Random Fail: First World Problems

[arus2001]

Had a fly problem once a few years back. Nitwit mom left some ground beef in a cooler in the basement, so over time it naturally became a rotted, maggoty mess that no one really immediately though to check because they only really used the thing if they went on a big store trip and didn't want cold stuff warming in the trunk. Needless to say, as time went on, we started noticing all these flies. We did the sticky strip thing, where it wasn't uncommon to see the damn thing full after a couple days. Then I found the cooler. Blech.

[Siccmade]

Thanks for the tips and such. I executed a cleaning regimen with extreme prejudice. It seemed to have done the trick.

I love nature and all but that shit needs to stay outside, I started seeing a few spiders and got the fear I had created an ecosystem.

Spiders get the thrown outside though, 'cause they're G.

[Kirbyprime]

Went and ordered Lv4 hell spicy ramen. Finished it while sweating like a pig and now I'm in the washroom pissing out liquid fire

[Airenn]

Bah, it's not wings so I can't except a follow up post of: MY DICK IS ON FIRE FUCK

[sb]

I went out of town a couple days on a whim, straight from work. My kitchen was a mess, hadn't taken the trash out and dishes in the sink. I've come home to these little moth-like creatures infesting my life. There is like 10 or so that I can see, which is 10 too many.

It's about to be like that scene in Tommy Boy.

http://www.waldeneffect.org/20110612...keaflytrap.jpg

[AidenCarby]

Intubated a gentleman last night, turns out he was DNR. Whoops

[Abandon]

what does that even mean

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Intubated a gentleman last night, turns out he was DNR. Whoops

Whoops indeed lol

[Blubbartron]

Not a lot you can do in emergency situations if they don't have a bracelet or DNR tattooed across their face/chest.

[Cantih]

what does that even mean

DNR is Do Not Resuscitate. It's a standing order of "if I'm gonna die, just let me die". And if the order is properly filed and notice given (like a bracelet or tattoo) there might be legal troubles ahead.

[Astylla]

This must be a BG trend because this morning I wake up and grab my phone to check FB, email, etc. Drop it square on my fucking nose. Also hubby decided to shift at the worst time kneeing me directly on my shin. Hurt way fucking more than it should right now.

[Abandon]

we'll see. I move into my new apartment in about 2 weeks. 3 bed, 2.5 bath (BIGGER THAN SOME OF YALL NIGGAS HOUSES, LOLZ), and apparently the nightlife here is the stuff legends are made of. WE SHALL SEE.<br/>

Awesome news.

Bahrain. so yes, whore island<br/>

Sounds like a total fucking win in my book lol.

that failure of a quote, lol

[Astylla]

that failure of a quote, lol

It's on my fucking phone deal with it.

[Abandon]

haha

[Astylla]

I don't know why I remain friends with certain people on FB.

I cannot stand when people act as if just because they are doing certain things in their lives they are much smarter than everyone else they are working with.
Said person is going through University of Phoenix and constantly talks shit about how stupid everyone is. Look - It's fucking UoP - do you really expect much here ? Likely there are people from all walks of life that some don't even understand how much money they are getting taken for. Don't expect champagne and roses on a pizza and beer budget. You also can't be that fucking intelligent anyway considering you have gotten knocked up 3 times in 5 years or so and it's always "Oops - God blessed us again". No - your husband fucked you , you don't choose to take BC , so you got pregnant - Science is awesome. Same person bitches about people over-sharing on Facebook yet does herself every fucking day about her kids then gets mad about people commenting and disagreeing..the fuck ?

The sad part is this person is genuinely a nice person and works hard but the whole God makes everything happen for me and considering University of Phoenix a first rate education -and 99% of the posts are about one or the other are exhausting.
I really need to delete more people..

[BaneTheBrawler]

Intubated a gentleman last night, turns out he was DNR. Whoops

just noticed this. hope you don't get in trouble!

[Melena]

Opened up my garage door so I could drive to the gym, find out my storage closet is flooded. Waiting now on dispatch for my apartment complex. To add insult to injury, it looks like I have water damage in the ceiling where the electric garage door opener is mounted so I can't even Park in my assigned spot.

[AidenCarby]

what does that even mean

Pretty much means you sedate them and breathe for them, his O2 levels were down in the 60's and he was purple. No bracelet or indication anywhere in his belongings that he was a DNR, until registration(I love our staff but sometimes they're retarded) let's the man's wife and son run into the ER and they cause a scene. Waiting for this shit to come up in the next staff meeting lol

For Cantih: No bracelet or Tattoo but his wife had paperwork. She wasn't on site when he was brought in, we literally had no clue.

[Moss]

I don't know why I remain friends with certain people on FB.

I cannot stand when people act as if just because they are doing certain things in their lives they are much smarter than everyone else they are working with.
Said person is going through University of Phoenix and constantly talks shit about how stupid everyone is. Look - It's fucking UoP - do you really expect much here ? Likely there are people from all walks of life that some don't even understand how much money they are getting taken for. Don't expect champagne and roses on a pizza and beer budget. You also can't be that fucking intelligent anyway considering you have gotten knocked up 3 times in 5 years or so and it's always "Oops - God blessed us again". No - your husband fucked you , you don't choose to take BC , so you got pregnant - Science is awesome. Same person bitches about people over-sharing on Facebook yet does herself every fucking day about her kids then gets mad about people commenting and disagreeing..the fuck ?

The sad part is this person is genuinely a nice person and works hard but the whole God makes everything happen for me and considering University of Phoenix a first rate education -and 99% of the posts are about one or the other are exhausting.
I really need to delete more people..

wat

[Melena]

God I am so fucking pissed off at the people in the apartment over my garage. They never reported the leak and I think they were trying to fix the busted pipe on there own making it worse. Maintenance already said the closet is going to have to be redone lost a bunch of Christmas stuff, baseball cards, rockband equipment and God knows what else.