Random Fail: First World Problems

[The Stig]

Can we just admit you both are terrible and to move on?

My first world problem. My Coworker makes 25k more a year than me. We have discovered he does not know how to tell a printer is on a print server, does not know how to run windows updates on a Win 2012 server, takes a full work day to diagnose that a ethernet wire is broken in the wall and he needs to contact the vendor to fix it, among a huge laundry list of other things that I have to fix despite being the lower tiered tech.......

Peter Principle

[Charismatic]

only thing mammoth about those titties is the fossilized picture quality. those are just big melons. mammoth tits come attached to mammoth women.

Now this is a random fail.
Abandon had it right. The best way to describe those beautiful hangers is to call them mammoth as you'd hope they get frozen and stay around for about 40, 000 years so future generations can marvel at them later.

[Aksannyi]

Totally love it when people submit a request form for me to edit a profile then leave it open at their desk while they go wandering around god-knows-where while I can only view it - but not edit it - because she's in it.

And we're the national hub so I can't just go wander around the building and find this person. :/

E-mailed her about 45 minutes ago, still no response, and it's still locked ...
/sigh

[Abandon]

the tits aren't back, i dont care

[Aksannyi]

While I can (and do) take your good-natured ribbing on a regular basis, there is more to me than a pair of tits.

[Acevalefor]

Totally love it when people submit a request form for me to edit a profile then leave it open at their desk while they go wandering around god-knows-where while I can only view it - but not edit it - because she's in it.

And we're the national hub so I can't just go wander around the building and find this person. :/

E-mailed her about 45 minutes ago, still no response, and it's still locked ...
/sigh

Remote desktop connection >.>

[BaneTheBrawler]

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what?

[Abandon]

legit spit my brisk tea out, dammit poopy

[Charismatic]

While I can (and do) take your good-natured ribbing on a regular basis, there is more to me than a pair of tits.

'tis an unfortunate truth and one we know all too well.

[SephYuyX]

If she would just show them, we would get over it and move on. Right guys?

[Ksandra]

Moved scarf story to the miss piggy thread!

[Airenn]

^lol

The antibiotics I am on to cure this stupid infection I've been dealing with make me sleepy.

[Abandon]

speaking of boobs

[Ksandra]

My daughter already has a crush on a celeb Bruno Mars

And it doesn't help he keeps popping up because of the SB...rofl

[Abandon]

bruno mars or russell wilson, almost same person now

[Ksandra]

bruno mars or russell wilson, almost same person now

lol depends on how he sings.

In more detail:

Forever ago I was watching some singing audition show (can't remember if it was like Americal Idol or Xfactor or w/e). Some kid comes on there, dead ringer for Bruno Mars. Both in looks and voice. My daughter was playing and she just stopped completely and stared at the kid enthralled. So I was like, "ok.." Found a video of him singing with Elmo, she wants to watch it all the time.

Just now I loaded some SB betting article and there was a picture of him in it and she started pointing and babbling like crazy. rofl

[Abandon]

enjoy her teenage years

[Ksandra]

enjoy her teenage years

Don't even ;;

[jmc]

Really considering moving to Florida.

That's all, figured it was enough of a fail.

[Airenn]

Jesus christ that's a huge one.

Why? Climate? Disney World? Universal?

We got all that and more out in Cali, my friend. Make the smarter choice.