Random Fail: First World Problems

[Zetanio]

Its a cardigan, but thanks for asking!!

Ok, we're back on track.

[Ksandra]

I had my 11 year old cousin ask me about the Iraq war a few months back. I can sorta see why with my brother being in the army but I was a little off guard for that one.

edit: reason I say this is do not underestimate what a kid may or may not know.

Not sure if you think I am underestimating or they are. Nine year olds learn a lot, but tend to not know how to filter. ie. he probably learned it is good to count calories to maintain weight. He would have no reason to not apply that fact to everything, especially when showing off to his mom how smart he is. That's the way they are. No fail about it.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Its a cardigan, but thanks for asking!!

[Kiehl]

Cut ties with crazy ex gf a few weeks back (a random win). Go to the doctors for routine checkup. Get call today from doctor. Turns out my suspicions of her cheating where true. Gave me chlamydia. Now I have to take a regime of antibiotics because I done stuck my dick in crazy.

Sorry to hear that. At least it was something treatable.

[NynJa]

Ok, we're back on track.

Atleast Bane understood my joke

[RKenshin]

Averaging 20,000 miles/year on the 'new' car coming up on the 4th year as I'm coming up on 80,000 miles (started at 21 miles).

[Zetanio]

Atleast Bane understood my joke

Freda told me the whole sleazy story. Mr French Tickler.

[Laugana]

First world fail is pretty much every goddamned entertainment news website spoiling the new comic book movies within 2 days of their release. Especially when they lead with a spoiler headline and then include a spoiler warning a few lines into the story. I mean, this summer I saw Capt. America 2, X-Men, and Guardians of the Galaxy all on opening weekend and I'd be PISSED if I didn't because of god damned spoilers everywhere.

I understand totally. For any film I absolutely would not like to be spoiled about, I see as soon as possible. I saw the films you listed on their first days (Thursday) for fear of that happening.

[zoobernut]

Averaging 20,000 miles/year on the 'new' car coming up on the 4th year as I'm coming up on 80,000 miles (started at 21 miles).

Ugh that sucks. Though not as bad as my friend who works as a real estate photographer full time. He has been averaging about 5k miles per month on his car. I hate watching the miles tick up on my new truck.

[jmc]

Breaking up a domestic fight last night, tried to slam a pretty large guy on the ground only to have him land on me instead.

First time i've ever had broken ribs, and hopefully the only time haha

Sat in ER for 11 hours, just for them to confirm I had broken ribs too.

[Ratatapa]

No electricity call the company and they tell me deal with it

Then hang up

edit : welp after 2h got electricity back

[NynJa]

Freda told me the whole sleazy story. Mr French Tickler.

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[Quixon]

Breaking up a domestic fight last night, tried to slam a pretty large guy on the ground only to have him land on me instead.

First time i've ever had broken ribs, and hopefully the only time haha

Sat in ER for 11 hours, just for them to confirm I had broken ribs too.

Ugh. Fucking hate it. It hurts to do everything lol, breathing included.

[Pringles]

Sorry to hear that. At least it was something treatable.

To let her know to get tested, I had flowers delivered to her office at her job, with the note "Thanks for keeping your legs shut to other guys while we dated...you gave me chlamydia." Got a heated voicemail from her a hour ago bitching how I could have told her differently and how she had to compose herself from crying in front of all her coworkers who came over to see who she got flowers from.

[Aksannyi]

Okay that was a dick move but I'm actually laughing, well done.

[NynJa]

To let her know to get tested, I had flowers delivered to her office at her job, with the note "Thanks for keeping your legs shut to other guys while we dated...you gave me chlamydia." Got a heated voicemail from her a hour ago bitching how I could have told her differently and how she had to compose herself from crying in front of all her coworkers who came over to see who she got flowers from.

Sounds like a boss move, considering she was cheating and gave you a STI, a public shaming like that is warranted.

[Pringles]

It may have been a dick move, but she had it coming. Was worth the $24.99 to have them delivered. Plus the guy who took my order at the florist I could tell was trying his hardest not to laugh when I told him what the card was to say.

[Obiron]

Ugh. Fucking hate it. It hurts to do everything lol, breathing included.

Couldn't find a video, but I can see it playing in my head.

Slave #3: Mighty Pharaoh, it hurts when I breathe.

Bender: Well then what do you think you should stop doing?

[Astylla]

It may have been a dick move, but she had it coming. Was worth the $24.99 to have them delivered. Plus the guy who took my order at the florist I could tell was trying his hardest not to laugh when I told him what the card was to say.

So much this. Fuck that bitch. She deserved every piece of it and I would have gladly paid to watch this myself.

[Melena]

Last four packages of Welch's fruit snack's i've had contained a whole whopping one grape.