Random Fail: First World Problems

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-11 16:52

well if i understand the first part correctly, at least you get to shit on someone else's day.

**Astylla** · 2014-07-11 17:05

Originally Posted by Zetanio

I kicked my fucking bed this morning in the same goddamn place as the other time.

This is just the worst.

Time for a new bed..without a foot board maybe ?

Also just got home from gym and decided to make lunch - turkey burger and salad. I'm eating and talking to hubby on Yahoo and look away for a minute and then go to take another bite and realize my plate is empty. I think to myself "Wow I guess I was hungry..I didn't remember eating that last of it.." I then spot my ninja cat Jager on the floor with half the fucking burger on the ground gnawing on it. It is now covered in fur and I am sad because I really wanted that fucking burger.

**Zetanio** · 2014-07-11 17:29

Originally Posted by Astylla

Time for a new bed..without a foot board maybe ?

Also just got home from gym and decided to make lunch - turkey burger and salad. I'm eating and talking to hubby on Yahoo and look away for a minute and then go to take another bite and realize my plate is empty. I think to myself "Wow I guess I was hungry..I didn't remember eating that last of it.." I then spot my ninja cat Jager on the floor with half the fucking burger on the ground gnawing on it. It is now covered in fur and I am sad because I really wanted that fucking burger.

http://i57.tinypic.com/1ooaa9.gif

Make kitty cook.

I just forget my bed is there sometimes. I'm an idiot.

**NynJa** · 2014-07-12 01:47

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Doing mystery shops today for road service providers. I take my wife's CR-V since all the garages know we drive Ford Fusions. Let the air out of one tire. Driver gets there and says he doesn't have a pressure gauge. Puts in about a minute's worth of air and says "you're good." I hop in knowing I'm going to have to get air somewhere. Sure enough low tire pressure light is on. I have no cash on me at all(I was in the ghetto.) GPS says next closest Get Go(which has free air machines) is three miles away. Off I go. A mile away I'm going up a steep ass narrow hill as a tractor trailer decides he's going to ignore the no trucks allowed sign, and heads down the hill. I'm slamming on the horn with my wife's car in reverse as the fucking moron grinds the entire trailer down the side of her car. I then have to turn around chase him for 10 minutes before he pulls over. I'm about to beat dude senseless as a cop pulls up and starts yelling at me for flying down Chartiers Ave after the guy. I point to the wife's car and explain what happened, driver gets cuffed, truck impounded, and cop writes an accident report for me for an accident he wasn't even at. So that was helpful at least. Shit ass fucking day.

Look on the bright side, Lebron is stuck in Ohio and you're not.

**Zetanio** · 2014-07-12 12:20

Originally Posted by Derock

Fucking lol

http://cdn.bluegartr.com/customavata...ar38697_16.gif

Goddamn, knocked it out of the park.

**Sepukku** · 2014-07-12 14:46

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Doing mystery shops today for road service providers. I take my wife's CR-V since all the garages know we drive Ford Fusions. Let the air out of one tire. Driver gets there and says he doesn't have a pressure gauge. Puts in about a minute's worth of air and says "you're good." I hop in knowing I'm going to have to get air somewhere. Sure enough low tire pressure light is on. I have no cash on me at all(I was in the ghetto.) GPS says next closest Get Go(which has free air machines) is three miles away. Off I go. A mile away I'm going up a steep ass narrow hill as a tractor trailer decides he's going to ignore the no trucks allowed sign, and heads down the hill. I'm slamming on the horn with my wife's car in reverse as the fucking moron grinds the entire trailer down the side of her car. I then have to turn around chase him for 10 minutes before he pulls over. I'm about to beat dude senseless as a cop pulls up and starts yelling at me for flying down Chartiers Ave after the guy. I point to the wife's car and explain what happened, driver gets cuffed, truck impounded, and cop writes an accident report for me for an accident he wasn't even at. So that was helpful at least. Shit ass fucking day.

Fucking crafton LOL I hate when Parkway West is clogged and I gotta go out 60 through there

((Truly is a ghetto though))

**Brill Weave** · 2014-07-13 17:32

Yeah I hate that fucking part of town. It's such a shithole.

**Astylla** · 2014-07-15 17:27

Just fucking booked a five night vacation for early next week and now have a 100 degree temp. This shit better pass soon.

**Sepukku** · 2014-07-16 00:23

My summer vacation this year is officially going to be Cuyahoga Heights (Cleveland)

**Brill Weave** · 2014-07-16 06:57

Originally Posted by Sepukku

My summer vacation this year is officially going to be Cuyahoga Heights (Cleveland)

**Sepukku** · 2014-07-16 08:11

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Friend has been on internship out there and none of us have visited him and every year we do a few mud run 5k type things and there's one out there by him so we're going out there for that and then staying a few days to relax and drink. No one wanted to go in on a beach house rental this year cause we wouldn't have enough people to split the rental $$$ and last year we spent on average $200/person on alcohol alone in one week :/ I bought 3 liquor bottles Saturday when we arrived and I needed more by Tuesday....

**RKenshin** · 2014-07-16 08:37

Monday was an annoying day.

First day back from vacation, with a near 12-hour day, and terrible traffic. Gym is packed more than New Years out of no where, for some unknown reason (after being nearly vacant). Dude sits in the only squat rack in the gym, for 35 minutes, doing Bicep curls...

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-16 11:31

Spoilered for long rant.

Spoiler: show

**Brill Weave** · 2014-07-16 11:39

Sallie Mae is a bunch of fucking assholes. Having experienced shit with them in the past it does not surprise me in the least that happened. My issue stemmed from paying off my student loans. I had paid extra every month to clean up my loan in half the amount of time. I finish paying it off(I kept accounting records, cashed checks etc and totaled it up on my own.) Fast forward 8 months later and I'm getting calls from a collection agency regarding 8 months worth of "missed payments" to Sallie Mae. I call Sallie Mae and the rep was a shit and basically said that due to non payment they had transferred my shit over to a collection agency. I then asked the rep to go over the amounts paid over the course of the loan. She then went through and rattled off the payments. I then asked her what my monthly bill was. She read it off. Then she finally put 2 and 2 together and realized the account was paid off but for the duration of the loan apparently nobody caught that I was paying a higher rate each month.

Bitch got real quiet real fast when I asked her using the higher rate what was my balance.

**NynJa** · 2014-07-16 11:54

Thor is now a female

THANKS FEMINISTS

**Zetanio** · 2014-07-16 13:08

Originally Posted by NynJa

Thor is now a female

THANKS FEMINISTS

Wait what?

**NynJa** · 2014-07-16 13:16

Obviously the feninists bit was toungue in cheek (though I'm sure they're gloating it)

http://www.thespec.com/whatson-story...-marvel-comic/
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...ticle19631159/
http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/15/59...is-now-a-woman
http://www.theguardian.com/books/201...micbook-series

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-16 16:25

as cool as that is, i don't really see why it's necessary when norse mythology has valkyries

MOTHER FUCKING VALKYRIES

**Komm Suesser Tod** · 2014-07-16 18:06

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

as cool as that is, i don't really see why it's necessary when norse mythology has valkyries

MOTHER FUCKING VALKYRIES

It's far from the first time that the Thor we know has lost the hammer and had someone else pick it up. Hell, Thor was a frog for a while, they just do this shit sometimes.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-16 18:32

i guess, but cmon. Valkyries are cooler than femthor. Femthor is basically just copying the Valkyries. Quick search of google:

Spoiler: show

And THE Valkyrie. (From Thor 2 concept art, apparently)

just fucking badass. goin around collecting souls and shit.

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