Random Fail: First World Problems

[Boyiee]

The building looks like a giant balloon knot you shoulda saw this coming.

[Xno Kappa]

I've had probably the worst 3-4 days of my career after ridiculous success this past Friday. Words can't comprehend how frustrating this all is. Nobody likes it here and everyone is constantly walking on egg shells. The biggest problem? The job is so god damn easy that those with the biggest influence constantly nitpick at petty shit because they're bored.

[Guitarman]

Speaking of flights,

Going to have to fly down to visit a bullet manufacturer this month for work. I'm going to get reamed by TSA if there's a bomb sniffing dog on the way back home, those fuckers can sniff out a few granules on your shoe. Co-worker had that problem, gave him a full pat down in front of God and everyone, twice, damn near got to the point of a full cavity search.

Would really love to tell the company fuck it, learn how to run your own business. You won't listen to me anyways.

[dasva]

Customer: Can stay late on a day you aren't even open to the public for us.
Boss: Sure it's 3:40 now truck is stuck in traffic but hopefully will be here around 4:00
Customer: Ok well head down right now.

10 minutes later a knock on the door

Customer: Hey you said the truck would be here around 4 why isn't it here!?!
Me: *poker face*

[AidenCarby]

Guy I've been referring patients to was arrested for giving prostate massages and blowing a patient who has PTSD from being sexually assaulted as a child...fuck my life

[Boyiee]

Guy I've been referring patients to was arrested for giving prostate massages and blowing a patient who has PTSD from being sexually assaulted as a child...fuck my life

But did it help with his PTSD?

[dasva]

Immersion therapy?

[Cream Soda]

My uncle's back in town for a bit. His friend been over here as well the past few days. I went in the office to get my bike (I keep my bike indoors) and walk into this shit

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I texted my uncle like "Did your friend OD in our office or something"

He's still like that now. Lol fuck this shit i'm about to go get breakfast

[tyven]

Lol this is the most 4chan post to ever happen on BG

[Cream Soda]

Update: he's alive.

I came back from breakfast and his position had changed, lol

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[jelkwaz]

precheck not all its cracked up to be imo. i've gotten into regular security lines before because precheck was so long. still huge lines in airports in vegas and DC as well and I'm like damn chill fam.

Most of my travel has been in and out of Atlanta, and honestly the precheck is mostly for the convenience of not having to take all of your shit off and out of your bags. It really doesn't save much time in Atlanta.

[Vandalhart]

But did it help with his PTSD?

Person to suck dick?


I'm terrible.

[Dimmauk]

Update: he's alive.

I came back from breakfast and his position had changed, lol

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Did he use that swim noodle to snort heroin?

[dasva]

Blowing nose and nostril feels kind of weird. Get some good light in there and check it out and sure enough giant zit on the inside of my nose. Shit was hard to get to to pop

[Anoat]

Decided to get back in to XIV. That's not the fail. The fail is that I was wanting to buy the PS4 version, so I stopped into GameStop hoping they would have a disc copy so I could skip a few hours downloading off the PSN. This chick who works there, typical GameStop girl with the blue hair, nose ring, and Skullgirls t-shirt asks me if I need help finding something. I tell her I was looking for FFXIV base game for PS4.

First, she grabs a PS4 copy of Heavensward, which, close but not what I needed because it was Heavensward only and not the base game. She looks a bit confused, then points out FFX and FFXV to me and says "oh we've got these!"...well, same franchise so I award points for trying, but nope, still not what I want. Then she says she will check and see if they have any pre-owned copies. At this point I am face palming and explain to her that, no, a preowned version of an MMO would not be ideal. As I've come to the determination that they don't have it, I thank her for her help and begin to exit when another GameStop employee dude bro chimes in that he's positive they have a copy of the PS3 version if I want that instead. I noped out of there quick, never going back.

I did end up downloading off the PSN, on Ultros now, get at me bitches.

[killerx]

Spending the last hour on the phone with best buy customer service trying to find the 150$ gift card they where supposed to send me for signing up for directv. Not the stores , their customer service , or direct tv's problem someone's trying hard not to cough up this gift card.

[Kalmado]

No one in my town delivers Mexican food.

[Abandon]

Decided to get back in to XIV. That's not the fail. The fail is that I was wanting to buy the PS4 version, so I stopped into GameStop hoping they would have a disc copy so I could skip a few hours downloading off the PSN. This chick who works there, typical GameStop girl with the blue hair, nose ring, and Skullgirls t-shirt asks me if I need help finding something. I tell her I was looking for FFXIV base game for PS4.

First, she grabs a PS4 copy of Heavensward, which, close but not what I needed because it was Heavensward only and not the base game. She looks a bit confused, then points out FFX and FFXV to me and says "oh we've got these!"...well, same franchise so I award points for trying, but nope, still not what I want. Then she says she will check and see if they have any pre-owned copies. At this point I am face palming and explain to her that, no, a preowned version of an MMO would not be ideal. As I've come to the determination that they don't have it, I thank her for her help and begin to exit when another GameStop employee dude bro chimes in that he's positive they have a copy of the PS3 version if I want that instead. I noped out of there quick, never going back.

I did end up downloading off the PSN, on Ultros now, get at me bitches.

rofl

[dasva]

No one in my town delivers Mexican food.

No uber eats?

My fail Comcast sent me new upgraded modem and yay now it has Wi-Fi and multiple ports but it's take several minutes to set up and no internet while that is happening and they actually want me to return the old one. Worst I haven't had time at work to cancel the sonic internet and my 30 day trial is almost up so might have to do it on my own time

[Kalmado]

No uber eats?

Nope. No Uber in my zip. Also, no Mexican worth a damn (besides Qdoba lol) is in my city. FML regarding food........