Random Fail: First World Problems

**Abandon** · 2014-08-29 03:55

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

went to a bar to watch college football. closed my tab. bartender looks at the receipt and does a double take, hands me the receipt and says "is this you?"

rang up a $120 bar tab by myself somehow

the fail is i posted it here instead of the random win thread

RUTGERS

**Anoat** · 2014-08-29 20:27

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

went to a bar to watch college football. closed my tab. bartender looks at the receipt and does a double take, hands me the receipt and says "is this you?"

rang up a $120 bar tab by myself somehow

the fail is i posted it here instead of the random win thread

I always screw myself over when I visit bars that are not in a college town. I get spoiled on those $10 all you can drink nights.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-08-30 19:08

Niece's birthday party today. I leave Noah with his grandmother(my mother in law) so I can use the bathroom. Preface all this by saying I told her earlier in the day three, THREE, THREE FUCKING TIMES that Noah can climb up steps but he doesn't know how to climb down. I also told her that if something is blocking him from going up the stairs he will fall. I'm walking back in and I see asshole mother in law literally laying across a step that's right in front of Noah. I yell immediately for her to pick him up or gtfo of his way. Instead of doing either the fucking space cadet looks at me and attempts to explain why she's doing it. As Noah falls backwards down four fucking steps and hits the back of his head on the hardwood floor. I fucking hate that bitch. Every time she's watching Noah something happens where he gets hurt.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-08-30 19:26

Don't let the hag watch the baby anymore, just take him with you to piss and form the wiener bond.

**arus2001** · 2014-08-30 19:29

Hand screwing 8 screws, all an inch and a half long, into a wall for new blinds sucks. Not a carpenter. Never had a shop class. Annoying thing is we do have a drill, but some nimrod misplaced the battery charger and it simply wasn't juiced enough to actually work. For an added scare, however, the latch on one of the frame things didn't want to secure when I finally slid the blinds in. So, I'm just gritting my teeth at the window wondering if I measured wrong or maybe bent one of the stupid things slightly while taking forever to get the 4 screws in each. Luckily, giving the thing a good smack with the butt of the screwdriver clicked it in. Maybe not as good as it should be, but if someone wants to duct tape the fuckers later, it's on them. Spent way too long working on them as is.

**Sepukku** · 2014-08-30 20:44

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Niece's birthday party today. I leave Noah with his grandmother(my mother in law) so I can use the bathroom. Preface all this by saying I told her earlier in the day three, THREE, THREE FUCKING TIMES that Noah can climb up steps but he doesn't know how to climb down. I also told her that if something is blocking him from going up the stairs he will fall. I'm walking back in and I see asshole mother in law literally laying across a step that's right in front of Noah. I yell immediately for her to pick him up or gtfo of his way. Instead of doing either the fucking space cadet looks at me and attempts to explain why she's doing it. As Noah falls backwards down four fucking steps and hits the back of his head on the hardwood floor. I fucking hate that bitch. Every time she's watching Noah something happens where he gets hurt.

Up but not down - so Noahs officially on the same motor level as our dog now?

"Its like having a dog who slowly learns how to talk"

**Mertron** · 2014-08-30 23:36

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Niece's birthday party today. I leave Noah with his grandmother(my mother in law) so I can use the bathroom. Preface all this by saying I told her earlier in the day three, THREE, THREE FUCKING TIMES that Noah can climb up steps but he doesn't know how to climb down. I also told her that if something is blocking him from going up the stairs he will fall. I'm walking back in and I see asshole mother in law literally laying across a step that's right in front of Noah. I yell immediately for her to pick him up or gtfo of his way. Instead of doing either the fucking space cadet looks at me and attempts to explain why she's doing it. As Noah falls backwards down four fucking steps and hits the back of his head on the hardwood floor. I fucking hate that bitch. Every time she's watching Noah something happens where he gets hurt.

how much did the birthday party cost

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-08-30 23:59

i fucking hate people like that. BITCH YOU HAD ONE JOB. WHAT I SAID IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE. I DO NOT CARE WHY YOU ARE DELIBERATELY NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED.

**Cream Soda** · 2014-08-31 00:25

Friend zoned again, lol.

**Abandon** · 2014-08-31 01:00

lets see a pic of this one

**Kohan** · 2014-08-31 01:04

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Friend zoned again, lol.

Did you ask them to go out with you this time? If so, you have my sympathies. If not, it's not a friend zone for sure until you try.

**Abandon** · 2014-08-31 01:05

oh, he tries. lmao

**Abandon** · 2014-08-31 01:11

damn. just seen her, not bad at all. sorry broski

**Sepukku** · 2014-08-31 10:50

CS you ever think of trying to smash gym chicks? Gym chicks tend to be into gym dudes more than regular citizens

**Cream Soda** · 2014-08-31 12:10

I lift in my garage, lol

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-08-31 12:20

yeah but youre ripped enough you look like a gym dude

**Cream Soda** · 2014-08-31 12:27

oh I thought he meant literally talking to girls in the gym (though I don't fuck w/ people when they're working out anyways lol)

**Sepukku** · 2014-08-31 12:30

Nah just smashing chicks who are dedicated fitness/gym types, they tend to appreciate shredded dudes more cause its about similar lifestyles and hobbies

**Sepukku** · 2014-08-31 12:30

Know 2 couples who each got their starts working out together (1 met at crossfit, one were in a small running group)

**Cream Soda** · 2014-08-31 12:33

My luck expands to no categories lol. I've been approached by some reallllly fucking ghetto trash, but I'd call that negative luck, so previous statement stands

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