Random Fail: First World Problems

**Cream Soda** · 2014-09-22 20:32

She actually looks like a decent girl minus the preggers. Lol the preggers/girls w/ kids profiles I've all seen have been pretty damn ghetto

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-09-23 05:01

I've had like a Stomach flu or something for 3 days now. I've barely eaten but I've shit so much shit. It makes no sense. My ass hurts from all the pooing

**dejet** · 2014-09-23 06:53

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

I've had like a Stomach flu or something for 3 days now. I've barely eaten but I've shit so much shit. It makes no sense. My ass hurts from all the pooing

Must be going around, have not had a stomach sickness in around 5 years(after fixing the shit I was eating .)

And now I have had this starting on Sunday.

**bluefan** · 2014-09-23 12:08

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

I've had like a Stomach flu or something for 3 days now. I've barely eaten but I've shit so much shit. It makes no sense. My ass hurts from all the pooing

My buddy has had the same problem for the past week. Did you eat out somewhere recently?

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-09-23 12:54

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

I've had like a Stomach flu or something for 3 days now. I've barely eaten but I've shit so much shit. It makes no sense. My ass hurts from all the pooing

try Calmoseptine ointment. It's what I use.

**Astylla** · 2014-09-23 13:40

Still no word from doctor when I should expect referral for open MRI to be done. Each day now back is hurting more and more , even difficult to sit up in a desk chair or couch without discomfort and pain at times.
Ibuprofen 800 mg 3 times a day isn't fucking cutting it. I want to work out/go for a walk but I barely made it upstairs after checking mail and left leg felt super heavy.
Tilapia apparently makes me sick now as confirmed last three times eaten it have felt sick within 12 hours. FML.

Update : Doctor finally replied saying that the nurse has tried to call me..would really like to know how and when since my phone has been with me the entire days. Also they only have one number on file for me as every other doctor at the same facility has no issues reaching me. Told me basically to take Norco - so instead of taking it as needed for carpal tunnel I have to take it around the clock..UGH. Still no word on when referral may come for MRI.

I know I shouldn't bitch and complain about this stuff but even being the fat girl all my life I've always been active without pain. Now that I lost weight my body suddenly tells me to fuck off..fucking bullshit.
Just fucking frustrating. I feel completely broken.

**Arelian** · 2014-09-23 14:42

That really sucks.

I have chronic limb pain and it's so distracting to be in constant pain.

I got a new job recently and my duties don't line up with the job description at allll. Making way too little money doing tier 3 tech/R&D work when I got hired for a tier 1 position. Sigh.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-09-23 16:33

Whatever is was. It seems to be better today. No longer does my stomach and ass feel like they're having a nuclear war with each other.

I think eating 10 mcdonalds hash browns in one sitting might have caused this

**arus2001** · 2014-09-23 16:37

Had a lingering cough the past few weeks. Anyway, gargling some mouthwash after brushing my teeth and a cough hits, resulting in me swallowing like half the cap-ful. I now get to enjoy random, not-so-minty burps.

**Astylla** · 2014-09-23 16:52

Was tired of being in pain so popped 2 Norco. It is working but forgot why I went down to 1 pill every 4 hours during carpal tunnel episodes..now I'm itching like mad all over and feeling happy loopy.
As in I could talk for hours and overshare shit. Like being drunk but without the fun. Which I also can't have alcohol now thanks to this.
Blargh.

**Abandon** · 2014-09-24 04:26

All BS aside, you may be BG's least-annoying spouse, congrats

Except for that one time we found out that a chick was someone's ex-wife in one of the anime threads, that was p. funny

**Astylla** · 2014-09-24 10:53

Originally Posted by Abandon

All BS aside, you may be BG's least-annoying spouse, congrats

Except for that one time we found out that a chick was someone's ex-wife in one of the anime threads, that was p. funny

That's the best thing I've heard all week haha. I'm just disappointed in myself for not joining earlier.

And that second part is fucking epic win.

**Abandon** · 2014-09-24 12:26

if you had joined earlier, your husband wpuld have a significantly smaller amount of cool points, as you seem to shit on his joy and that is funny

**Melena** · 2014-09-24 12:52

Nah, she dishes it out online, then has to take it offline when I get home from work. Isladar would have banned me long ago if she knew how I talk to Astylla normally.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-09-24 12:56

In the privacy of your own home between two consenting adults who understand that it's probably done in jest/good fun ... I don't know why that would get you banned on a forum? And I'm probably the current resident feminist now that Isladar's gone.

**Melena** · 2014-09-24 12:57

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

In the privacy of your own home between two consenting adults who understand that it's probably done in jest/good fun ... I don't know why that would get you banned on a forum? And I'm probably the current resident feminist now that Isladar's gone.

Being that she banned someone for calling their dog a pussy on the forums.................

**Charismatic** · 2014-09-24 12:58

There's these things called jokes, come over here and let me tell you about them.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-09-24 13:01

Originally Posted by Melena

Being that she banned someone for calling their dog a pussy on the forums.................

Right but how would she know unless you told her?

I'm not taking either side here in general, but I don't think if you knew there was a militant feminist admin you'd brag about telling your woman to make you a sammich, you know?

**Astylla** · 2014-09-24 13:01

Originally Posted by Abandon

if you had joined earlier, your husband wpuld have a significantly smaller amount of cool points, as you seem to shit on his joy and that is funny

I have to get my digs in where I can. I can take it as much as I can dish it out..lol.

Originally Posted by Melena

Nah, she dishes it out online, then has to take it offline when I get home from work. Isladar would have banned me long ago if she knew how I talk to Astylla normally.

I think most people would convince me I am crazy/have me committed if they knew everything behind closed doors and in private. What people don't know can't hurt them.

Today's fail :

Forced to take benadryl with Norco to offset horrible side effects. For the last 2 hours I have been wandering around in a daze feeling dizzy assuming it was the effects of the pills. Step outside and realize they are spray painting shit outside for the remodel of apartment going on next door. Spray paint gives me horrible headaches and sinus pain to boot along with the dizzyness. Also they have been loud as fuck today.

**Astylla** · 2014-09-24 13:08

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Right but how would she know unless you told her?

I'm not taking either side here in general, but I don't think if you knew there was a militant feminist admin you'd brag about telling your woman to make you a sammich, you know?

I don't see why anyone should have to filter themselves because someone might be offended to something that has absolutely nothing to do with them individually. Now if you were to target them specifically , I can understand more so why it might bother them but I still think people need to have a thicker skin in general.

I fucking hate that everyone feels they have to be so fucking PC because someone might be afraid of how someone else not even involved in the conversation or situation may take it.
Most women I know would hate me if they knew my stance on some of the issues , hence I don't feel the need to discuss them.
I can still retain my views on things without feeling anyone else needs to agree with how I view things.

Unfortunately in general most people are so set in their ways and beliefs that anything but their viewpoint appears valid.

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