Random Fail: First World Problems

**Roranora** · 2013-11-09 07:08

wisdom teeth tales reminded me of this bit -- they were tusks, i was a warthog! no anesthesia, they pulled them out with pliers, i was eating corn on the cob that afternoon

enjoy the other funny and beware of the me monster

**Anoat** · 2013-11-09 18:16

Apparently Xbox Live is down for every Comcast customer, there was a service alert up about two hours ago claiming it was fixed, but nope, still down. Whhhhhhyyyyyyy

**Arelian** · 2013-11-09 19:03

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

May have to cab :<

Cab would be like, $40 there. Job won't pay me enough to warrant that, sadly. Gonna give them a call on Monday to explain the situation and see what arises. They knew when hiring me that I'm currently relying on public transit to get around, so hopefully they'll be understanding! If not, nothing else I could really do.

**Ksandra** · 2013-11-12 20:15

Daughter likes to play with my phone (she can navigate that shit better than I can). So sometimes I let her have it and she does her thing. One of those being randomly calling people, usually my mom since that is the last person I called.

Today she called a friend of mine, but I didn't notice. I was on vent. Within a few minutes friend's roommate shouts to see if I am on vent, I am like, "ya." Guy is like, "Your daughter just called Matt and he's been trying to teach her how to say 'fuck'."

CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.

**Aksannyi** · 2013-11-12 20:42

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Daughter likes to play with my phone (she can navigate that shit better than I can). So sometimes I let her have it and she does her thing. One of those being randomly calling people, usually my mom since that is the last person I called.

Today she called a friend of mine, but I didn't notice. I was on vent. Within a few minutes friend's roommate shouts to see if I am on vent, I am like, "ya." Guy is like, "Your daughter just called Matt and he's been trying to teach her how to say 'fuck'."

CAN'T TRUST ANYONE.

Lol you have to admit that's hilarious. My (ex) in-laws taught my kids how to say puto.

**PewPew** · 2013-11-12 21:46

Originally Posted by altwight

Ordering at drive through

Her: "Hay may I take your order?"

Me: "One second please ^^"

Her: "K um you can order when you're ready."
*20sec wat*
Me: "Okay I'm ready :D"

Her: "Um I said you can go ahead when you're ready"

Me: "Oh sorry mam was just making sure you would be able to take it."

Her: "Can you PLEASE just tell me what you want"

*places order*

(she doesn't realize her headset is still on)

Her: "This goddamn nigger doesn't understand one fucking word of english, talking to me like I'm some sort of damn servant." <- wat? I quoted what she said so uh don't gimme an infraction plz

Called manager when I got home, assuming she got fired but probably not. I always try to be the nicest person ever at drive throughs cause I know their job sucks dick. Was stunned when she said this.

Wow, Im glad you called her manager. -.- Some people have issues, no matter how crappy your job/day is you don't take it out on other people.

**Ksandra** · 2013-11-12 22:28

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Lol you have to admit that's hilarious. My (ex) in-laws taught my kids how to say puto.

lol, ya I mean what can I do? Hopefully she didn't pick it up though as Thanksgiving is just around the corner and that's the last thing I need her saying in front of all our relatives!

**Aksannyi** · 2013-11-12 22:40

They'd probably laugh. Something about little kids swearing is really funny ... then again, my family does find that kind of thing humorous, you did mention that you're Catholic though so if your family is religious that might be an issue.

My fail of the day is that I actually opened the door for those door-to-door evangelists today and I had to listen to them prattle on for about 5 minutes because I'm too nice to tell them to fuck off.

**Ksandra** · 2013-11-12 22:56

Well it's my in-laws, and my MiL tried to nick name my daughter Peck Peck ("vagina" in tagalog) so ya they'd probably laugh. I still don't want to be that mother though. XD

**Kohan** · 2013-11-12 23:42

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Well it's my in-laws, and my MiL tried to nick name my daughter Peck Peck ("vagina" in tagalog) so ya they'd probably laugh.

Other cultures, particularly Asian ones, have the best Goddamn nicknames for children. Seriously, that shit is hysterical.

**Melena** · 2013-11-13 19:08

Originally Posted by jmc

Switching over to a cad by intergraph, was supposed to be implement back in September but got pushed back to jan 2014 due to faults.

It's still a much needed upgrade from our DOS based cad that's been in use probably since the early 90's

Yup, that's what we use. Works great till it's 3am, your Sergeant is busting your balls to finish a report and the whole server takes a shit and needs to be rebooted.

**jmc** · 2013-11-13 19:12

Missed a electrical payment last month, so power got shut off around 10 am this morning.

Bill was paid 20 mins later, said they would have someone come by to turn it back on.

8 hours later, I'm sitting in my car to charge my phone/stay warm.

All for $54, thanks national grid!

**Blubbartron** · 2013-11-13 20:21

Originally Posted by jmc

Missed a electrical payment last month, so power got shut off around 10 am this morning.

Bill was paid 20 mins later, said they would have someone come by to turn it back on.

8 hours later, I'm sitting in my car to charge my phone/stay warm.

All for $54, thanks national grid!

You're in Massachusetts, aren't you? It gets cold up there. How are there no laws that prevent electric/gas companies from simply shutting off someone's source of heat in winter? I thought that was a standard thing in the states where people can freeze to death.

**jmc** · 2013-11-13 20:27

Originally Posted by Blubbartron

You're in Massachusetts, aren't you? It gets cold up there. How are there no laws that prevent electric/gas companies from simply shutting off someone's source of heat in winter? I thought that was a standard thing in the states where people can freeze to death.

Ma only protects shutoff of households with individuals over the age of 65, or with families with children under 2.

**Ksandra** · 2013-11-13 20:28

Originally Posted by Blubbartron

You're in Massachusetts, aren't you? It gets cold up there. How are there no laws that prevent electric/gas companies from simply shutting off someone's source of heat in winter? I thought that was a standard thing in the states where people can freeze to death.

My guess was that this isn't winter yet. Googled it:

http://www.masslegalservices.org/con...-shutting-heat

Doesn't start until Nov. 15th.

Fucking random fail, indeed.

**Blubbartron** · 2013-11-13 20:32

Originally Posted by jmc

Ma only protects shutoff of households with individuals over the age of 65, or with families with children under 2.

That's messed up. The cold doesn't give a shit about how old you are. It's almost like they made laws based on the myth that people get sick because it's cold (and elderly/young are more at risk of dying from illnesses like pneumonia).

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2013-11-13 20:49

I hate cats so much. I tripped over my girlfriends stupid cat, landed in such a way that I think I sprained my knuckle or finger, the Knuckle is blue and swollen now D:

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-11-14 00:55

yeah, and you never really get a good look at her tits anyway

**Jefe** · 2013-11-14 02:08

So I just came from doing a couple of push ups and was sweating profusely, but get this: there's no water to shower. "FML!," I shouted out. Then I remembered I had stored a couple of gallons of potable water in case shit hit the fan. Thank you, baby Jesus.

**Pirian** · 2013-11-14 02:52

I'm watching a show on netflix and the default audio is very low so I need to turn the volume up very high to hear it, but the opening theme is at a regular audio level so after the intro I get blasted with the opening theme at a volume level that I am sure is going to break my speakers before I get through every episode. I refuse to skip the opening scene and miss the buildup for the episode to come in order to possibly save my speakers.

Real fucking First World problems in this thread right here.

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