Random Fail: First World Problems

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-06-20 10:04

Empire State is a national landmark, but not a monument. there's an official designation involved with monuments.

plus, now you can literally masturbate to lady liberty, not just metaphorically like all the other plebs.

**Zetanio** · 2017-06-20 10:10

Good call.

**Anoat** · 2017-06-20 10:12

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

plus, now you can literally masturbate to lady liberty, not just metaphorically like all the other plebs.

Rule 34 homie, it's already been done.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-06-20 14:45

in person tho. that's a select club.

**Astylla** · 2017-06-20 17:34

Some dumbass older kid that should know better jumped into pool and tripped jumping in so busted his nose.

Double fail here :

I was maybe 5 minutes in the pool when it happened.

They grabbed my towel to use but it was one I planned to toss anyway and they gave me one of theirs in return.

I've been trying to swim daily and do exercise in there to get active and it felt so good but I'm so susceptible to shit the thought of blood in the water freaks me out.

**dasva** · 2017-06-20 17:46

Should've taken pictures and posted them on the interwebs

**Astylla** · 2017-06-20 17:59

Originally Posted by dasva

Should've taken pictures and posted them on the interwebs

I always leave my phone upstairs when I'm at the pool alone which is always LOL.
They were nice enough and apologetic but the possibility of blood in the water just made me feel queasy. I get sick so often didn't want to chance anything.

**Anoat** · 2017-06-20 20:36

Originally Posted by Astylla

I always leave my phone upstairs when I'm at the pool alone which is always LOL.
They were nice enough and apologetic but the possibility of blood in the water just made me feel queasy. I get sick so often didn't want to chance anything.

I should probably not tell you about the time I was in a hotel pool and this old dude had a heart attack and nobody noticed for a while until his daughter screamed and we pulled up an old dead dude bluer than a Smurf and OOPS I guess I just told you.

**Xno Kappa** · 2017-06-20 21:42

So we're escorting the boss to a college hosted event earlier this evening. A guy who's a Trump transplant from his transition team in the pentagon wanted to ride with us there. No problem at all.

When we meet him, he shakes my partners hand, looks at me and gives me a fist bump. I was so mind blown lmao.

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**Byrthnoth** · 2017-06-20 22:11

At least that is traditional Mitt Romney-esque Republican "I think this is how your people behave" cluelessness. A Bannonite would have assumed you wanted a fist bump and gone for the handshake anyway.

**Brill Weave** · 2017-06-21 06:14

All day yesterday I felt off. Go to take a leak in the middle of the night and realize that I've got the fucking chills and a fever. Yay.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2017-06-21 10:30

@astylla good thing that's literally what all that chlorine is for. just FYI: chlorine is literally poison. you can get serious injuries from it if its too strong in pools, and if its ingested in serious quantities itll kill you. we do it anyway because it's even more harsh for pestilence.

also, sucks brill. I got the chills on sunday night, threw my guts out of balance, and ended up calling in yesterday cos I spent half the day trying to take the same goddamn shit. gonna get some verbal corrective action when I get back, too, cos id used up a bunch of my sick time already.

just gotta make it to December so I can get on FMLA.

**Ratatapa** · 2017-06-21 10:53

Need to see a cardiologist for a problem called FAP.

Doctor said it's not super bad, but will still wait for a cardiologist result

**dasva** · 2017-06-21 11:09

It's bad when even you cardiologist thinks you jerk too much

**dasva** · 2017-06-21 11:50

Puppy decided my foot makes a good pillow. Now I can't move

**Ksandra** · 2017-06-21 23:13

There is no volume button on our tv...what in the actual fuck? Do these people not understand how easy it is to lose the remote?

**arus2001** · 2017-06-21 23:27

Sure they're just not some super skinny buttons built somewhere along the back of the outer frame?

**dasva** · 2017-06-21 23:33

Can't you just control it from your phone?

**Ksandra** · 2017-06-21 23:55

Originally Posted by arus2001

Sure they're just not some super skinny buttons built somewhere along the back of the outer frame?

Nope. I even searched the interwebs and the model only has one button (hold it down to turn on/off and tap for the input settings).

Originally Posted by dasva

Can't you just control it from your phone?

It's not a smart tv.

Seriously something I never thought I'd have to check for before purchasing.

**Greatguardian** · 2017-06-22 00:18

Some phones (in particular my old Samsung S4, maybe others) have a built-in IR blaster so they can be used as a Universal Remote on any kind of TV.

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