Random Fail: First World Problems

[BerenTebogo]

Given that you can't spell hieroglyphics or a few other words on your list that should narrow it a bit.

You're welcome.

[Lucki]

I could be wrong, but I'd imagine becoming a chef would be terrible for someone with a broken back. You'd be on your feet all day and have little opportunity to rest when you're getting slammed with lunch/dinner rushes.

[zoobernut]

Are you looking for something that will make you money or something that will make you happy? If you just want to study something that will make you happy why not Art and Cooking. You can cook at night and paint, draw, and do photography during the day. If you need something that will make you money then I would avoid those careers as they take a really long time to develop to the point of making money, you have to be really passionate about them and do it for the fun.

[Brill Weave]

Given that you can't spell hieroglyphics or a few other words on your list that should narrow it a bit.

You're welcome.

Never change. Ever.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Okay, I have no memory of posting that....

[Charismatic]

Okay, I have no memory of posting that....

Lay off the drugs, chief.

[BaneTheBrawler]

sleeping pill myrrh strikes again?

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Yeah... I'm told I went on this 30 minute description of a screen play I'm writing and how super detailed I wanted to make it. She said I just wouldn't shut up till I was done then I spent 40 minutes writing that job post. I need to change my password when I pop zops. Fuck

[Byrthnoth]

Change your password when you pop them? Are you on them now?

[Airenn]

If he changes it after he pops them he'll have to go through the forgot password bullshit next time he's sober from drugs 'cause he won't recall what he changed it to.

I think BG will still be around in 5-10 years.

[Guitarman]

So I go to Kay Jewelers online to order a gift for Mother's Day. It's the 2nd when I order a ring. There's a biiiig banner that says "order by xxx tonight to receive before Mother's Day!". So I buy it, select 2 day shipping just to be extra sure I get it in time.


Fast forward to today, I still haven't gotten shipment confirmation. I call customer care, and they tell me "oh, well it takes 7 days to process, then you selected two days, so you'll have it on the 15th". Fucking. A. I'm so pissed right now.

[BaneTheBrawler]

every anal reaming begins with a kiss

[BaneTheBrawler]

on that note, my anus and guts have been bleeding more painfully than usual for the last few days. not sure if it's something i've been eating (had expanded my diet while i was feeling better) or if it's because i'm due for another dose of my primary treatment on Tuesday. i'm hoping it's the diet, because if it is, then it's only a couple culprits that I can easily just not eat. if it's the meds... then I need to try to get my doctor to increase the dose/frequency, which might be difficult. i'm not exactly sure what dose level i'm at right now (it's an infusion, so there's a lot of variables and i don't control it) but it's fairly likely i'm at or very near the limit of what is "safe."


so.... yeah. also, my spoon is too big.

[Seraph]

so.... yeah. also, my spoon is too big.

Spoiler: show

http://s3.roosterteeth.com/images/ze...47d7923c85.jpg

[Kohan]

So I go to Kay Jewelers online to order a gift for Mother's Day. It's the 2nd when I order a ring. There's a biiiig banner that says "order by xxx tonight to receive before Mother's Day!". So I buy it, select 2 day shipping just to be extra sure I get it in time.

Fast forward to today, I still haven't gotten shipment confirmation. I call customer care, and they tell me "oh, well it takes 7 days to process, then you selected two days, so you'll have it on the 15th". Fucking. A. I'm so pissed right now.

I do hope that you either demanded some compensation or cancelled your order.

[Airenn]

Fucking Imgur and BG have been slow lately. APparently the entire west coast is having issues with imgur. Wonder if it's the same shit for BG. Slow internet is worse than no internet. (Also probably gonna triple post this as it is timing out.)

[Petitssk]

I bought my mother the first season of Game of Thrones as a present so she would get hooked on the series and buy the other seasons. Previously, I did the same with Grey's Anatomy and it was a flawless success since I got seven seasons out of it.

Today, I went to visit her since it's Mother's Day even though it takes four hours by train and I'll have to leave again tomorrow. Turns out she got the other seasons as Blu-ray, which I cannot watch.

People keep telling me it's karma, but it can't be, I'm the best son she has - it's not like I came only for the DVD's.

[Kohan]

It's probably less than the cost of two seasons on Blu-ray for you to buy a player. Time to step into the current digital era.

[Petitssk]

It's probably less than the cost of two seasons on Blu-ray for you to buy a player. Time to step into the current digital era.

That's my issue, actually - I don't have a TV since I really don't need one, but I'll get a Blu-ray drive with my next desktop computer anyway, though a little lack of luck with part-time jobs has delayed that a little. Buying a player just to bridge that timeframe seems a little inefficient to me since it's rare for me to watch movies anyway.

My only issue with Blu-rays is that it's going to look weird in my shelf, having both DVD's and Blu-rays there, though I suppose it helps that I hardly own any movies due to the aforementioned reasons. Then again, may god have mercy on my soul if they release a new disc format for music that will be sold in differently shaped cases.

[Niiro]

You have a computer and an internet connection.

Why are you buying DVDs/Blu-rays?