Random Fail: First World Problems

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-06 22:42

I just spent 6 hours with a friend who is hardcore insane and fully believes in illuminati and shit to insane levels. He kept trying to get me to his point of view by telling me that 911 didn't actually happen, that ALL vaccines are just mind control drugs or the government testing random shit on people, and other just crazy shit with zero proof about anything. Just kept saying "open your eyes and you'll see".

Christ, I'm just mentally drained from trying not to freak out on him and hit him.

**Qeomash** · 2014-07-06 22:52

If you never want to speak to him again, just whisper as you leave, "I like you as a friend, so I'll warn you now. You know too much, and I can't stop them anymore."

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-06 23:47

turn it into a game. your CF is now a conspiracy to make airenn salty.

**Airenn** · 2014-07-07 00:20

Shoulda just punched him. Either was gonna turn his downs rightside up or well, I don't think you can make that any kinds of worse.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-07 00:27

He actually blamed my cf on vaccinations. So much stupid shit was said from him.

**Airenn** · 2014-07-07 01:19

I've never met a person like that. I hear about them all the time, and I have no idea what I'd do if I came across someone who was serious about that kinda shit.

**NynJa** · 2014-07-07 01:22

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

I just spent 6 hours with a friend who is hardcore insane and fully believes in illuminati and shit to insane levels. He kept trying to get me to his point of view by telling me that 911 didn't actually happen, that ALL vaccines are just mind control drugs or the government testing random shit on people, and other just crazy shit with zero proof about anything. Just kept saying "open your eyes and you'll see".

Christ, I'm just mentally drained from trying not to freak out on him and hit him.

Punch him in the face, and blame the drugs they gave you for your CF took control of your body.

**Sepukku** · 2014-07-07 06:06

I once worked with someone who bought into all that stuff and he thought I was dumb and a sheep for not believing him, we egged him on and baited him into going even crazier with his theories

**AoE** · 2014-07-07 08:01

I'm related to someone like that. Haven't seen her in over 15 years and promptly unfriended her on FB when I got tired of her giving me migraines.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-07 08:09

Here is some of the insane shit he was telling me

Vaccines are made to cause disease and control the population by making everyone sterile. The 1% wants the world population to be 500 million
That all forms of media save for video games are making us dumber to control us but video games are making us smarter
That 911 didn't happen and it was all cgi by te government to spread fear in order to not get backlash for invading irac
That Hitler and the Statue of Liberty are doing the same pose.
That every legal building on the planet is an EXACT copy of the king Solomon tomb.
That the butterfly effect is the US's mind control program.

He also had some "documentaries" playing and one of them was like three hours long and full of inconsistencies and some guys opinion spoken as fact.

The biggest thing I remember from them was "lucifer is an angel of The Lord. He will be the saviour of mankind" and then an hour later said "lucifer is the great trickster who will try to pass himself off as an angel of light".

HOW DO PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS SHIT??! There is zero logic, reason, or research done on any of it. It's fucking insane.

And if he wasn't my girlfriends friends husband, I'd have lost it on him. But her and I had a good talk on the ride home and she apologized a few dozen times for leaving me alone with him. Lol

**dejet** · 2014-07-07 08:21

Ya I must if been imagining 9/11. Shit how could I not see this! Its vaccines that made me think I saw planes fly into the WTC from my school. Well I only saw the second one. so I can't explain the first one.

People like that need to be hit. Don't care if friend, family or whatever. Fucking hit them in the face.

**Asilius** · 2014-07-07 09:35

Just because from your perspective something may appear a certain way doesn't mean that's how it actually happened. Ever seen a magic trick? Ever seen a controlled demolition? People believe what they want to believe. mod: removed link

I'm an insensitive asshole.

**Qalbert** · 2014-07-07 09:42

i want to believe you're trolling

**Abandon** · 2014-07-07 09:44

Originally Posted by Asilius

Just because from your perspective something may appear a certain way doesn't mean that's how it actually happened. Ever seen a magic trick? Ever seen a controlled demolition? People believe what they want to believe. mod: removed link

just... dont

**Asilius** · 2014-07-07 09:49

Originally Posted by Qalbert

i want to believe you're trolling

You want to believe I care what you think :D

**Abandon** · 2014-07-07 09:50

oh shut the fuck up

**Asilius** · 2014-07-07 09:52

LOL go fuck yourself

**Quixon** · 2014-07-07 09:56

Obligatory.

http://www.howardforums.com/attachme...1&d=1345911106

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-07 10:03

Definitely the correct thread.

**Galkaeater** · 2014-07-07 10:04

what if your friend is a false flag actually working for the illuminati

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