Random Fail: First World Problems

**Silenka** · 2014-02-10 16:23

This is why you should get a cat instead.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-02-10 17:51

why, so he gets pissed on out of spite instead?

**wipers** · 2014-02-10 17:52

Get a goldfish they are easy to house break.

**Kerberoz** · 2014-02-10 17:55

Get a tarantula. Their digestive system is so efficient that they hardly produce any waste, and it doesn't smell.

**wipers** · 2014-02-10 17:56

The dogs I've had (golden retriever) have always been easy to house break.

**Moss** · 2014-02-10 18:16

My chest hurt like shit this morning, almost to the point where I was having a minor heart attack. EKG didn't show any issues so Doctor gave me a GI cocktail, Prevacid, and Zantac.

That visit was 7 hours ago and it still hurts, so miserable.

**Anoat** · 2014-02-10 18:23

My tax return was automatically ganked by the Dept. of Education to make a payment on my student loans. It wasn't a big return anyway, but god damn, they ganked it anyway.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-02-10 20:11

Rolled my ankle and went down like a ton of bricks shoveling the driveway. Then slipped and fell down the steps in the house about an hour later. Wife says she'll give me a muscle relaxer but only if I buy her a pack of smokes. Which means I need to go out onto the half snow covered driveway. Tylenol it is!

**Guitarman** · 2014-02-10 20:13

About halfway point of my left forearm has been hurting like a motherfucker, in the area right underneath the bone. I decide I'm tired of being couped up during the snowstorm so I walk to 7-11. Of course, I fall and land right on the fucking arm. OW.

**Airenn** · 2014-02-10 20:17

The fail is your wife?

**Abandon** · 2014-02-10 20:19

PUlled a muscle in my back playing volleyball. Walked into the shop to buy icy-hot, got laughed at by some young Marines. Ugh

**Komm Suesser Tod** · 2014-02-11 09:41

I work at UPS, and I went to pick up like, an eight pound package that fell on the ground, and when I started coming back up, I felt a sharp pain in my left testicle. Any time I would bend down, it would hurt coming up. Now, thinking this could have been a hernia or something more serious, I followed the company procedure and reported it to the safety supervisor, who calls the the shift manager, who then called in the building manager. I get asked if I really want to fill out the report, and told that it's going to take time. Uh, yes, of course I want to file the report. A, that's what we're told to do from day one, and B, IT'S MY FUCKING TESTICLE EXPERIENCING PAIN I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE.

**wipers** · 2014-02-11 09:43

I get feel the same way when I look at Miley Cyrus.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-02-12 13:55

Ugh. My boss tells me that I have to do a demonstration of our dispatching system for the IT head from the California group that bought us out. The director then comes over and tells me it's not just the IT head. It's also three VP's. Fml.

**SephYuyX** · 2014-02-12 14:50

VPs are just better paid middle managers, don't worry about the trash they are.

My wife picked out a BnB for us to stay at a few states away for vacation; best rates, closest to attractions, breakfast in the morning, snacks at night, nice looking house and property, non shared bathrooms, etcetc. During checkout it asks where we heard about them, and a lot of gay websites are shown as options, but we don't pay mind to it considering the state.

Never thinking about reading the about us page, it turns out it's a primarily a gay BnB, but list themselves as "straight friendly".

At least the food will be good?
I hope I don't get raped.

**wipers** · 2014-02-12 14:51

Originally Posted by SephYuyX

VPs are just better paid middle managers, don't worry about the trash they are.

My wife picked out a BnB for us to stay at a few states away for vacation; best rates, closest to attractions, breakfast in the morning, snacks at night, nice looking house and property, non shared bathrooms, etcetc. During checkout it asks where we heard about them, and a lot of gay websites are shown as options, but we don't pay mind to it considering the state.

Never thinking about reading the about us page, it turns out it's a primarily a gay BnB, but list themselves as "straight friendly".

At least the food will be good?
I hope I don't get raped.

At least it will be well decorated.

**Day** · 2014-02-12 14:51

Originally Posted by Silenka

This is why you should get a cat instead.

said no one ever

**wipers** · 2014-02-12 14:54

No offensive but going to a BnB sounds like a stereotypical married couple thing.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-12 14:55

Called Panera as I was walking out to my truck for lunch, so I could just have the order ready to pick up when I got there then turn around to come back to work. It's about a 10(ish) minute drive from work to there, so it would have given me plenty of time to get there, pick up/pay, and get back to work within 30 minutes.

Waited on hold literally the entire drive there, and finally hung up as I pulled into the parking lot. Placed my order in person and waited, and it didn't take long, but the entire purpose of me calling ahead is so that I don't have to wait while they make it. Annoying, really.

**wipers** · 2014-02-12 15:03

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Called Panera as I was walking out to my truck for lunch, so I could just have the order ready to pick up when I got there then turn around to come back to work. It's about a 10(ish) minute drive from work to there, so it would have given me plenty of time to get there, pick up/pay, and get back to work within 30 minutes.

Waited on hold literally the entire drive there, and finally hung up as I pulled into the parking lot. Placed my order in person and waited, and it didn't take long, but the entire purpose of me calling ahead is so that I don't have to wait while they make it. Annoying, really.

This might be the most first world problem of all time.

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