Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

I WASN'T GOING TO ORDER OFF YOU ANYWAYS!

[Aksannyi]

I can't even get through like three lines of that guy's text. I'd call them sentences, but they're not, really. You have the patience of a saint to deal with him for as long as you did.

[Brill Weave]

Work random fail time. I had 12 $50 gift cards to deliver to a garage and their drivers in Portsmouth Ohio. My boss is the one who got them and got the amounts loaded up on them. It's roughly 4 1/2 hours away from where I live. I get out there around 1pm and open the envelope to see my boss didn't include the sign in sheet and instead of 12 cards like he said there's 11. We just got in some major shit with our parent club about how there's a lack of paper trail on these gift cards so I'm standing there in shock. I tell the owner that I can't give him the cards until I figure out why we're short. So I try calling my boss. Oh wait. Our obsolete computer company did a software conversation that caused all of our iPhones to not be synced to our work email. It also wiped out our contact list unless we have the new passwords. WHICH MY BOSS DIDN'T GIVE US. I spend 35 minutes trying to get someone at the office to track him down. He's not there. I have them give me his cellphone. It's turned off. He doesn't answer his home phone.

I drive 4 1/2 hours back to the office, it's raining all fucking day, all interstate driving. I'm furious by the time I get in. Boss is already gone but he has the signature sheet for the gift cards and the amounts sitting on his desk. He failed to fucking mention that one of the gift cards was loaded up with $100. So the 11 gift cards was technically right.

So I drove 9 hours today in assfuck Ohio in the rain for lunch at Bob Evans with Cletus and Daisy Lou. Yay.

[Melena]

Went to activate a new employee's phone at work, Verizon forgot to pack the activation info to activate said phone.

[Astylla]

So I drove 9 hours today in assfuck Ohio in the rain for lunch at Bob Evans with Cletus and Daisy Lou. Yay.

Fuck Ohio...that place fucking blows on top of the shit you had to deal with. I would be raging.
On the other hand..I rather used to like Bob Evans..

[Brill Weave]

I'm starting to calm down a bit but I'm still angered lol.

[Astylla]

Received an email from my co worker our building is being torn down for a multi million dollar renovation at the dealership. Since the building we were in was the oldest on property it is being torn down first and the entire office is being relocated offsite nearby.
While I am still off work - we likely will be relocated easily 6 months or more which means my easy commute just got 30 minutes longer at least each way due to no public transit for that area and must be walked.
Thankfully my co worker is awesome and is setting aside my personal stuff from my desk and cubicle so I can pick it up Thursday. But the new commute whenever I return is going to be fucking annoying.

[NynJa]

I await the day Brill has a post about Ohio that winds up in the Random Win thread...I may be waiting a while.

[Astylla]

I await the day Brill has a post about Ohio that winds up in the Random Win thread...I may be waiting a while.

Hell will freeze over first. Though Ohio does have Cedar Point..

[Astylla]

there was a toddler doll at target that when you press her necklace it plays Let it Go. I think I will go back to the store this week and grab it. I am not sure what else I will get her as I don't want to get her only frozen stuff. She is still really into Cars and MLP.

Ksandra - I got an email from Build-a-Bear that their MLP collection is on sale so thought I would toss it out there in case you were interested. They do have Applejack and others available.
http://www.buildabear.com/shopping/s...sc_cid=soc:fb:

[Ksandra]

Ksandra - I got an email from Build-a-Bear that their MLP collection is on sale so thought I would toss it out there in case you were interested. They do have Applejack and others available.
http://www.buildabear.com/shopping/s...sc_cid=soc:fb:

oh snap...hmmm this might be a good idea to do outside of xmas so she can actually build it.

thanks!

[Aksannyi]

Hell will freeze over first. Though Ohio does have Cedar Point..

