Random Fail: First World Problems

[zoobernut]

Last four packages of Welch's fruit snack's i've had contained a whole whopping one grape.

At least you have a good excuse to keep eating them. Gotta find those grapes!

[chiyio]

Breaking up a domestic fight last night, tried to slam a pretty large guy on the ground only to have him land on me instead.

First time i've ever had broken ribs, and hopefully the only time haha

Sat in ER for 11 hours, just for them to confirm I had broken ribs too.

Don't let anybody make you laugh, seriously.

[Abandon]

broken ribs fucking hurt.

[Astylla]

Don't let anybody make you laugh, seriously.

I hear they are pretty bad..but I'm surprised no one on this board has taken this as a challenge. Let's face it most of us here are assholes

On that note I do hope you feel better.

[AidenCarby]

broken ribs fucking hurt.

This

[Quixon]

Get to my office today..... fucking key to open the place is not on my key ring.

After sitting outside for an hour waiting for a locksmith, I decided to run back home to make sure the key wasn't at my house. I get half way home (about 10-12 minutes driving), and get a call from my warehouse guy that the locksmith has arrived. -_-

$97 for him to pull the lock, cut a couple keys, and get us inside. Not bad at all.

[BaneTheBrawler]

what kind of ring is it that keys can just up and disappear?

[Aksannyi]

Our printer crapped out on us this morning. First thing on a Friday. We've got a tech here to fix it but what the hell, printer. lol

[Aksannyi]

Okay nevermind that.

This just happened:

[BaneTheBrawler]

autocomplete? or did someone fill that out?

[Aksannyi]

Someone filled that out.

[BaneTheBrawler]

hah. loser!

but what would they put for it to be correct? D.C.?

[Astylla]

Someone filled that out.

Wow. Fucking fail but sadly doesn't surprise me nowadays..

[Kiehl]

Get to my office today..... fucking key to open the place is not on my key ring.

After sitting outside for an hour waiting for a locksmith, I decided to run back home to make sure the key wasn't at my house. I get half way home (about 10-12 minutes driving), and get a call from my warehouse guy that the locksmith has arrived. -_-

$97 for him to pull the lock, cut a couple keys, and get us inside. Not bad at all.

This happened to me last week. My girlfriend took my work key off my ring thinking it was our apartment key for getting in to the trash. They look very similar but wtf. Ask instead of just doing.

Luckily someone else was opening with me.

[Aksannyi]

hah. loser!

but what would they put for it to be correct? D.C.?

Yeah, if they wanted Washington, DC, they would have put Washington on the City line and DC on the state line. Even though DC is not a state, that's just the understood way of doing it.

This person fails geography forever though.

[Quixon]

what kind of ring is it that keys can just up and disappear?

Yeah that's the thing.... you would need to be the Hulk to normally get a key off this bitch. I have a couple keys on here from like 2 residences ago (6-7 years ago) lol. Yet the key I just put on there 8 months ago has gone missing. -_-

[BaneTheBrawler]

sounds like someone took it.

[Melena]

So to purchase anything over 3000 dollars (including service contracts) County Purchasing requires us to purchase directly from a local SLEB (Small Local Emerging Business) and they have a list of certified companies. I have to have three quotes, all SLEB's for any purchase. The fail is two fold. One, I have to guess by their name if it's even worth calling since there is no description of services (i'm sure as shit not calling a company with imaging solutions in the name when I need a service contract quote for Schneider Electric to maintain our server's battery backup systems. The second fail is I don't think anyone has kept up on this list over the last several years. I've gotten at least 10 #'s that were either disconnected, a message saying this google voice subscriber is not available, or the favorite you have called xxx-xxx-xxxx, this person is unavailable so I have to assume it's no longer a business and some random person's cell phone at this point.

[Dryr]

So to purchase anything over 3000 dollars (including service contracts) County Purchasing requires us to purchase directly from a local SLEB (Small Local Emerging Business) and they have a list of certified companies. I have to have three quotes, all SLEB's for any purchase. The fail is two fold. One, I have to guess by their name if it's even worth calling since there is no description of services (i'm sure as shit not calling a company with imaging solutions in the name when I need a service contract quote for Schneider Electric to maintain our server's battery backup systems. The second fail is I don't think anyone has kept up on this list over the last several years. I've gotten at least 10 #'s that were either disconnected, a message saying this google voice subscriber is not available, or the favorite you have called xxx-xxx-xxxx, this person is unavailable so I have to assume it's no longer a business and some random person's cell phone at this point.

County Buyer? You must make just 50k+/yr for an 8 hr day max. Gotta go tell that sob story in some private sector job interviews... (Actually happened while interviewing, said goodbye and laughed for several minutes)

[Guitarman]

Being stuck in 5 o'clock traffiic on the highway with your gaslight on for the past 20 minutes is a recipe for a stress-induced ulcer. Fuck.