Random Fail: First World Problems

**wipers** · 2014-02-17 11:45

Just because something is popular doesn't mean it is good.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-17 11:48

I didn't say that it was. I don't watch Walking Dead but I don't necessarily disagree with Myrrh's friend's analysis, because zombie invasions are metaphorical, and the idea of people becoming mindless drones is a scary but possible scenario. (One could argue that many are already like that.)

But that's beside the point, I just always see you being such a Negative Nancy so I thought I'd have some fun with it.

**wipers** · 2014-02-17 11:51

I probably would rather view zombies as a political metaphor than just zombies also. So maybe I could enjoy the show.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-17 11:56

I figure all I need to know about zombies I learned in Resident Evil.

**wipers** · 2014-02-17 12:00

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

I figure all I need to know about zombies I learned in Resident Evil.

I do like the old Resident Evil games. I think one or two can't remember but it was actually scary to play.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-02-17 12:05

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

I figure all I need to know about zombies I learned in Resident Evil.

All I need to know about boobs is that you removed them from Avatar :/

**Airenn** · 2014-02-17 12:15

Eh, zombies don't bother me. Or the prospect of it doesn't. I get to bash things and shoot things, and if I get bit, fuck it, whatever.

Now, something like Revolution's premise truly scares me. (Don't get me wrong, the plot behind it is utterly stupid and impossible.) But the whole, going back to farming, no electricity or anything is terrifying to me. Because even though zombies fallotu would eventually lead to that as well -- in Revolution's case, I can't go nuts on people. Fuck.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-02-17 13:59

i stopped watching the walking dead mid-way through season 2. when

Spoiler: show

at that point, i realized exactly how the entire series is going to go down: zombies threaten group, someone does something horrifyingly evil, angst ensues, rinse repeat. it's not interesting. i've never cared for zombie stories precisely because they're always the same. "oh look at all the fucked up shit people have to do to survive now!" also zombies aren't inherently interesting. they have no motivation, and could easily be replaced with, say, wild animals. or a virus. or nazis. although come to think of it, wild animals and nazis would probably be more interesting than zombies.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-17 14:00

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

All I need to know about boobs is that you removed them from Avatar :/

If my boobs were the jollies you were getting out of life then I feel bad for you, considering you will never see and/or handle them.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-02-17 14:02

Eh, let's not flatter ourselves now, I just speak for the people.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-17 14:03

Well I'm just going to be like the government and say that removing them was for the good of the people, because they can't truly know what they want.

Also I just really like Elsa, so dealwithit.jpg

**Kerberoz** · 2014-02-17 17:39

I'd like to see a zombie story with a virus that doesn't actually turn anyone into zombies, but just fucks with their brain so they see everyone else as zombies.

**Chrius** · 2014-02-17 17:50

Originally Posted by bluefan

Ordered pizza tonight. One hour passes, still no pie. Phoned them to make sure the order I placed online actually went through.

"Sorry sir, we are extremely busy due to tonight being Valentines. Your pizza left 10minutes ago and should be there soon."

Damn unromantic couples...ruining my dinner time.

It's the romantic couples giving pizza money to babysitters that got ya

**Jefe** · 2014-02-17 17:57

Having a horrible day. It's impossible to find a T8 torx screw driver in this town. Damn, gonna have to drop by walmart. I guess I'll take the mop handle and act blind again.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-17 17:59

Random fail is acting like you have a disability if you don't.

**arus2001** · 2014-02-17 18:39

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Random fail is acting like you have a disability if you don't.

Better parking, yo!

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-02-17 20:59

lol aks, that was either a great joke or a horrible whiff.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-02-17 21:04

If it was some kind of reference to something, I didn't get it - just commenting on how it's a pretty shitty thing to do.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-02-17 21:45

search is failing me but iirc jefe grabbed a mop by the mopping end in wal-mart and was fucking around with it and someone thought he was blind and opened doors for him

**Charismatic** · 2014-02-17 21:51

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

If my boobs were the jollies you were getting out of life then I feel bad for you, considering you will never see and/or handle them.

I like your boobies.

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