Random Fail: First World Problems

**Penthesilea** · 2014-06-10 10:17

Originally Posted by Spicyryan

Yesterday enchiladas, today ripped my pants by my crotch wide open at work just now.

Now my pants are trendy with staples in them. Not my week so far...

Spoiler: show

**Cliron** · 2014-06-10 11:20

Bitch ex-gf changed her HBO-go account login. Have had to stream the last few episodes of GoT.

During the Red Viper/ Mountain scene it needed to buffer right at the crescendo.

Only solace I can take from it is that I've used her HBO go to watch series/movies in bed with other people, one of which was her friend.

**Spicyryan** · 2014-06-10 11:22

Originally Posted by Penthesilea

Spoiler: show

Boss said that I don't look so good.

Idk, is it the pants:

Spoiler: show

Or the lack of sleep?

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-06-10 11:43

damn, you murdered those pants.

fever dissipated over night (97.3 now, which is odd but whatevs), but still have a sore throat and headache. hopefully those will clear up today too.

**Laugana** · 2014-06-10 12:11

I hope you weren't wearing them when you stapled them. Also it looks like you could double for an urchin on Oliver!

**Spicyryan** · 2014-06-10 13:19

Originally Posted by Laugana

I hope you weren't wearing them when you stapled them. Also it looks like you could double for an urchin on Oliver!

Lol of course I did. Alternative was being the guy stapling pants on the sink in the bathroom while people ask me wtf I am doing. Sat down and used a desk one. Any more power than that I try not to stick down my pants.

Oddly enough almost falling off a desk I got on to read the top of something tall(couldn't stand in the middle of it ) is how they ripped.

Staples kept coming out so I just made a track of 20. XD. Happened 4 hours ago. Good thing I'll be home in over 7!

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-06-10 13:38

Saw Pain Doctor today. They pretty much told me to go fuck myself because I talked to Patient Advocacy. They are now in the process of trying to pass me off to other Doctors in the hospital. Man, I wish I was able to be a prick and freak out on them.

Least I got some pain killers for the next 2 weeks and no more back freezing. Though, he wanted to inject some spinal cord stimulator into my spine. All sorts of fucking nope.

**Spicyryan** · 2014-06-10 14:00

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

Saw Pain Doctor today. They pretty much told me to go fuck myself because I talked to Patient Advocacy. They are now in the process of trying to pass me off to other Doctors in the hospital. Man, I wish I was able to be a prick and freak out on them.

Least I got some pain killers for the next 2 weeks and no more back freezing. Though, he wanted to inject some spinal cord stimulator into my spine. All sorts of fucking nope.

Should have said if he doesn't stop being an ass then you'll rip a painfully large hole in his pants.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-06-10 15:31

yeah, in small places like that patient advocacy is actually doctor advocacy. you know my advice, man.

**Rabidelly** · 2014-06-11 06:17

Obama is giving a speech for a local high school graduation and they are blocking the route that I take home from work. Gonna double my time to get home at least, especially since it's a well-traveled route and everyone is gonna be trying to squeeze down the tiny side streets to go around it.

THANKS OBAMA.

**Jaffar** · 2014-06-11 08:59

I don't know how often US Presidents visit Worcester, but I would think its a big deal. I think its also the only HS ceremony he's speaking at.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-06-11 09:37

Unsure if this is win or fail ...

So in one of my classes our original professor had to bow out due to health reasons. So yesterday our new professor was writing his e-mail address on the board for us and one of my classmates noticed that the “d” in his name was missing from the e-mail address and when the prof was asked about it, he responded, “Times are tough, I can’t afford the d.” I'm 99% sure he had no idea what he'd just said.

**Lyall** · 2014-06-11 09:43

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Unsure if this is win or fail ...

So in one of my classes our original professor had to bow out due to health reasons. So yesterday our new professor was writing his e-mail address on the board for us and one of my classmates noticed that the “d” in his name was missing from the e-mail address and when the prof was asked about it, he responded, “Times are tough, I can’t afford the d.” I'm 99% sure he had no idea what he'd just said.

Counts as Fail if no one then offered to give it to him.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-06-11 09:51

No one did so it's definitely fail. Then again, I think I'm the only person who caught it.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-06-11 11:10

Just found out the spreadsheet we've been tracking all of our background check info on is wrong. The header is "background check needed?" In each column it's either y or n. Turns out the y and n don't stand for yes and no. Our wonderful clerk decided that she would have it set up so they mean yes received bg check and no haven't received bg check. We're currently being audited by our parent Club on guess what, background checks for drivers. So now instead of only have 40 - 50 that I expected to have run I now have over 600. They all need done by the end of the month.

**NynJa** · 2014-06-11 12:05

Internet is down in school, for maintenance.
This wouldnt be a problem, except my labs are online and my ebook is online.

This could have been done any time of the day...

**Acevalefor** · 2014-06-11 12:14

Originally Posted by NynJa

Internet is down in school, for maintenance.
This wouldnt be a problem, except my labs are online and my ebook is online.

This could have been done any time of the day...

At the end of winter semester this year my school decided to turn off the D2L online class portion of their website for maintenance for 2 days during finals week. Of course everyone screamed about it so they gave us an additional two days to finish online finals. Who the fuck shuts off online classes during finals?

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-06-11 12:43

idiots. universities often undervalue their IT department, because universities are often led by idiots. my dad's university president has a philosophy that everyone should suffer together, so when they needed to cut budgets they cut EVERY budget. IT, the only college reliably turning a profit, etc. never mind that now their IT guys are leaving and my dad is ridiculously overworked.

some people seem to think running a university is just like running any other business. news flash: it's not.

**NynJa** · 2014-06-11 14:34

Originally Posted by Acevalefor

At the end of winter semester this year my school decided to turn off the D2L online class portion of their website for maintenance for 2 days during finals week. Of course everyone screamed about it so they gave us an additional two days to finish online finals. Who the fuck shuts off online classes during finals?

Ironically, I have an exam tomorrow, on stuff I was going to be working on today. Had I known they were going to cut the net, I would have stayed home and worked on it from home instead going in and texting people because theres no internet.

**Arelian** · 2014-06-11 14:55

Boss crawled up my ass about leaving the office early yesterday... When I didn't??? Someone told her I left when I went down the street to grab some lunch. Guess that's what happens when the boss is out and the office is full of chatty people.

I'm also not learning a damn thing from this job. Working for a stagnanting company when you're 25 and looking to get experience in a certain field is depressing.

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