Random Fail: First World Problems

**Wulfgang** · 2014-08-21 07:01

Woke up to find a massive spider in my toilet a month ago; still cannot sit down to drop heat without lifting the seat / peering at the under edge now

**NynJa** · 2014-08-21 12:55

So I spoke to the dean, and I got an extra 10% on my mark. Still bullshit considering 6% was just "copy formulas down", I aced my midterm. Almost wanted to say "this is what I get when I'm not getting fucked over by bullshit formula docks and shady questions", but I decided against it.

**Melena** · 2014-08-21 16:16

So I keep getting painful reminders that since I lost weight, I can't eat like I used to. Went to one of my favorite places, got a French dip which is easily a half pound of roast beef, if not more and probably a half pound of fries. Fucking delicious but I'm pretty sure I won't want food the rest of the day.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-08-21 16:34

Managed to get my order through the site to get the bag I wanted...two days later they send an e-mail saying it's out of stock lol.

**Arelian** · 2014-08-21 18:13

Was just told I have 8 weeks, at most, at my current job. New management wants someone with more experience in the position.

Back to the grind.

**Melena** · 2014-08-21 20:53

So building my first PC in probably 6 years. Get the motherboard mounted, install the ram, cpu and video card. Plug in the PSU, nothing. Try an outlet in the wall instead of the one in our workbench at work, nothing. Think it's a dead PSU. Run to Best Buy, get another PSU and same thing. Thinking what the shit. Try a different power cord that came with the new PSU, and it works. Turns out the shitty power cords we use for our desktops at work couldn't handle a 600w PSU and cried uncle. Win portion now though is everything posted first shot, all drives detected first shot so kicking back while waiting on Win 7 to install.

**Jefe** · 2014-08-22 15:05

Welp, I'm going to this wedding tomorrow and all my fit dress shirts' collars are too tight. It feels like a fat raging feminist is choking my ass. The only shirts that aren't tryna kill me are the regular ones. BUT when I tuck 'em in I look like a cupcake, the billowing is just too much, dude. Since the military tuck didn't do jack squat, ama use like a small cable to extend the collar and hide it w/ a tie. Fuck it.

**Jefe** · 2014-08-22 19:11

Sooooooooo, I was supposed to get the gift for the aforementioned wedding yesterday, called the office earlier today and was told it was gonna be delivered today. The system shows it was delivered but the mailbox is empty. I'm fucking raging rn and I'm totally boned.

**Astylla** · 2014-08-23 00:31

So after hubby built his computer, he convinced me to upgrade my laptop to an Asus Republic of Gaming one. Found the one I wanted at our local best buy. Awesome. Get it home.. Turn on.. FUCKING BLEEDING PIXEL. so disappointed right now. Either way it has to be replaced as for 1900 bucks I'm not going second rate. Hopefully they can just do an exchange and have it shipped to the store or direct.

**Qeomash** · 2014-08-23 00:41

Bought a third monitor. My video card has DVIx2, HDMIx1, D-portx1. So, I bought a $2 HDMI adapter. It didn't get shipped at the same time, so I have to wait to even use it.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-08-23 05:14

Originally Posted by Qeomash

Bought a third monitor. My video card has DVIx2, HDMIx1, D-portx1. So, I bought a $2 HDMI adapter. It didn't get shipped at the same time, so I have to wait to even use it.

http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/...ort-paper.html

**Anoat** · 2014-08-23 17:38

Saw a hot actress on one of those low budget HBO soft porn flicks. Looked her up online and she doesn't do hard core porn. Booooooooo.

**Abandon** · 2014-08-24 05:17

fucking lol

**Kohan** · 2014-08-24 08:04

Originally Posted by Abandon

fucking lol

I thought it was one of the best posts in this thread so far. Truly in the spirit.

**jmc** · 2014-08-24 18:17

Decided to do only one money fantasy football league this year.

About to draft in 43 minutes, and yahoo is down.

haha

**Brill Weave** · 2014-08-24 18:31

Hosted our first ever shindig in the game room and someone took a gouge out of the hardwood floor. I'm fucking pissed. It's right in the middle of the fucking room.

**Lucienne** · 2014-08-24 18:40

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Hosted our first ever shindig in the game room and someone took a gouge out of the hardwood floor. I'm fucking pissed. It's right in the middle of the fucking room.

This might actually be a win. Make a big fuss about it, but don't fix it. Next time your girl wants to throw a party at home, take her to your game room, point at the floor and suggest next time it could be something she loves.
You're welcome.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-08-24 18:50

I'll rub her nose it it too! LITERALLY.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-08-24 22:18

Night before my schedule changes and I'm in bed early trying to sleep when I see flashing lights outside my window.

Turns out some dude was passed out in his car, nonresponsive, and the cops had to break his fucking car window to get him out because they were concerned for his safety.

Hope the dude's all right, but this is really making it hard to sleep.

**Mojo** · 2014-08-25 01:52

The wind is so bad tonight it snapped a branch off one of the trees in my yard. The branch landed in a garbage can though.

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