for? A paperweight?

[Ksandra]

some people prefer fresh food

It's pasta. Want fresh food, don't cook pasta. Majority of that shit isn't fresh to begin with unless you are making all your noodles, sauce from scratch.

[Seraph]

Pasta is generally so crappy that people can't tell the difference between a fresh batch and something that has been sitting in the fridge for 9 days. When you absolutely need to feed a few people for $3 a box of noodles, a jar of cheap sauce, and a bag of frozen veggies goes a long way though.

Drinking mass quantities of Sunny D and Olive Oil however, will make anyone violently shit blood. I think we solved another BG mystery, gang!

[BaneTheBrawler]

i thought you had problems with your shitter not your mouth

same system mouth hurts in its own right sometimes too. even when it doesn't, though... shock a rat every time he eats, he might just stop enjoying food.


Edit: Seraph... no. I get that you're trying to be funny, and that wasn't a bad effort, but that line of jokes has run its course several times in the last year. Maybe in this very same thread. Might have been the last one. Not going to be amusing again for a while.

[Firedemon]

OH MY GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE TEXT MSG FAILURE PROBLEMS IN 2013.

I mean what the hell am I paying $95 a month for? A paperweight?

The fail is you paying $95 a month, holy fuck.

[Aksannyi]

The fail is you paying $95 a month, holy fuck.

My kids live out of the country so I have an international plan. It is more than worth it to me.

[Firedemon]

My kids live out of the country so I have an international plan. It is more than worth it to me.

Skype? FaceTime?

[Aksannyi]

Also being able to call the States from outside the country, which is valuable. I don't really think it's that much, tbh.