Random Fail: First World Problems

[BaneTheBrawler]

did you explain to her that godly scuplting doesn't come free?

[Cream Soda]

nah; if they're not interested, they're not interested. Not going to sit there and try to convince them otherwise

[Ratatapa]

nah; if they're not interested, they're not interested. Not going to sit there and try to convince them otherwise

Most girls see a car as " this guy has money

[Anoat]

My neighbor's car just got repo'd at 3am and the tow truck driver was not the stealthiest he could be. Shone headlights through windows, then set the car alarm off as he was putting it on the truck. Irate neighbor comes out and drama ensues. Sassy black woman arguing with tow truck driver does not make it very easy to fall asleep.

[Brill Weave]

My neighbor's car just got repo'd at 3am and the tow truck driver was not the stealthiest he could be. Shone headlights through windows, then set the car alarm off as he was putting it on the truck. Irate neighbor comes out and drama ensues. Sassy black woman arguing with tow truck driver does not make it very easy to fall asleep.

Shit that's when you make the popcorn.

[Mertron]

had three roommates in my house. one moved out the other day, no prob she gave plenty of notice months ago. one roommate just lost his job like two days ago (the day the lease ended, suspicious) and wants to stay on month to month while he looks for a new place/job. when the other roommate heard this he now also wants to move out and wont be signing the lease either. landlord is coming over with the lease for a new year (should be here any minute) and i just found all this out like an hour ago. homelessness inc

clarification edit: as of one week ago when we discussed this, everyone said they were on board for another year which was when i informed the landlord to bring the new lease over.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

So for family studies we're all supposed to pick a topic about w/e and do a 20 min presentation on it. I got to class late today to hear one of my classmates telling the class about his Alien experiences. He had over a dozen different stories. In one of them, during his abduction, he asked the "Aliens" questions. One of which was "What will kill the human race?", the answer to which was "A new virus that will wipe out exactly 75% of the worlds population. It will be similar to AIDS and HIV" lol

Some of his stories where just how he sees these "Aliens" in his day to day life outside the corner of his eye. He said that the Aliens told him if he ever addressed them in public "they would kill his whole family"

That had to have been the weirdest hour of that class yet.

One story that oddly didn't have to do with Aliens was him saying how a gifted animal talker his little sister was because she pet a horse once when she was 10.

[Airenn]

What. The. Fuck. Are you people DOING in Canada? Nah, I'm kidding. 'Murica's got plenty of them as well.

[Abandon]

So for family studies we're all supposed to pick a topic about w/e and do a 20 min presentation on it. I got to class late today to hear one of my classmates telling the class about his Alien experiences. He had over a dozen different stories. In one of them, during his abduction, he asked the "Aliens" questions. One of which was "What will kill the human race?", the answer to which was "A new virus that will wipe out exactly 75% of the worlds population. It will be similar to AIDS and HIV" lol

Some of his stories where just how he sees these "Aliens" in his day to day life outside the corner of his eye. He said that the Aliens told him if he ever addressed them in public "they would kill his whole family"

That had to have been the weirdest hour of that class yet.

One story that oddly didn't have to do with Aliens was him saying how a gifted animal talker his little sister was because she pet a horse once when she was 10.

white people

[Anoat]

Aliens never seem to grab black people, hispanics, asians, native americans, middle easterns, eskimos, or anything else but white people. Are aliens racist?!

[Myrrh_Quetz]

He is native actually. Ya racist mother fuckers!

[Abandon]

Aliens never seem to grab black people, hispanics, asians, native americans, middle easterns, eskimos, or anything else but white people. Are aliens racist?!

nah, i'd just say they know they've have more of a fight on their hands with some of those groups you mentioned

[Wulfgang]

Aliens never seem to grab black people, hispanics, asians, native americans, middle easterns, eskimos, or anything else but white people. Are aliens racist?!

Aliens are the equalizer obviously for all the token [insert minority here] horror movie victims.

[BerenTebogo]

So for family studies we're all supposed to pick a topic about w/e and do a 20 min presentation on it. I got to class late today to hear one of my classmates telling the class about his Alien experiences. He had over a dozen different stories. In one of them, during his abduction, he asked the "Aliens" questions. One of which was "What will kill the human race?", the answer to which was "A new virus that will wipe out exactly 75% of the worlds population. It will be similar to AIDS and HIV" lol

Some of his stories where just how he sees these "Aliens" in his day to day life outside the corner of his eye. He said that the Aliens told him if he ever addressed them in public "they would kill his whole family"

That had to have been the weirdest hour of that class yet.

One story that oddly didn't have to do with Aliens was him saying how a gifted animal talker his little sister was because she pet a horse once when she was 10.

100% without a doubt would have stood up and walked out. Take the 0 for the day or whatever, but holy fuck I just would not be able to.

[Abandon]

i would've stayed, and just had a good ol time laughing

[Myrrh_Quetz]

The thing that kept me there for the rest of class was every minute or two my teach would look at me with that expression of "Can you believe this is fucking happening?! I can't" and that laughter kept me going. But seriously. shit was so fucking weird. From self drawn pictures of his abductions, to pictures of aliens just chilling with him in his day to day life, the many stories of his abductions, and the random ones about his family that fit in no where. That horse story for one.

Oh oh oh, at one point he said "I asked the Aliens a question about God. They said that there is no One God but Thousands of Gods we haven't even met yet" and this guy is a hardcore Native Jew.

I wish I recorded it. Text just can't put into terms just how weird this was. He wasn't trolling, or made shit up. He has spoken of these stories in passing before throughout the year.

[Clash Perez]

I engaged someone on Facebook who was arguing that Marriage is a religious institution indivisible from its legal component, and that all nonbelievers should get "legally tethered" instead of married.

Why do I do this? =[

[Abandon]

because you're equally as dumb

[Spicyryan]

I engaged someone on Facebook who was arguing that Marriage is a religious institution indivisible from its legal component, and that all nonbelievers should get "legally tethered" instead of married.

Why do I do this? =[

Because living with blatant willful obvious glaring ignorance is as painful as arguing on the internet which is as a whole not as bad as doing it on Facebook/Youtube.

[Qeomash]

Aliens

Honestly sounds like schizophrenia, if he's seeing aliens in his day to day life that are threatening his family. Or this:



My fail: building a HTPC, and only 2/3 of the parts came today.