Random Fail: First World Problems

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-07-31 14:34

Originally Posted by Astylla

I'm really sorry you experienced that , as someone who lives with night terrors as an adult and whole has 99% of violent nightmares I can relate to how intense that must have been especially in regards to something so personal. *hugs*

Just yesterday I had a nightmare that we met a friend from out of town near our local train station and a fight escalated and my hubby tried to break it up and ended up being killed. The rest of the nightmare was me trying to get revenge on the gang members and ended with me putting no less than thirty bullets into the suspected killer I woke up freaking the fuck out , hyperventilating because I woke up alone ( hubby had already gone to work) and crying for at least ten minutes. Most my other days I wake up from nightmares of being chased down , attacked or some other violence against me.
I think I have PTSD or some shit because of how often/violent they are constantly. Nightmares suck

My gf had a night terror a few months into dating. She thought I was a floating head and decided to punch me. She punched me in the face in real life, many times. Freaked me the fuck out.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-07-31 14:38

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

My gf had a night terror a few months into dating. She thought I was a floating head and decided to punch me. She punched me in the face in real life, many times. Freaked me the fuck out.

Did something similar to my wife once. Had a dream I was being restrained and broke my legs free. Kicked her right in the stomach super hard at like 3 in the morning. lol good times.

**Astylla** · 2014-07-31 15:31

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

My gf had a night terror a few months into dating. She thought I was a floating head and decided to punch me. She punched me in the face in real life, many times. Freaked me the fuck out.

I think Melena has told me I have punched and kicked him before because of my night terrors as well.

I think my favorite story was my ex boyfriend was woken up by me biting his forearm so hard there were teethmarks left for nearly a week. The nightmare I had was a group of guys dragging me off trying to kill me so apparently his arm was around me and I didn't stop. I also mule kicked him in the ass right off the bed once. Back then I felt bad but after 5 years of bullshit..I now call it karma.

**bluefan** · 2014-07-31 16:11

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Hubby found out today his company is moving to Canada....I hate the movie industry.

Toronto? Vancouver?

**Ksandra** · 2014-07-31 17:33

Originally Posted by bluefan

Toronto? Vancouver?

toronto

We are debating on whether we should go or not. That means we'd be closer to my mom, but still 9 hours away. And I won't have a job.

Or we can move back in with his parents while I sub until he gets something else. It's a really fucking shitty situation.

**zoobernut** · 2014-07-31 18:42

Originally Posted by Ksandra

toronto

We are debating on whether we should go or not. That means we'd be closer to my mom, but still 9 hours away. And I won't have a job.

Or we can move back in with his parents while I sub until he gets something else. It's a really fucking shitty situation.

At least you have a choice. It is a shitty tough choice but he could have been laid off. Sorry to hear you will have to move though. Moving with kids is the toughest thing in the world.

**bluefan** · 2014-07-31 19:39

If you said Vancouver, I would've said go for it. It's a beauty of a city and Seattle is just a spit away.

Toronto...ehhhh. Has a lot of millionaires apparently.... I guess.

**Ksandra** · 2014-07-31 19:46

Originally Posted by zoobernut

At least you have a choice. It is a shitty tough choice but he could have been laid off. Sorry to hear you will have to move though. Moving with kids is the toughest thing in the world.

Ya, either way we will need to move. He is guaranteed a job until october which is when the movie he's working on finishes. Then, who knows.
We will find something to make it work, but I just hate this shit.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-31 20:41

at least it's happening now, before the kids have really strong friendships with their classmates. moving in the middle of the K-12 cycle sucks as a kid.

i'd say go for it tbh. new city could be fun, and it might set you guys up for dual-citizenship, which is always handy.

**Boyiee** · 2014-07-31 21:05

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

My gf had a night terror a few months into dating. She thought I was a floating head and decided to punch me. She punched me in the face in real life, many times. Freaked me the fuck out.

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Did something similar to my wife once. Had a dream I was being restrained and broke my legs free. Kicked her right in the stomach super hard at like 3 in the morning. lol good times.

Lmao I did that once too. Don't remember the dream but I just freaked and straight karate chopped my girlfriend in the back for no reason. She slowly rolled over and said what the fuck are you doing.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-31 22:59

the girlfriend youre wifeing? FIANCEE SON GET USED TO IT

**NynJa** · 2014-08-01 04:23

Sounds to me like his subconscious is not ready to be engaged.

**Tokitoki** · 2014-08-01 07:00

I did the same thing for months after getting engaged. Still do it now after 6 months.

Also, my fiancee has hit me more times than I can count while sleeping. Straight slaps to the face, elbows to the gut, etc.

**NynJa** · 2014-08-01 11:47

So a couple days ago I was browsing facebook, and I saw this post appear in my news feed:

Alissa ***‎ > Justin ***
What's with extremely derogatory and sexist video you posted?

I dont know this Alissa person, but Justin is an old HS bud of mine. Naturally, I went to look for this "extremely derogatory and sexist video" on his page, and it wasnt there for whatever reason (perhaps because it showed up on hers through a comment he made or a share, or he took it down). I had to google it, and turns out it was this video:

Hey, I've seen this before:

The one by the redneck lawyer is "extremely derogatory and sexist", and yet the one from HIMYM is acceptable, despite portraying the same message. I'm trying to tell her that by drawing attention to it like this, she's just upping its view count, and she replies by saying this video is sexually harassing to her.

**arus2001** · 2014-08-01 12:23

So, what you're saying is we need to add a third axis to the graph to account for Dumb?

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-08-01 12:29

not to mention it's a fucking joke. on an extremely rough level it's the system everyone uses, it's just an amusing way to phrase it.

**NynJa** · 2014-08-01 12:33

Originally Posted by arus2001

So, what you're saying is we need to add a third axis to the graph to account for Dumb?

But that has its own graph

Code:

          |
          |
Breasts   |
          |
          |
          |
          |______________
            Intelligence

The bigger the breasts, the less intelligence.

Spoiler: show

I replied with this just to show how far apart men and women are to certain forms of humor:

The male judges and the host are PISSING themselves, and the female judges are all DERP.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-08-01 12:38

NynJa I was about to come kick your ass lol.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-08-01 13:04

why cos he figured you out?

**NynJa** · 2014-08-01 14:12

I made that for the girl

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