Random Fail: First World Problems

**Ratatapa** · 2017-06-09 08:18

I have to sell my house before october, or else i need to do some 'rearranging' to be able to fit the kid in the house lol

**dasva** · 2017-06-09 11:03

So get into work and something is crazy weird with my internet. Like as you can see get onto bg just fine as well fb and managed to update my avast. But like everything else I've tried from websites to programs that use the internet just wont. Even google is only working like half the time and none of the search results go anywhere lol. Oh looks like youtube works too. So I'm all set up to stay entertained just not ya know actually work <.<

**Bardicrune** · 2017-06-09 12:52

Originally Posted by dasva

So get into work and something is crazy weird with my internet. Like as you can see get onto bg just fine as well fb and managed to update my avast. But like everything else I've tried from websites to programs that use the internet just wont. Even google is only working like half the time and none of the search results go anywhere lol. Oh looks like youtube works too. So I'm all set up to stay entertained just not ya know actually work <.<

Possibly a DNS server issue, you could try changing DNS on your local machine to 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 (google's public dns servers).

**Melena** · 2017-06-09 13:22

Just how I'd like to spend my friday, rooting through 20gb of someone's emails......

**NynJa** · 2017-06-09 14:59

Someone handed in an application form for a job. Position applied for: chasier. CHASIER!!

**Astylla** · 2017-06-09 15:05

Originally Posted by NynJa

Someone handed in an application form for a job. Position applied for: chasier. CHASIER!!

This is why spellcheck and autocorrect are an abomination lol, or they might be dyslexic but even so..

**dasva** · 2017-06-09 15:07

Originally Posted by Bardicrune

Possibly a DNS server issue, you could try changing DNS on your local machine to 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 (google's public dns servers).

I just reset the router. But was in the middle of updates so couldn't for awhile. Still lost like 2 hours of work thanks to it

**dasva** · 2017-06-09 15:09

Originally Posted by NynJa

Someone handed in an application form for a job. Position applied for: chasier. CHASIER!!

maybe they are French?

**tyven** · 2017-06-09 15:33

Originally Posted by NynJa

Someone handed in an application form for a job. Position applied for: chasier. CHASIER!!

they just trying to chasier that paper

**Astylla** · 2017-06-09 16:42

I was having an ice cream bar and it completely fell off the stick onto the carpet. FML

**Arkanna** · 2017-06-09 16:46

Someone handed in a resume today, calling his self a "customer service hero". Really... referring to yourself as a hero of anything on a resume is a quick way to not get a chance.

**Astylla** · 2017-06-09 16:52

Originally Posted by Arkanna

Someone handed in a resume today, calling his self a "customer service hero". Really... referring to yourself as a hero of anything on a resume is a quick way to not get a chance.

Were they rather young or should they know better ? Seriously though I've seen some horrendous examples of resumes and advice given like that. It's terrifying.

I remember in 9th grade back in 1992 we had an entire week lesson based just around job skills and resume building , etc. Actually I think half that semester was focused around business correspondence and professional expectations and coming from a shitty Florida school that's saying something.

**Arkanna** · 2017-06-09 17:19

Rather young ... mid 20's by appearance. Shoulda slapped him in the face and said "NEVER DO THIS AGAIN"

**Melena** · 2017-06-09 17:33

Originally Posted by NynJa

Someone handed in an application form for a job. Position applied for: chasier. CHASIER!!

Should have asked him for a cup of covfefe

**NynJa** · 2017-06-09 18:25

Originally Posted by Melena

Should have asked him for a cup of covfefe

I didnt see her fortunately. She apparently was wearing some booty shorts and a tube top.

Shed be applying for the wrong job.

More work stuff. We caught two dumbasses trying to steal shit. We were watching them hard to the point they had to ditch their theft. One of the two girls left her busted ass cell phone in one of the baskets they were using.

**Yuri-G** · 2017-06-09 18:27

tfw you remember you're on your work computer and are required to use IE (enough of a fail on its own) and therefore can't "close all tabs to the right of this tab"

fuuuuuuuuck so many tabs to close manually /wrist

**Xno Kappa** · 2017-06-09 22:27

Trying to watch the new season of OITNB with the wifey and netflix keeps cutting out for some god damn reason.

**dasva** · 2017-06-10 03:35

Got some Ritz crisp thins salt and vinegar flavor because they are fucking amazing and go good with these grilled cheese I'm making. Open them up start eating them... not one bit of any kind of flavoring on any of them. Check package yep definitely says salt and vinegar but I got totally plain ones. Still taste pretty good but fuck I need my fix

**Melena** · 2017-06-10 14:09

Got home around 3am from driving Uber, got woken up by a telemarketer at 11am. FML.

**Astylla** · 2017-06-10 14:16

Originally Posted by Melena

Got home around 3am from driving Uber, got woken up by a telemarketer at 11am. FML.

This is why you turn your ringer off noob. And make sure to block said number lol

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