Random Fail: First World Problems

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-04 02:01

is this an outdoor party, or can you make part of it outdoors? if it is outdoors you might be able to pull it off.

shit, i'm allergic to dogs, cats, peanut butter, latex/bananas, and pretty much every plant that you can be allergic to. latex/bananas and peanut butter are the only ones that bother me enough to make me avoid them, though as long as i dont eat too much i can still have peanut butter. cats i just have to be careful to wash my hands after petting them, and not let them get near my face. dogs dont bother me at all, and plants can fuck right off.

if someone's allergies to something that common are so bad they can't be around it even outside, they need to be on medication and also not be outside.

tl;dr: shouldn't have allergies in a tug-o-war zone

**Seshat** · 2014-07-04 04:12

Its not a party. I'd be house sitting for about a week and a half. But nah, its a golden retriever and dad has severe allergies and asthma, which of course, set each other off and he ends up in the ER. I had a hypo-allergenic dog when I was small and we had to give him away (though I don't think he was purebred). Ultimately, I think my doctor solved my problem by telling me they'll be calling to schedule my appointment next week (ideally) so wouldn't be able to do it if the surgery goes through. Thank you third party for solving my problem, albeit a very minor one. Carry on.

tl;dr: The fail was bitching about something before having all the answers. First world problems to the max.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-04 04:34

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

it's florida. there's always a fucking hurricane.

You realize that the hurricane is nowhere near Florida, right?

**Restrat** · 2014-07-04 10:12

Got some acne coming in (I am 28 wtf) so I bought some anti-pimple cream you put on to prevent it. Woke up this morning and it has bleached my pillowcases

**Buffy** · 2014-07-04 10:45

American Apparel uses challenger explosion picture, thinking it is a fireworks photo.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...703-story.html

**Astylla** · 2014-07-04 11:15

Originally Posted by Buffy

American Apparel uses challenger explosion picture, thinking it is a fireworks photo.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...703-story.html

That's so fucking stupid I have no words. WTF.

**NynJa** · 2014-07-04 11:33

how do you even find that and mistake it as fireworks?

**Anoat** · 2014-07-04 12:19

"The social media director was born after the 1986 disaster." That is about the lamest excuse for stupidity I have ever heard. BRB designing the new Hitler tank tops campaign.

**Buffy** · 2014-07-04 13:48

Originally Posted by Anoat

"The social media director was born after the 1986 disaster."

The best part of this means it is some 18 year old intern that did it.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-04 13:57

not necessarily. ready to feel old? i'm 26, and was born in '88.

also i guess the birthday thing made me think you were doin a party.

and aks dont lie to me, florida always has a hurricane tucked away.

**Buffy** · 2014-07-04 13:59

Random Fail: I thought 2014-1986 equaled 18, not 28. Basic math ftw.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-04 15:04

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

and aks dont lie to me, florida always has a hurricane tucked away.

As if that's the worst thing Florida has going for it.

Truthfully, I've never experienced one. Two years ago we had tropical storm Debby who decided to show up to help me move (yeah that was fun ...) but that's the worst I've seen in six years.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-04 15:46

no, florida is plenty terrible in a myriad of ways.

**NynJa** · 2014-07-04 21:10

Originally Posted by Anoat

"The social media director was born after the 1986 disaster." That is about the lamest excuse for stupidity I have ever heard. BRB designing the new Hitler tank tops campaign.

Hey guys, I'm gonna start a new stache trend: shave everything except the stache under your nose.

**Moss** · 2014-07-04 21:59

http://steelcloset.com/wp-content/up...ler-Stache.jpg

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-04 23:27

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

no, florida is plenty terrible in a myriad of ways.

Hence why I said "as if that were the worst thing," which implies there are others.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-05 00:37

and i was saying i was aware of those others. stop trying to be cool, aks, you can't out-shit a shitter

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-05 08:01

So we're agreeing but you're arguing for the sake of it? 10-4.

**BadKarma** · 2014-07-05 08:18

Things aksannyi does in the NHL thread for $400, Alex

**Aristio** · 2014-07-06 22:13

I'm having a real hard time dealing with my girlfriend's hormones. This pregnancy is kicking her ass, and I'm just slowly getting worn down.

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