Random Fail: First World Problems

[NynJa]

ftfy

Only the ones that hvent been domesticated/whitewashed.


If bees/wasps/hornets/etc went extinct, i wouldnt feel bad. Fuck bees.

[BaneTheBrawler]

nah, son. bees are bros. leave them bee and they'll leave you be. they make honey and help plants get it on.



wasps are the real sons of bitches. fuck wasps.

[Astylla]

nah, son. bees are bros. leave them bee and they'll leave you be. they make honey and help plants get it on.



wasps are the real sons of bitches. fuck wasps.

Here's something that may help

http://wondergressive.files.wordpres...bees-wasps.jpg

[Azull]

Paypal began and completed a dispute I didn't make within 2 minutes for the payment for my sisters summer school I made a week and a half ago that I only had to pay because her boyfriends ultra laziness is apparently contagious. The money hasn't even appeared back in my account yet, even though the charge was damn near instant, and they say they cant reverse the reversal that no one asked for.

#$(^*($&*(%&

[Anoat]

This one time, my friend was out in the woods looking for a piece of jewelry that we had lost earlier that summer. Damn kid was just trying to be a good friend. Anyways he ended up stepping on a big ass nest of bees and got the fury of the swarm. He ran away, but there were just too many, and he was also allergic. Tragically, he didn't survive. Later on at his funeral, I burst into hysterics upon seeing his body in the casket. He wasn't wearing his glasses! He can't see without his glasses! He wanted to be an acrobat!

Anyways, yeah, fuck bees.

[BerenTebogo]

Don't kill your friends.

[Astylla]

This one time, my friend was out in the woods looking for a piece of jewelry that we had lost earlier that summer. Damn kid was just trying to be a good friend. Anyways he ended up stepping on a big ass nest of bees and got the fury of the swarm. He ran away, but there were just too many, and he was also allergic. Tragically, he didn't survive. Later on at his funeral, I burst into hysterics upon seeing his body in the casket. He wasn't wearing his glasses! He can't see without his glasses! He wanted to be an acrobat!

Anyways, yeah, fuck bees.

Fuck you..I managed to read 3/4 of this before I realized what I was reading..lol.

[BerenTebogo]

Oh god dammit.

[Abandon]

this nigga, lmao

[Tomiko]

This one time, my friend was out in the woods looking for a piece of jewelry that we had lost earlier that summer. Damn kid was just trying to be a good friend. Anyways he ended up stepping on a big ass nest of bees and got the fury of the swarm. He ran away, but there were just too many, and he was also allergic. Tragically, he didn't survive. Later on at his funeral, I burst into hysterics upon seeing his body in the casket. He wasn't wearing his glasses! He can't see without his glasses! He wanted to be an acrobat!

Anyways, yeah, fuck bees.

Well played.

[Aksannyi]

Bro that was not cool.

[Abandon]

it was amusing, bawww

[BaneTheBrawler]

i feel like i should get that joke but i'm totally drawing a blank on it

[Abandon]

My Girl, the movie

[Astylla]

i feel like i should get that joke but i'm totally drawing a blank on it

Google ending of My Girl. And fuck this thread to hell for making me cry again..fucking hormones can eat a dick.

[Anoat]

Self critique, joke was B-, fact that it got Sath who then immediately realized his error boosts it to A-

[Ratatapa]

Bro that was not cool.

I agree poor guy

Before stepping on the bee's nest

http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/m...-1991-01-g.jpg

After stepping on the bee's nest

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--X--Ja0Ns_.../s1600/cam.jpg


Let's face it, bees are bitches

[Abandon]

rofl

[SamanosukeShiva]

From a week ago, I was on vacation overseas, with my sister, grandma and a friend. On the our way home, since I'm traveling with an elderly I asked for a wheelchair escort for my grandma. We arrived at Houston Airport, and the wheelchair escort guy we had couldn't be any more creepier, He had long hair and a big baldspot on the back part of his head. At one point I thought he was a serial killer. As we walk he would ask random/personal stuff to me/my sister/my friend, and we would just politely deflect the questions, but he kept asking. He would also say "Hey, how's it going?" to every single person we pass (which about 90% of them would just ignore him lol).

When we were at a line, out of nowhere he asked "Hey, do you guys play online game?"...... silence ........ I answered.. "........ no........" , he answered back again, "Oh that's too bad, my guild could use a player or two." I tried so hard not to burst out laughing. Luckily, it was all paranoia on our part, we didn't get serially killed.

[BaneTheBrawler]

so you lied to a helpful stranger looking for more guildies


such a jerk