Random Fail: First World Problems

[Blubbartron]

I agree it's fucked up - I'm personally of the opinion that no victim should be investigated for potential arrest simply because they reported a crime against themselves. But it must be consistent either way. Every victim gets investigated, or none do.

[Aksannyi]

Agree with that. All or nothing.

[Xno Kappa]

Nothing really too exciting. The attorney just kept going in circles for about 30 minutes rephrasing the same damn question. I finally had to tell him a criminal background check isn't initially done on a victim unless we have reason to suspect she's not completely truthful or it be a false report altogether. "Which in this case, it wasn't even freaking necessary because your client corrobated and admitted to everything word for word on what the victim said. So it's also obvious you didn't even bother to watch the audio/video recorded subject interview or else you wouldn't be asking this question."

The prosecutor chuckled, the panel flat-out laughed, and the defense attorney subsequently shutted the fuck up and muttered no further questions your honor.

[Airenn]

Good enough, thanks!

[Obiron]

Woke up this morning ahead of schedule. Checked hockey news, laughed at MAF, all is going great. Then I hear a gagging sound...dog puked. Go clean it up, get a Gravol to give her...refuses to take it, when I get a bit more agitated trying to get her mouth open, she pisses in fear.

Morning went from :D:D:D:D to --------________________-------------

My dog will only take pills if I put them in the middle of a glob of peanut butter. We keep some on hand at all times, more for him than for eating it ourselves.

[Cream Soda]

Had Kaisen-don for the first time today at a sushi joint that closes down this Saturday...

No other place in my area serves Kaisen-don. It was fucking fantastic and now it's gone in the same day

[Salodin]

Nothing really too exciting. The attorney just kept going in circles for about 30 minutes rephrasing the same damn question. I finally had to tell him a criminal background check isn't initially done on a victim unless we have reason to suspect she's not completely truthful or it be a false report altogether. "Which in this case, it wasn't even freaking necessary because your client corrobated and admitted to everything word for word on what the victim said. So it's also obvious you didn't even bother to watch the audio/video recorded subject interview or else you wouldn't be asking this question."

The prosecutor chuckled, the panel flat-out laughed, and the defense attorney subsequently shutted the fuck up and muttered no further questions your honor.

He he this is funny. Wish you had more to share.

[AoE]

Forgot to do laundry, so I have no towels. So I just dried myself with paper towels after a shower.

That is one of the most ghetto things I've ever heard anyone do.

[Abandon]

Nothing really too exciting. The attorney just kept going in circles for about 30 minutes rephrasing the same damn question. I finally had to tell him a criminal background check isn't initially done on a victim unless we have reason to suspect she's not completely truthful or it be a false report altogether. "Which in this case, it wasn't even freaking necessary because your client corrobated and admitted to everything word for word on what the victim said. So it's also obvious you didn't even bother to watch the audio/video recorded subject interview or else you wouldn't be asking this question."

The prosecutor chuckled, the panel flat-out laughed, and the defense attorney subsequently shutted the fuck up and muttered no further questions your honor.

mah nigga

[Killerme]

Nothing really too exciting. The attorney just kept going in circles for about 30 minutes rephrasing the same damn question. I finally had to tell him a criminal background check isn't initially done on a victim unless we have reason to suspect she's not completely truthful or it be a false report altogether. "Which in this case, it wasn't even freaking necessary because your client corrobated and admitted to everything word for word on what the victim said. So it's also obvious you didn't even bother to watch the audio/video recorded subject interview or else you wouldn't be asking this question."

The prosecutor chuckled, the panel flat-out laughed, and the defense attorney subsequently shutted the fuck up and muttered no further questions your honor.

Which party are you?

[bluefan]

04/23/2014.

Forecast...snow! And I just cleaned and detailed my car last weekend

[Xno Kappa]

Which party are you?

I was the lead agent on the case who the did the victim and subject interview.

[Aksannyi]

Checked my online registration portal for my college, get my registration date/time, check and double check it, write it down on my calendar. Tomorrow morning, 4/25, at 0755.

Going through and finalizing which classes I want and I go in just to look at the registration schedule since this is my first time registering to USF, and find out that my registration date was pushed up, by three fucking weeks. There are so many classes I could have taken that filled up during that time, and I never knew I was able to register.

I'm still getting classes I want just the times are much more inconvenient for my job. At any rate, I'm all registered and ready to go.

[Quixon]

Selling my big 100 Gallon fishtank to make room for baby shit. Normally an easy deal, finding the buyer is the pain in the ass. I of course had to order a completely 100% custom tank and stand, which do not fit through the door of my house. I get to remove the window to get the damn stand out of the house.

I should of thought of this when I originally bought it. I've had enough working on this damn house. 2 Weekends ago we replaced the roof, last weekend I spent both days throwing the old roof in the dumpster that didn't show up the previous weekend like it was supposed to, and this weekend I'm pulling a window out so I can get this fish tank out.

I finally have a"potential" free day Sunday, where I will do absolutely nothing aside from smoke weed and melt into my couch.

[Aksannyi]

A client just sent their credit card info, including expiration date and CVC via e-mail to one of my coworkers and three other people via Outlook.

I really hate to use the term “asking for it,” but:

[Charismatic]

A client just sent their credit card info, including expiration date and CVC via e-mail to one of my coworkers and three other people via Outlook.

I really hate to use the term “asking for it,” but:

Its okay to use it, its not like you're talking about rape. That's not all the phrase is for either. :)

[AidenCarby]

Got laid last night, had to fart toward the end, ended up paying more attention to clenching my buttcheeks, and couldn't enjoy blowing my load :/

[Xno Kappa]

I think I'm dying. Worst hangover ever.

[Melena]

Fucking allergies are killing me today.

[Aksannyi]

I bought an external fan unit for my laptop and it works well enough but my god it buzzes like a fucking chainsaw. Fucker is loud. I can't even hear the fucking TV with this goddamn thing plugged in.