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  1. #23621
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    I think this is more an issue with my gmail but still fucking annoying.

    I have an interview tomorrow and have an online application/consent to background, etc. via PDF. Put all info in then try to save and it just goes blank. Realized after talking to my husband or was locked for editing even though it let me input all the information, so basically have to redo it all again . FML

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    Just be careful with some stuff done by dentists, depending on what you have done it may fall under medical rather than dental and thus could fuck you over when it comes to insurance and billing.

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    I love my dentist. We grew up together so I get all kinds of discounts on services, no charge for the gas, and BBQ at his place afterwards.

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    The dentist is literally free for me. No copay even. Take better care of your teeth fam.

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    Fail. Driving back home from jfk at this hour. At least we're being driven and it's a nice car, but this traffic fuckkk see you in 2+ hours house.

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    bitch getting uppity at work, she's all "can I speak to your supervisor?"


    my response was "sure, may I speak to yours please?"


    she did not like that :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee View Post
    Fail. Driving back home from jfk at this hour. At least we're being driven and it's a nice car, but this traffic fuckkk see you in 2+ hours house.
    I spoke too soon. There was an mva with two overturns on the parkway just in front of us and they shut down all lanes and landed a helicopter on the parkway. Been stopped for almost an hour.

  8. #23628
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Why is every insurance website/app shit compared to kaiser's?

    When I was in the hospital they asked me for my PCP. Now, I haven't used my PCP since I moved and got him only 6 months ago. So I go to Anthem's phone app and it doesn't show it. Go through safari and their website automatically give you a mobile version that is exactly like their phone app. And there's no "Desktop version" link anywhere on it.

    And don't get me started on how shitty Healthnet's is when I had that one, too.


    [edit] What's funny is that we moved to a home that is directly across the street from our medical office. Which is super nice and makes me want to be ok with not having kaiser anymore, but then this shit...

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    Usually poops once every day or 2 guy. Wake up last night with bloody nose and then have to take a monster shit and can't get back to sleep. End up having to take another huge shit this morning after I weighted myself and was higher than I was last time this week. Then another one after I got to work. All solid though. Wtf is going on. Haven't been eating anymore than usual.

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    Atheist Douchebag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Usually poops once every day or 2 guy. Wake up last night with bloody nose and then have to take a monster shit and can't get back to sleep. End up having to take another huge shit this morning after I weighted myself and was higher than I was last time this week. Then another one after I got to work. All solid though. Wtf is going on. Haven't been eating anymore than usual.
    Bit of buildup maybe?

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    Someone is giving you anoscopes while you sleep.

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Someone is giving you anoscopes while you sleep.
    This is the response I was hoping for. I'm really ashamed Zet didn't go down this route. But no no butt stuff at least not in my butt.

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    Youre a victim of stool transplant ninja vigilantes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Usually poops once every day or 2 guy.
    You're bowels are telling you to clear them out more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    Youre a victim of stool transplant ninja vigilantes.
    This sounds like a really really bad hentai

    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    You're bowels are telling you to clear them out more often.
    Maybe... it's not like I really control when they are ready to empty unless I want to chug laxatives

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    Get your shit together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    Maybe... it's not like I really control when they are ready to empty unless I want to chug laxatives
    Just eat one of those quintuple five guys burgers and you'll take care of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    Just eat one of those quintuple five guys burgers and you'll take care of that.
    And drink a cup of super strong black coffee after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokitoki View Post
    Just eat one of those quintuple five guys burgers and you'll take care of that.
    You underestimate the strength of my guts. I could eat $20 of tacobell and they wouldn't even flinch. That said I can't eat like that everyday so... that does make me want the burger for tomorrow though. Hmmm we'll see I was thinking of making portabella pizzas though

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasva View Post
    You underestimate the strength of my guts. I could eat $20 of tacobell and they wouldn't even flinch. That said I can't eat like that everyday so... that does make me want the burger for tomorrow though. Hmmm we'll see I was thinking of making portabella pizzas though
    I hate you. One of any burrito from T.Bell and I'm spraying shit for the next two days.