Random Fail: First World Problems

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-07 10:05

You just blew my mind.

**Asilius** · 2014-07-07 10:42

Well since we are going there

mod: don't link that stupid shit here.

**Acevalefor** · 2014-07-07 10:42

Originally Posted by Galkaeater

what if your friend is a false flag actually working for the illuminati

Bravo!

**Acevalefor** · 2014-07-07 10:46

Originally Posted by Asilius

mod: removed link

Yep, you're headed for a ban.

**Asilius** · 2014-07-07 10:49

Originally Posted by Acevalefor

Yep, you're headed for a ban.

LOL im shaking in my boots

**Tokitoki** · 2014-07-07 10:50

You're kidding right? I could see the dust cloud from 20 miles upriver. I watched live as the 2nd plane hit and was hoping my dad didn't make it into work that day (thank god he didn't). Take it elsewhere.

**Quixon** · 2014-07-07 10:53

You're just part of the cover up maaaaaaan.

**Asilius** · 2014-07-07 10:53

im not saying that planes did not hit im saying that the buildings would not collapse like that. Get a grip

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-07 10:56

Let's keep in mind that most people here are not debating 911 or any of that stupid shit I posted. Let's not start horribly retarted arguments(or trolling)about tragic loss of lives.

**Mina** · 2014-07-07 11:05

Move on from this subject and onto some different fails.

**Jaybar** · 2014-07-07 11:18

Fails. Working with people that don't understand building technology or structure and pretend to be experts (or designers).

**Lyall** · 2014-07-07 11:22

Fail: Our IT department yelling at my team because we don't have an SOP in place for when the entire network goes down and IT can't figure out the problem.

**Arelian** · 2014-07-07 11:42

Working for a company that has a high turnover rate on management and executive staff because the owners of the company refuse to get up to speed on the modern market. When your strategy for being outpriced by competition is, "wait for their prices to increase," you know someone is too lazy to do their job.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-07 13:22

an ant bit my toe.

**Tokitoki** · 2014-07-07 13:26

My fiancee left the hand vacuum on the floor in the small space between the table and the couch. I didn't see it as I was walking through and stubbed my toe, splitting the front open. Then proceeded to drive a manual car, putting pressure on the cut.

**Laugana** · 2014-07-07 13:27

Ugh, as well as my walls being damaged a week or so ago, my tumble dryer died yesterday and when my car went into the garage today to have the engine fan repaired, they said they couldn't fix it, it's an electrical fault, so I have to have it booked in again on Thursday.

**hey** · 2014-07-07 14:51

Originally Posted by dejet

Ya I must if been imagining 9/11. Shit how could I not see this! Its vaccines that made me think I saw planes fly into the WTC from my school. Well I only saw the second one. so I can't explain the first one.

Dang, now i know why my dad always got uncomfortable when he had to give his work address and always had to claim "there was none", after 9/11.

**Obiron** · 2014-07-07 15:49

Ooh, I can add a random fail that's semi-related to conspiracy theories...

Last week the battery in my car died just as the wife and I were getting ready to go out. Had to take her car and add a trip to AutoZone to our agenda. Now the conspiracy part... When I was putting the new battery in, my neighbor noticed and said her battery died that day too. Thinking back to shortly after I got home from work, the power in the entire neighborhood flickered off and back on very briefly. Is the military testing some EMP technology near my neighborhood? Does tinfoil protect my car, or just my head?

**Blubbartron** · 2014-07-07 16:02

I'm not saying it's aliens... but it's aliens.

**Guitarman** · 2014-07-07 16:38

Exactly 13 mosquito bites from 4th of July. Was a great night, but holy shit. I look like I have chicken pox all over again.

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