Random Fail: First World Problems

[Kalmado]

Below is a picture taken from google images that's about 50% darker than what ours looks like.

[dasva]

If it's not bad like that picture usually isn't too hard to clean off. Most mild cleaners or even just water and vinegar works.

[Astylla]

Oh okay I wasn't sure that explains a lot. I agree vinegar works well and magic erasers are great too

[Anoat]

Had to unfollow an old friend from college on SnapChat because she stopped nudes a long time ago and now only posts those god damn cat filter videos.

[Astylla]

Had to unfollow an old friend from college on SnapChat because she stopped nudes a long time ago and now only posts those god damn cat filter videos.

This is the epitome of FWP.

[Kalmado]

I can't decide if I should pick up Papa Johns or get delivery.

[kuronosan]

You should do neither, and increase the surplus population.

[Kalmado]

BUT IT'S 50% OFF AND DAMN IT THAT GARLIC BUTTER SAUCE AAAAAHHHHH

[Salodin]

Posted above, but I was gonna suggest magic eraser.

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[Astylla]

BUT IT'S 50% OFF AND DAMN IT THAT GARLIC BUTTER SAUCE AAAAAHHHHH

Delivery is always the answer

[Zetanio]

Delivery is always the answer

Nah fam. The correct answer is to not get Papa John's.

Get some good pizza and just make your own sauce if you really wanna.

http://www.copykat.com/2014/08/12/pa...e/?hvid=1nNfwG

[dasva]

Delivery is always the answer

Wrong. We go this amazing place here in town. THey kind of frou frou organic, natural blah blah that I don't care about but shit is always fresh and amazing. Normally this means a much higher price but weekend they have lunch all you eat specials where you order 2 slices at a time until you full and they cook it up right there for you for cheaper than other pizza places under a heat lamp all you can eat specials that here anyways tend to only be during lunch time on the weekdays so less people can actually do it

[Kalmado]

Posting here since this is where my fail of the day was. Figured buying a scratch off won't kill me since damage is already done and we gotta buy a new wave. Flipping one $200. What timing.

Foregoing P.Johns in favor of either doctoring up a frozen (I love certain frozen) or making bbq pork mac n cheese doctored up. I'll decide six beers later.

[Greatguardian]

So, my girlfriend is on her period.

Shouldn't be much of a fail, but apparently she thinks it's normal for her to end up bleeding all over whatever skirt/pants she's wearing for a couple days because her flow is insane and blows through heavy flow pads like tissue paper. I thought the pair of denim shorts she turned red a couple months ago was a fluke, but she's already destroyed the skirt she wore today and her overnight flow ate through her heavy flow overnight pad, her panties, her pajamas, three towels, and made it through to her sheets.

How has she not died from blood loss? Are there not products out there for women with blood hoses in their pants? Should I be taking her to see a doctor? I cannot imagine that this has not negatively impacted her quality of life.

If it means anything, she only has her period once every 2-3 months despite not being on any forms of hormonal birth control (she has a consult for an IUD in a couple weeks that would be her first) and while she does have thrombocytopenia it's not like she's a hemophilliac.

[Abandon]

Wife had a kitchen fire today. Microwave toasted. Very scary. Flames almost hit the ceiling. My mind blanked. We and the cats are safe. Any suggestions on cleaning that black? I've read TSP cleaner.

when cleaning black, i tend to use dove, or sometimes irish spring

[Abandon]

sometimes I poop three times in one morning - all normal poops - and I'm like, really body? you couldn't have done that all at once?

stupid body so dumb

i imagine poop gets compacted after frequent invasions

[dasva]

How has she not died from blood loss? Are there not products out there for women with blood hoses in their pants? Should I be taking her to see a doctor? I cannot imagine that this has not negatively impacted her quality of life.

You can easily survive and not even really notice decent amounts of blood lose. Like while it sounds bad I doubt she's losing pints. But it can indeed impact life and a lot of women with heavy flow develop mild forms of anemia but never really know it or attribute it to that. Ask her about it maybe she has seen a doctor and they are treating it somehow or maybe she should go in

[Astylla]

So, my girlfriend is on her period.

Shouldn't be much of a fail, but apparently she thinks it's normal for her to end up bleeding all over whatever skirt/pants she's wearing for a couple days because her flow is insane and blows through heavy flow pads like tissue paper. I thought the pair of denim shorts she turned red a couple months ago was a fluke, but she's already destroyed the skirt she wore today and her overnight flow ate through her heavy flow overnight pad, her panties, her pajamas, three towels, and made it through to her sheets.

How has she not died from blood loss? Are there not products out there for women with blood hoses in their pants? Should I be taking her to see a doctor? I cannot imagine that this has not negatively impacted her quality of life.

If it means anything, she only has her period once every 2-3 months despite not being on any forms of hormonal birth control (she has a consult for an IUD in a couple weeks that would be her first) and while she does have thrombocytopenia it's not like she's a hemophilliac.

It sounds like she might have PCOS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poly...ovary_syndrome

I have it myself and contrary to belief women of any size/age/ethnicity can have it and it's horrible.
I used to lose so much blood and such I thought I was hemorrhaging or had a miscarriage ( I did have 6 actually very early on).

Have her take iron supplements which can help it eat high iron foods. Its very stressful to deal with but getting an IUD was the best thing I ever did.
I know lots of men get freaked out but seriously it's bad enough we have to deal with the emotional affects of it without the added stress.

It probably is impacting her quality of life but it can feel embarrassing- assure her you are only worried about her health and an exam is important to rule out other issues.

[kuronosan]

Tell her to go see an OB and get evaluated. They'll do some tests but it's better than being diagnosed late with fibroids or PCOS.

[AidenCarby]

i imagine poop gets compacted after frequent invasions

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