Random Fail: First World Problems

**Arkanna** · 2017-05-08 15:02

What a fucking idiot.

**dasva** · 2017-05-08 15:30

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

I feel like I missed out on a fun thread.

You did. Went on for a few days. Kind of sad it's gone instead of just locked or something. Plus there was pro tips for getting SEA lady boy hookers

**Arkanna** · 2017-05-08 15:44

My favorite part was where he had food poisoning and was contagious. Fucking lol

**tyven** · 2017-05-08 15:45

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

I feel like I missed out on a fun thread.

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it was glorious

**Zetanio** · 2017-05-08 16:09

I'm sad he's off the deep end but it was definitely entertaining.

**Tokitoki** · 2017-05-08 16:17

Originally Posted by Arkanna

My favorite part was where he had food poisoning and was contagious. Fucking lol

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt with that one and say itay have been a stomach bug and not food poisoning. Either that, or it was the cocktail of drugs being rejected from his system. Shrooms can do that to you, just not for days that I've seen.

**kuronosan** · 2017-05-08 18:56

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt with that one and say itay have been a stomach bug and not food poisoning. Either that, or it was the cocktail of drugs being rejected from his system. Shrooms can do that to you, just not for days that I've seen.

Stomach bugs aren't really that contagious, but yea a lot of people often mistake it for food poisoning because it's essentially the same thing.

**Tokitoki** · 2017-05-08 19:00

I'm guessing that's why he said he would be okay as long as he wasn't a cockholster.

**dasva** · 2017-05-09 11:42

Fucking A telemarketers getting sneakier. Work phone rings I check it's a local number caller ID comes up with saying it was name MD. Surely that's a real person right? "Don't hang up as this is a very important off..." Fuck you

**Melena** · 2017-05-09 15:09

Originally Posted by dasva

Fucking A telemarketers getting sneakier. Work phone rings I check it's a local number caller ID comes up with saying it was name MD. Surely that's a real person right? "Don't hang up as this is a very important off..." Fuck you

They spoof numbers now through caller ID. Astylla once had someone call her back insisting she called and didn't leave a voicemail and wouldn't believe her when she said no, I haven't made a phone call all day.

**Astylla** · 2017-05-09 19:00

Everything about today can literally fuck right off. Including a spider deciding to drop in at my desk at work giving me a heart attack was really needed.

I don't regret leaving my old job but I'm not exactly satisfied with some of the bullshit they're trying to pull on me so yeah time to make some decisions.

**synistar** · 2017-05-10 11:58

I have to show up to the DMV physically for my DL renewal. And I'm driving 25 min away to an office in a good neighborhood because the one near me that's 5 min away is notoriously crowded, slow, and is in a sketchy neighborhood. Flip side of this - Giving myself a 4 day weekend for the Memorial Day holiday.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-05-10 13:36

I own two Kindle Keyboards. I've had them for years, since they came out, and they've worked fine that whole time. Last week, the really nice case I had been using on my main Kindle broke. I swapped it out with the case on my backup Kindle, which is much less rigid. I get home from work yesterday and discover my Kindle's seams have popped. Pop it back together, but it won't turn on. Fully charged. There are lines going across the screen, similar to how cracked screens look. Fuck. Maybe I can transfer the data to my backup Kindle! Nope. That one has the same lines. Turns out this piece of shit case didn't protect shit and my backup Kindle got wrecked (probably when I loaned it to my GF), then my main one got wrecked too. So now I have no Kindles and no useful cases.

I talked to Amazon and they gave me $15 off on a replacement device for out-of-warranty failure. Only for one, because I didn't discover the second one was broken until after the conversation and at this point they're not gonna believe me if I try to get another $15 lol. Oh well. Decided since I use it so much I'm gonna go big and ordered a Kindle Oasis.

**Brill Weave** · 2017-05-10 16:54

In a shock to nobody, Zalius has completely ghosted. So now I'm forced to wait the full ten days for him to respond to PayPal's inquiry. Rather than attempting to salvage his reputation by simply refunding the money, this punk just solidified himself as a colossal jerk off.

**vagus** · 2017-05-10 18:55

Can't wait to read about his excuse. Glad you went through pay pal.

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**dasva** · 2017-05-10 22:28

Originally Posted by vagus

Can't wait to read about his excuse. Glad you went through pay pal.

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You mean the walls of text about getting too drunk and/or high and not being able to ass to mouth anymore?

**Zetanio** · 2017-05-10 22:50

What a loser.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-05-11 09:35

How'd he hook you in anyway?

**Melena** · 2017-05-11 11:10

700 dollar ticket this morning. Made a right turn and immediately started looking to my left over my shoulder to make sure it was clear so I could move over a lane and didn't see a school bus stopped and picking up a kid and got popped by CHP.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-05-11 11:32

that sucks but at least it's for something you actually did and is actually important and not some legal bullshit. I always feel better about "oh shit yeah that was my bad" tickets etc than "oh fuck you you fuckin sneaky assholes" tickets

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