Random Fail: First World Problems

**psychodwarf** · 2017-06-10 14:47

Originally Posted by Arkanna

Someone handed in a resume today, calling his self a "customer service hero". Really... referring to yourself as a hero of anything on a resume is a quick way to not get a chance.

A douchebag that my wife works with refers to himself as a "hero" and "savior of the people" on social media on almost a weekly basis. What does he do? He audits spreadsheets for the section 8 program for the city. That's it.

**Buffy** · 2017-06-10 16:29

I keep Netflix running, I call myself an American hero when I introduce myself.

**mallister** · 2017-06-10 17:30

Emptying storage building I've had out of state since 2007. Having to go through stacks of photos to sort what needs to be killed with fire, saved for the kids, or actually saved. So many landmines. My brain hurts.

**Rhyis.** · 2017-06-11 01:00

Originally Posted by Arkanna

Someone handed in a resume today, calling his self a "customer service hero". Really... referring to yourself as a hero of anything on a resume is a quick way to not get a chance.

Even a jukebox hero?

**Brill Weave** · 2017-06-11 09:07

Cleaning the garage yesterday thought I saw something run into the laundry room out of the corner of my eye. Turning off the lights in the game room last night and see the mouse cruising around. Two most useless fucking cats ever. It's on.

**Kalmado** · 2017-06-11 09:25

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Cleaning the garage yesterday thought I saw something run into the laundry room out of the corner of my eye. Turning off the lights in the game room last night and see the mouse cruising around. Two most useless fucking cats ever. It's on.

We have four cats, two of them being very young and playful. Had a mouse and the fattest cat that barely moves around was the one to catch it. Cats are weird.

**Salodin** · 2017-06-11 10:09

The second time a small fall has made my galaxy s7 screen break. So fucking over this pos phone.

**NynJa** · 2017-06-11 10:22

Originally Posted by Kalmado

We have four cats, two of them being very young and playful. Had a mouse and the fattest cat that barely moves around was the one to catch it. Cats are weird.

The fat cat is the boss who gets shit done

**Ksandra** · 2017-06-11 12:03

Second day of vacation. Character is maxed out on WoW. Kids are hogging the playstation. I'd like to play some kind of game on the pc and everything is bleh to me because I am old and don't like change. fml

**Xno Kappa** · 2017-06-11 18:46

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Cleaning the garage yesterday thought I saw something run into the laundry room out of the corner of my eye. Turning off the lights in the game room last night and see the mouse cruising around. Two most useless fucking cats ever. It's on.

My older cat absolutely obliterates anything beneath her, while the younger one is a spaz who would probably try to play with the rats lol.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-06-11 21:46

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Second day of vacation. Character is maxed out on WoW. Kids are hogging the playstation. I'd like to play some kind of game on the pc and everything is bleh to me because I am old and don't like change. fml

XIV has a new expansion coming out in a few weeks. get your grind on

**dasva** · 2017-06-11 23:26

Went to see Guardians with the gf. Even went to the less popular theater to avoid people. Previews finishing up no one else there... and bam 5 people come in. Very disappoint. gf was wanting to help me cross some stuff off the bucket list

**Astylla** · 2017-06-11 23:44

Originally Posted by dasva

Went to see Guardians with the gf. Even went to the less popular theater to avoid people. Previews finishing up no one else there... and bam 5 people come in. Very disappoint. gf was wanting to help me cross some stuff off the bucket list

Weekday matinees are best for this though I know difficult to swing due to work and shit. I remember going to see "Meet the Robinsons" a Disney movie back in 2006 and guy I went with we chose the very back row. Still had a few others there but people were far enough away I was able to still give him a long blowjob during without raising suspicion. I still never have re watched the movie to know what was going on LOL.

**dasva** · 2017-06-12 00:15

Originally Posted by Astylla

Weekday matinees are best for this though I know difficult to swing due to work and shit. I remember going to see "Meet the Robinsons" a Disney movie back in 2006 and guy I went with we chose the very back row. Still had a few others there but people were far enough away I was able to still give him a long blowjob during without raising suspicion. I still never have re watched the movie to know what was going on LOL.

Oh I know. Just hard to schedule and we thought this would be fine since ya know been out for like 3 weeks and we went really late one that didn't finish until 1 am. Oh well she actually really wanted to watch it so wasn't the end of the world. But since it was pretty much last week it would be showing they had it on a small screen so pretty much everyone could easily see everyone so no real sneaking

**Anoat** · 2017-06-12 10:01

Every interaction I have with children pushes me closer and closer to scheduling a vasectomy.

**Melena** · 2017-06-12 11:04

Originally Posted by Anoat

Every interaction I have with children pushes me closer and closer to scheduling a vasectomy.

https://www.facebook.com/viralapple/...5843940068197/

**Ksandra** · 2017-06-12 11:13

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

XIV has a new expansion coming out in a few weeks. get your grind on

Thought about it, can't bring myself to do it. I bought a Atelier game off of steam. So I finally got something to keep me busy.

**Astylla** · 2017-06-12 17:37

Originally Posted by Anoat

Every interaction I have with children pushes me closer and closer to scheduling a vasectomy.

I wonder if guys face as much resistance to it as women do seeking sterilization procedures. For most women I know doctors won't even acknowledge their desires for no kids until they're in their 30's which I find to be bullshit.

If a person is an adult they should have the right to make the choice regardless of gender. And this is probably the only political/feminist post you'll ever see from me.

**Boyiee** · 2017-06-12 17:38

Originally Posted by Astylla

I wonder if guys face as much resistance to it as women do seeking sterilization procedures. For most women I know doctors won't even acknowledge their desires for no kids until they're in their 30's which I find to be bullshit.

If a person is an adult they should have the right to make the choice regardless of gender. And this is probably the only political/feminist post you'll ever see from me.

Most doctors won't do it for men unless you're a certain age and have kids already.

**Astylla** · 2017-06-12 17:44

Originally Posted by Boyiee

Most doctors won't do it for men unless you're a certain age and have kids already.

Ugh that's so fucking stupid. Our planet is so overpopulated as is there are far worse things and they still make you sign all these papers and shit acknowledging the procedure it's not like you don't know the "consequences ".

I think it should be another facet of sexual education discussed more openly, thankfully it's becoming less unpopular to have such done.
I do hate the argument of if someone changed their mind they should "just adopt", have you fucking seen how expensive it is ?? It's sad because it's the kids who suffer the most and having had majority of my nieces and nephews abandoned to the state I know how things go for them

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