Random Fail: First World Problems

**AidenCarby** · 2014-09-30 14:58

Slept long than I wanted to, not sure if that's a win or a fail.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-09-30 19:05

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

Well. More shit on a shit day. Got back from our newest fertility appointment. I am 100% confirmed for sterility. I have not now or have been, or ever will be producing sperm. My GF has some issues with the Crohn''s but she's still able to have kids. It's all me. God damn it.

jesus christ dude. you need a kit-kat. seems like that's the only way for you to catch a break.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-09-30 19:19

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

jesus christ dude. you need a kit-kat. seems like that's the only way for you to catch a break.

Yeah, I'm fucking done with stress today. Vaporizer didn't work, I don't care right now. I'm hitting a bong later

**Aksannyi** · 2014-09-30 19:28

Myrrh, that really sucks man. My heart goes out to you. I don't even know what I'd do if I got that news, even now that (more) kids are the furthest thing from my mind. Big fat internet hug.

**Astylla** · 2014-09-30 21:29

Gutting potatoes for baked potato soup and my last ceramic mixing bowl calls fucking RED. Broke from just banging the metal tabelsppon on the side. Thankfully the potatoes were able to be salvaged. Fuck.

http://i59.tinypic.com/iz80zt.jpg

**Pirian** · 2014-09-30 22:03

I have a set of yellow Pyrex bowls that were my grandmothers (she gave them to my mother, my mother gave them to me(because she and my sister don't get along)). As long as I don't drop them, I don't see those things ever breaking

**Astylla** · 2014-09-30 22:38

Originally Posted by Pirian

I have a set of yellow Pyrex bowls that were my grandmothers (she gave them to my mother, my mother gave them to me(because she and my sister don't get along)). As long as I don't drop them, I don't see those things ever breaking

I've actually killed several Pyrex brand containers so that's out. Next stop stainless steel bowls..

**Airenn** · 2014-10-01 03:34

So, wait, Myrrh, you can smoke now? Thank god, right?

Also, have you two considered/talked about adoption? What is your stance on that as a couple? I want Ksanbbies. You know, that adorable half asian half white mix.

**Myrrh_Quetz** · 2014-10-01 03:45

Smoking weed does nothing for me. I tried it. And we can't adopt. Not allowed due to my transplant and the high risk of me dying. Had friends already look at that option and they got told that. Exact same situation as me and my gf.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-10-01 04:39

could maybe just your gf adopt? legally different, amounts to the same thing.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-10-01 04:43

Single motherhood is still frowned upon and if you're gonna do it, you have to be extremely well off.

I vote using a sperm donor, honestly.

**Sepukku** · 2014-10-01 06:00

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Single motherhood is still frowned upon and if you're gonna do it, you have to be extremely well off.

I vote using a sperm donor, honestly.

Myrrh I can take one for the team and fuck your gf if you need me to

**Buffy** · 2014-10-01 07:15

Originally Posted by Sepukku

Myrrh I can take one for the team and fuck your gf if you need me to

From the moment Myrrh said he was sterile, I expected this joke.

Never change BG.

**Coren** · 2014-10-01 07:27

Originally Posted by Buffy

From the moment Myrrh said he was sterile, I expected this joke.

Never change BG.

I was going to suggest going into the kids thread, picking the cutest one and getting a donation from that one's father. It's like a mail order catalog for kids!

**Gokku** · 2014-10-01 08:38

Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz

Smoking weed does nothing for me. I tried it.

lies and heresy you come smoke with me ill get the job done sir, i got some cookies on deck that will have you trying to make babys regardless of how shit things are going.

**Quixon** · 2014-10-01 09:24

Originally Posted by Gokku

lies and heresy you come smoke with me ill get the job done sir, i got some cookies on deck that will have you trying to make babys regardless of how shit things are going.

Was about to say the same thing, I have peanut butter cups though lol. Smoke some honey oil. If that isn't affecting you, you aren't inhaling it. By not affecting you, you aren't getting high.... or you aren't feeling medicinal affects.... or both? No exactly sure what symptoms you have all I remember is the severity of your illness in general.

**Cream Soda** · 2014-10-01 10:31

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Single motherhood is still frowned upon and if you're gonna do it, you have to be extremely well off.

I vote using a sperm donor, honestly.

I know a certain indestructible person who can do it(If 5 cars and a bus didn't do the trick, nothing will). Top notch immune system, godly genetics, peanutbutter brown skin. PM me brah!

**Abandon** · 2014-10-01 12:23

never change CS

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-10-01 13:53

might be hard to potty train, though

**Anoat** · 2014-10-01 16:45

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

I know a certain indestructible person who can do it(If 5 cars and a bus didn't do the trick, nothing will). Top notch immune system, godly genetics, peanutbutter brown skin. PM me brah!

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