Random Fail: First World Problems

[Ksandra]

Get those things out.

I want to get mine out soooooo badly, but I don't want to pay out of pocket. I'll have to someday though because fuck cleaning my tonsil stones out when I'm 70.


My fail: I wear contacts when outside and glasses at home. Mostly because I hate the look of glasses on me, but my eyes get tired. So I use up my insurance to either update my glasses or get more contacts. This year I am down to one pair of contacts, so was going to use the insurance for that, but then one handle on my glasses fell off...this morning the other one did too. Ugh. And no it's not the screw it's the little metal piece inside the handle.

[dasva]

Same customer just came in for the 4th time that I know of when we aren't open. "Oh but I called to see if it was ok" Yeah no making a habit of it is not ok

[Xno Kappa]

Schedule revision put out for the month, and I only have four non current days off for the rest of June.

[Salodin]

Only reason I still have them as an adult is because my mom didn't want me to have surgery as a kid but wish they did remove them earlier because of my constant sore throats.

They've almost always been enlarged and I've asked about removal as an adult but it's considered non essential, however with this now I might not have a choice..

I have the same problem you do, and no one will believe me but the only solution I've found that doesn't have me getting tonsillitis every 30-60 days was smoking.

Ever since I started smoking that wacky tabacky, I've had fewer and fewer spouts of tonsillitis come up. I've taken breaks over the years, and during those breaks I'll start getting inflammation and frequent stones, but as soon as I started up again the symptoms would subside and eventually stop.

I can't stand cigarettes tho, so I'll have one if it's offered but I won't buy a pack. Mary Jane or bust.

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[dasva]

Say 1 thing about now ex gfs weight at it being a positive about how she is working on it and apparently I have unrealistic beauty standards. Mind you she's like 35 BMI and I've never said anything about it and even told her of interest in bigger girls (note it's not my thing but hey I'm not marrying and personality/skills trump a bit of belly)

[Fondue]

I thought she blocked all forms of communication

[dasva]

Naw son that's old ex from like a month ago. This is new ex.

Fuck it. Fwbs only time

[Fondue]

I think you said that last time and then the FWB was ur gf

[dasva]

I don't remember. Probably I'm dumb and never learn.

An old ex has been hitting me up lately got me confused. Apparently she's lost like 60 lbs since we were together... though so have I lol. She's been making quite a few hints and wanting to hook up. Reason why this is a fail or more of one is because she's clearly hinting at sneaking around on her gf and I broke up with her because she cheated on me lol. Can only kind of shake my head

[Anoat]

Girl that ghosted on me mid conversation on OKCupid three years ago randomly messaged me and wants to strike up a conversation again. Bitch I can see our message history, gtfo

[Astylla]

Girl that ghosted on me mid conversation on OKCupid three years ago randomly messaged me and wants to strike up a conversation again. Bitch I can see our message history, gtfo

I get that shit on OKC and Fetlife all the time , lol.
Not 3 years typically but 6-12 months later.
Seriously do people think anyone is that stupid or desperate? That's when block comes in handy.

[Ksandra]

I don't remember. Probably I'm dumb and never learn.

An old ex has been hitting me up lately got me confused. Apparently she's lost like 60 lbs since we were together... though so have I lol. She's been making quite a few hints and wanting to hook up. Reason why this is a fail or more of one is because she's clearly hinting at sneaking around on her gf and I broke up with her because she cheated on me lol. Can only kind of shake my head

Is this the long distance chick?


Dude, for real, you gotta get better at your picks.

[dasva]

Is this the long distance chick?


Dude, for real, you gotta get better at your picks.

Lol no. Long distance chick has been too busy making decent length highly imaginative accounts of our relationship for attention and pity.

The one that hitting me right now we broke up like I want to say 6 years ago or so. Sort of started talking again a little couple years back. In her defense Aside from lack of faithfulness things were pretty good for like a year with her. And she's been wanting to break up for awhile but it's difficult financially. Also was rather nice she happened to live like close enough that with shortcuts was like a 5 minute walk

Don't have to tell me. But fuck some of them hide this shit deep and then 180 and just wondering where the hell it came from. Also having shit self esteem made picking hard. Makes me miss my first gf. She seemed crazy at the time but in retrospect/comparison...

[Yuri-G]

teeth cleaning day is always my favorite fucking day of the year. fucking hate the dentist. I have a fantastic dentist and all the assistants are great, it's just... it's the god damn dentist, there is no good here.

[Tokitoki]

I had a palette expander, lower bite plate, and braces totaling around 11 years of orthodontist visits. The dentist is a cake walk for me.

[dasva]

Uggg phone did some automatic updates so now I'm getting random fb ap notifications and texts from an alt account I made for fb games and as such haven't used in years. But it also somehow turned off all notifications for messenger so didn't know people were messaging me.

Also the guy at work that hurt himself is back. Which would be a good thing since been super busy making up for the missing body. But he still can't handle a lot so often does simple physically easier stuff around the shop. He's a cool guy and all but he's one of those eats like complete shit (like gets super sized BK meals a couple of times a day every day) because works out and looks fit kind of guys. So he ends up taking a long shit 3-4 times a day at work that leave the bathroom uninhabitable for a good hour or 2 after.

[Melena]

teeth cleaning day is always my favorite fucking day of the year. fucking hate the dentist. I have a fantastic dentist and all the assistants are great, it's just... it's the god damn dentist, there is no good here.

All about that laughing gas while the dentist is working on you. makes that shit a breeze.

[Yuri-G]

All about that laughing gas while the dentist is working on you. makes that shit a breeze.

I need to start asking for that lol. my insurance covers it even for teeth cleaning...

[dasva]

Comcast service being super weird. Like no channels are working saying all unauthorized but on demand works. Wifi works fine when it's not cutting out but wired is down to .3 mbps. Go to chat support and I think I got some guy using google translate lol. Opening line is "As I understand you are having a speed of with the internet service, is that correct?"

[Yuri-G]

Diarrhea + hemorrhoid

FUCK YOU TOO, LIFE