Random Fail: First World Problems

**Quixon** · 2014-03-24 15:47

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

prolly work a bit better if you angle them a bit to form a shallow V. then the food wont fall off the sides, and you can still scoop by turning one blade flat to the plate. put a wad of tape or something in the crook of the V at your tape straps to help hold it in place.

I will do exactly this tomorrow and see how your design holds up.

**Raldo** · 2014-03-24 15:49

I encountered that situation once, but I'm lazy as shit. Put bowl next to face, and start shoveling with a single knife.

Now I buy my own disposable forks and hide them at my desk.

**Abandon** · 2014-03-24 18:20

quix, i wish you knew how hard i laughed when i saw that on facespace

**Melena** · 2014-03-24 18:32

Received an email from the county about a promotional position. Call the department and leave a voicemail saying i'm interested in interviewing. Get a call back saying no date set yet and they already have someone in the position and the interview is essentially a formality to satisfy county hiring requirements.....

**Salodin** · 2014-03-24 18:41

You're surprised? Anything county/state related is all who you know. Even at the lowest levels, who you know is all that matters.

**Anoat** · 2014-03-24 19:47

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Coworker pointed this out, on our website:

It's gonna be partly sunny at 9PM and at 3AM! Score!

Morgan and Morgan....FOR THE PEOPLE! God I hate those commercials.

**Melena** · 2014-03-24 21:22

Originally Posted by Salodin

You're surprised? Anything county/state related is all who you know. Even at the lowest levels, who you know is all that matters.

Oh i'm not surprised. I've worked with the Sheriff's office for 5 years, my dad did 33 in the same agency and retired as a Lt. Departments love to promote from within but are still required to interview and hire from within the top 5. They just can't grab someone off the street due to the requirements. I was more shocked that they were up front with that which they are not supposed to be.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-03-24 22:06

Originally Posted by Anoat

Morgan and Morgan....FOR THE PEOPLE! God I hate those commercials.

Trust me, I feel you.

**Zeb** · 2014-03-24 22:24

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Trust me, I feel you.

Bob Dance, where everybody rides!

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-03-25 00:44

i dont know morgan and morgan so all i see when you say that is morgan freeman morgan freeman morgan freeman, morgan freeman. morgan freeman.

morgan freeman.

also, i have a new symptom: swollen feet/ankles and achy joints. the achy joints come and go, and the swollen feet get better when i sleep with them elevated, but they still hurt. it's like if you wrap a rubber band around the tip of your finger really tight and wait until it gets engorged with blood, all red and purple and tingly, and then flick it or push on it. same tingy pain. really fucking annoying. possible causes include some really, really serious shit, so i'm calling my CNP tomorrow to talk about it.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-03-25 16:52

So, because of my back and sleeping problems. I'm on sleeping pills. This is what happens when I take two of them. I remember none of this. For me, the ended with getting a Bowl of noodles and watching a movie. That is it.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...pseeaa0a17.png

**Aksannyi** · 2014-03-25 16:54

That's hilarious lol.

**Melena** · 2014-03-25 17:15

Wow that is fucking hilarious. What did they give you? Ambien never did that to me, just some funky dreams.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-03-25 17:17

Zopicone

**bluefan** · 2014-03-25 19:35

Mom reads about the GM recalls for the ignition. She has a Dodge, not even one of the brands under GM. Had some trouble starting her car a couple times this winter (extreme cold will do that...). Asks me if she needs to get in on that. I said no.

Doesn't believe me.

#BatShitInsaneMothers

**BerenTebogo** · 2014-03-25 19:38

Originally Posted by Melena

Wow that is fucking hilarious. What did they give you? Ambien never did that to me, just some funky dreams.

I've had it happen when I take way too much ambien, lol.

**Kerberoz** · 2014-03-25 20:27

https://www.google.com/search?q=ambien+walrus&tbm=isch

**BerenTebogo** · 2014-03-25 22:07

I have so many fucking ambien stories man. Tried to dig through my mattress to freedom. Held conversation with my keyboard thinking it was a raccoon (convo consisted of me typing gibberish in /ls in XI and what I read on the screen is what my keyboardcoon was saying to me).

Etc etc.

Good shit.

**Salodin** · 2014-03-26 00:03

What the fuck...I thought it was supposed to make you sleep. And here I am contemplating molly...why bother lol.

**Fievel** · 2014-03-26 01:33

Well, as far as you know you slept I guess.

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