Random Fail: First World Problems

**Boyiee** · 2017-07-03 17:32

Originally Posted by dasva

Psh vacation weight lasts all of about a week unless you keep eating like you on vacation

Wellllll I may have thought I was for the last two months too lol I'm up at least 10.

**Zealot** · 2017-07-03 18:11

Saw the second Transformers movie.

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**AoE** · 2017-07-03 18:22

Started going to a yoga class for the past month to relieve stress. Second time I'd seen this slightly older woman there, Ukrainian pretty attractive, but definitely got them Europeans don't age well wrinkles. After the end of that one particular session, the instructor told us he had two tickets to the local fair so I took one and then she took one. Not long after, she asked me if I wanted to go with her. Told her sure, just let me know when she wanted to go but that I couldn't do Monday (today). Said she'd let me know and promptly took down my Facebook information.
We had agreed upon Sunday afternoon.

Later that day she switched up and asked if I just simply wanted to go that day later on. I agreed and just asked her to let me know when since I was out and about. Got a message a few hours later saying she still wasn't sure but that she wanted to bring some friends with her. Told her sure just let me know when, then heard nothing after that and I'm sure I won't until I go to yoga again.

Granted I understand that people are busy and shit happens but it seems to be my typical experience here in Cali so far.

Edit - Messaged her just to see how she was and she told me she went with her friends who had just flew into town that day.

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**Melena** · 2017-07-03 18:31

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Putting together an elliptical and the wifey is pretty much useless.

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Anytime I assemble anything, I have to banish Astylla to the bedroom with the cats. If it's not done in 10 minutes, she thinks it's broken and starts freaking out.

**Melena** · 2017-07-03 18:36

Originally Posted by Zealot

Saw the second Transformers movie.

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If you think that's a fail, do not go see Three, Four or Five

**Zetanio** · 2017-07-03 18:48

Originally Posted by Melena

If you think that's a fail, do not go see Three, Four or Five

Don't listen to him. Michael Bay is a god.

**Melena** · 2017-07-03 18:51

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Don't listen to him. Michael Bay is a god.

Michael Bay who made The Rock, Bad Boys, and Pain and Gain is a god. The Michael Bay that did unspeakable things to my childhood though should be fed to the wolves.

**Anoat** · 2017-07-03 18:58

Originally Posted by Melena

Michael Bay who made The Rock, Bad Boys, and Pain and Gain is a god. The Michael Bay that did unspeakable things to my childhood though should be fed to the wolves.

You know what all three of those good movies had in common? One starred The Rock. One is actually called The Rock. And the other is set in Miami, the home of The Rock.

So really, you should thank The Rock and not Michael Bay.

**Zetanio** · 2017-07-03 19:03

Michael Bay is god. Can't be proven wrong.

**Brill Weave** · 2017-07-03 19:38

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Don't listen to him. Michael Bay is a god.

**Zealot** · 2017-07-03 20:04

Originally Posted by Zetanio

Michael Bay is god. Can't be proven wrong.

I see you're a Jew like me and believe in the Old Testament.

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**dasva** · 2017-07-03 20:13

So go into bike shop to get bike looked at. Basically mostly the stuff from normal wear and tear and previous crashes plus now they want to also replace front sprockets along with the chain and rear cassette that already needed it. Labor is still thrown in if I get the tune up but now it costs more.

So all told would be $260+tax. I'm luck fuck for that much I might as well get a new bike and he's like well I mean your bike retails for $750... which is true if it was brand new. But it's 4.5 years old with according to my garmin over 11k miles on it (though didn't have it the first few months) and a few crashes lol. Then he tries selling me on a used bike. I'm like dude it's ok I can afford a new bike I'll come back later to pick out a new one. I just don't like investing more money into the current one than it's probably currently worth even after it gets fixed up

**Zetanio** · 2017-07-03 20:28

Originally Posted by Zealot

I see you're a Jew like me and believe in the Old Testament.

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BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND.

**Boyiee** · 2017-07-03 21:57

Brother in law ordered me a shot of Jack Daniel's, haven't had that garbage since I was 18 almost 12 years ago. Almost instant sick.

**Boyiee** · 2017-07-03 22:09

Oh good follow it up with warm patron I am looking forward to hugging the porcelain later.

**Xno Kappa** · 2017-07-04 01:52

2017 and people still pay for shots of Jack?

EDIT: And are you legit complaining about free booze?

**AoE** · 2017-07-04 02:02

Personally met Micheal Bay. Gave off a douche vibe, didn't really care for him.

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**Melena** · 2017-07-04 02:17

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

2017 and people still pay for shots of Jack?

EDIT: And are you legit complaining about free booze?

Ehh if not over priced single barrel jack isn't bad. Other than that though only time I order jack is if it's a jack and Coke

**Zetanio** · 2017-07-04 08:31

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

2017 and people still pay for shots of Jack?

EDIT: And are you legit complaining about free booze?

I never complain about free booze in person but I will damn well come on BG and complain about people's terrible taste in liquor.

**Kalmado** · 2017-07-04 09:42

Newegg just informed me returning a product for incompatibility is a personal reason. Da fuck?

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