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  1. #6021
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    just wanna point out that big tits/no share and sir poopsalot have 200 more posts in this thread than the 3rd person on the list.
    Not even a little surprised.

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    neither am i. i'm full of fail and enjoy chipping in my 2 cents on other peoples' fails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    This is what I've been dealing with for the past few minutes. Holy fucking fuck I want to hurt this idiot. Looks like this will be my first negative feedback lol. Start at the bottom and go up.
    good lord

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    This is what I've been dealing with for the past few minutes. Holy fucking fuck I want to hurt this idiot. Looks like this will be my first negative feedback lol. Start at the bottom and go up.
    Your next message should be you informing him that you are altering the deal and that he should pray you don't alter it any further.

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    ear infection. when the advil kicks in it's bearable. between advil doses it is a fucking nightmare of pain and discomfort. recency bias ofc but some of the worst pain I've ever experienced

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    Installing new kitchen cabinets and counters yesterday and we forgot to plug the fridge back in. Beer is warm now..

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    Missing my first home football game in 3 years due to illness. And generic store brand 'Tussin tastes like Satan's anus. Ugh.

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    My childhood cat is dieing.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarage View Post
    My childhood cat is dieing.
    This is the worst. So sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    This is the worst. So sorry.
    I'm lucky that I'm able to be home with her during her final moments. She's not in pain. That's all I can ask for.

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    My new tattoo is super itchy and I can't scratch it D:

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    Thin cloth and slap it, always works for me.

  13. #6033
    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Was in a random dungeon in WoW wondering why the fuck this group's dps is sucking so much. Figured it was the fail boomkin. Realize after group dissipates due to afk healer and tank..I had my fishing pole and fishing hat equipped. Because I'm in cat form the whole time I nor anyone else noticed. I suck.

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    Because She's the woman Blue Gartr deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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    Go downstairs to do laundry and a rag us left on the machine area where the quarters go in. On the rag is embroidered "cum rag". WHO THE FUCK EMBROIDERS THAT SHIT...

  15. #6035
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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Haha, what the fuck.

    Fail today ... I have an essay test today for which the prompts were provided in advance. I still have not written a thesis or come up with an outline for this. Looks like I'm going to be taking a one-way trip to Bullshitville.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    The two previous ladies will be happy to hear my daughter has suddenly gotten into Frozen.

    She had seen it a few times but would like walk out halfway through the film. Then last week we watched it and she was all about it.

    I didn't think it was a big deal until I realized I now have to go xmas shopping in fucking october, because all that frozen shit will be sold out by the time I normally go shopping.

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    I welcome her into the fold.

    Just ... if your hubby is anything like my boyfriend, he will never stop finding opportunities to tell me to let it go, or to say that a TV character needs to let it go ... and he can't sing but he tries to sing it (badly) and I swear to god I will fucking punch him.

    Fair warning given.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    lol I don't think either hubby or I have gotten the Bo on the Go song out of our heads yet. That will have to go first before singing anything else randomly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    The two previous ladies will be happy to hear my daughter has suddenly gotten into Frozen.

    She had seen it a few times but would like walk out halfway through the film. Then last week we watched it and she was all about it.

    I didn't think it was a big deal until I realized I now have to go xmas shopping in fucking october, because all that frozen shit will be sold out by the time I normally go shopping.
    Haha I'm sure my husband is over my Frozen obsession as well even though he has been trying to track down a certain item that was a super limited edition and ebay is all about jacking the price up.
    I actually liked Disney Store's Facebook page and checked notifications because it took me forever to track down a few things but it appears they are restocking much faster now.
    Usually new stock goes up around 1am est or 4am est..Not that I would know..or anything..

    Hallmark is releasing a limited edition ornament and I have been on the waiting list a few months - actually my husband noticed the sign and did it for me so crossing my fingers on that. Disney store released a singing ornament too but it sold out in less than 30 minutes upon release..hoping for a restock soon. But I would advise if you are looking for a dress to grab one while you can because as the months get closer it'a going to be insane again.

    My new fail : I just realized I need a new bookcase just for my Disney/Frozen collection..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I welcome her into the fold.

    Just ... if your hubby is anything like my boyfriend, he will never stop finding opportunities to tell me to let it go, or to say that a TV character needs to let it go ... and he can't sing but he tries to sing it (badly) and I swear to god I will fucking punch him.

    Fair warning given.
    Holy shit. I do that same shit. I constantly try to sing Let it go or mention the Let It Go line any chance I get. Haha. My Gf has hit me many times for it

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