Random Fail: First World Problems

**Raldo** · 2014-07-02 11:50

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

Or get a dog. Mine shoots out of her bed when my alarm goes off and nudges me until I get out of bed. Ive found I can get an extra minute or two in bed if I scratch her head.

Mine does the exact opposite

I have to get up to deal with my alarm (I put it on the dresser, so I'm forced to stand up), and if the dog thinks I'm not getting back into bed, whoosh, right into my spot. That bastard.

**Niiro** · 2014-07-02 12:23

All the dogs I've ever had seem to do the opposite to the point of laying on top your legs to deter you from getting up.

I guess they planned ahead, they knew that getting out of bed was the first step in a series of events that results in you leaving the house.

**Tokitoki** · 2014-07-02 12:37

Originally Posted by Niiro

All the dogs I've ever had seem to do the opposite to the point of laying on top your legs to deter you from getting up.

I guess they planned ahead, they knew that getting out of bed was the first step in a series of events that results in you leaving the house.

Mine loves food more than me she loves me I guess. There's a random fail.

**Abandon** · 2014-07-02 14:00

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

Say you have a medical condition.

why did nobody laugh at this

**Melena** · 2014-07-02 14:55

40 Laptops for our training center just arrived today. I am the only IT person for my section of the sheriff's office, and the only one in today and tomorrow as well due to the holidays. The people who ordered teh laptops are already asking when they will be ready. Life is going to fucking suck making the master, image all 40, join all 40 to the domain, configure wifi so people can connect, and install our reimaging software so when they inevitably get a fucking virus on these things two days later we can restore them.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-02 15:02

Originally Posted by Abandon

why did nobody laugh at this

i did. i thought about saying "yah this works all the time" or something but was hesitant because i'm sure some fuckwit would have taken me seriously.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-02 15:40

What works all the time is explosive diarrhea. No one questions it

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-02 16:46

NEVER QUESTION IT

**Seshat** · 2014-07-03 06:47

Don't normally post but need to vent. I've never been in a situation where I'm needed at two places simultaneously. Right now I'm waiting on comp to approve a wrist arthroscopic surgery so I've been cautious to say yes to anything. My best friend is moving in next week and it's also his birthday the following week (made plans). However, my aunt needs a dog sitter from the 9th - 17th and asked me to do it for $200 and stocking the house with whatever food I want. Screw these decisions.

**Souj** · 2014-07-03 07:54

obviously you stock your aunt's house with food, alcohol and strippers and then have your friends birthday party there.

**hey** · 2014-07-03 11:07

Originally Posted by Seshat

Don't normally post but need to vent. I've never been in a situation where I'm needed at two places simultaneously. Right now I'm waiting on comp to approve a wrist arthroscopic surgery so I've been cautious to say yes to anything. My best friend is moving in next week and it's also his birthday the following week (made plans). However, my aunt needs a dog sitter from the 9th - 17th and asked me to do it for $200 and stocking the house with whatever food I want. Screw these decisions.

Does the dog need to be watched 24/7? Surely it'll be fine for a few hours...? If it does need to be watched 24/7, then it's not worth $200 anyway.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-03 16:02

take the dog with you

**Biggz** · 2014-07-03 21:19

^^ This. bitches love dogs

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-03 21:36

Well, here I am at the Atlanta airport. My flight out of Atlanta and to Cleveland (where I will pick up a rental car to visit my family) was supposed to leave 30 minutes ago.

As of right now, it's delayed until 1:29.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-03 22:12

Jesus Christ, why such a delay?

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-03 22:15

I'd imagine the hurricane, but I don't really know.

Aaaaaaand it just got pushed back another 30 minutes.

Clearly, attempting to take this trip after an early work day was a bad idea, and there's no way I would be able to sleep in the airport with all this noise, light, and the fact that there are some seriously creepy mofos around here.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-03 22:25

I did not know there was even a hurricane.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-03 22:48

Well now we're delayed until morning. They're putting us up in a hotel.

The pilots will have been on for too many hours so they can't fly anymore tonight.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-04 00:54

it's florida. there's always a fucking hurricane.

**Seshat** · 2014-07-04 01:27

Originally Posted by hey

Does the dog need to be watched 24/7? Surely it'll be fine for a few hours...? If it does need to be watched 24/7, then it's not worth $200 anyway.

They live 45 minutes away so I'd be house sitting as well. I'd love to just take the dog home but people have allergies. Also, bitches do love dogs. I love dogs.

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