Literally the only good thing to ever come out of Ohio. I don't think I've been there since high school.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Okay, first off. Sath, have you ever had a tattoo? You keep it covered for the first 12 hours(preferably overnight) and then you have to leave it uncovered or else it can dry out and that can damage the tattoo. That's proper care for it. And me wanting tattoos has been a life long dream of mine. That's why I got them. Inregards to people slapping the tattoo. You wouldn't go slap a persons 3rd degree burn would you? That's basically what a fresh tattoo is. With my lowered immune system, I'm super prone to infections. The less I can make that happen, the better. And besides. Lowered immune system aside. It's a fucking dick thing to slap a fresh tattoo.

Why don't you go get one then come over here and I'll slap it several times a day?


As for Airenn, first of all. You a bitch. I don't even know why you bother to say anything in here. And as for my health things. I smoked weed out of a Vap thingy, lowering the risk of anything negative that can happen and it was one time for 3 puffs. I don't smoke it all the time as you seem to think. I felt nothing and didn't like how my lungs felt while I inhaled. So, fuck off for that.

Second, the tattoo thing. My Doctors massively prefer I do not get tattoos. As I've said many times over. The risks of things going wrong are super fucking high for someone like me. It took me over 2 and a half years just to approve it yet every time I see them I get warnings about what can go wrong. I don't care though. I want to enjoy my life and live a dream I want. I've wanted full nerd sleeves since I was a kid and saw my uncle get a tattoo.

And finally. What is it with people coming into this thread and complaining about people complaining? Can you not read the thread title? FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS. We all know you aren't complaining about people complaining to be ironic. You're just fucking stupid

[BerenTebogo]

Okay, first off. Sath, have you ever had a tattoo? You keep it covered for the first 12 hours(preferably overnight) and then you have to leave it uncovered or else it can dry out and that can damage the tattoo. That's proper care for it. And me wanting tattoos has been a life long dream of mine. That's why I got them. Inregards to people slapping the tattoo. You wouldn't go slap a persons 3rd degree burn would you? That's basically what a fresh tattoo is. With my lowered immune system, I'm super prone to infections. The less I can make that happen, the better. And besides. Lowered immune system aside. It's a fucking dick thing to slap a fresh tattoo.

Why don't you go get one then come over here and I'll slap it several times a day?


As for Airenn, first of all. You a bitch. I don't even know why you bother to say anything in here. And as for my health things. I smoked weed out of a Vap thingy, lowering the risk of anything negative that can happen and it was one time for 3 puffs. I don't smoke it all the time as you seem to think. I felt nothing and didn't like how my lungs felt while I inhaled. So, fuck off for that.

Second, the tattoo thing. My Doctors massively prefer I do not get tattoos. As I've said many times over. The risks of things going wrong are super fucking high for someone like me. It took me over 2 and a half years just to approve it yet every time I see them I get warnings about what can go wrong. I don't care though. I want to enjoy my life and live a dream I want. I've wanted full nerd sleeves since I was a kid and saw my uncle get a tattoo.

And finally. What is it with people coming into this thread and complaining about people complaining? Can you not read the thread title? FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS. We all know you aren't complaining about people complaining to be ironic. You're just fucking stupid

I don't know, have I?

Spoiler: show

Only picture I have of my works already hosted

I have 14 separate pieces.

And no, as long as you keep it lubricated and expose it to the air for a bit as you change the wrap it is perfectly fine to keep it wrapped for an extended period of time. I bleed an excessive amount for tattoos and for a long time after so I have to keep them wrapped, hence knowing from experience.

Not really reading the rest of your post, just coming in to slap the shit out of your silly myfirsttattoo.jpg attitude about knowing what the fuck is and is not up.

And FWIW I've had some of my ink for over 10 years now and have never needed touching up because I take proper care of them.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Do you give professional tattoos? What's that? You don't. Then I'm not listening to your advice. I'm listening to the person who has a license.

Oh. And practices change. What worked ten years ago might not work today

[BerenTebogo]

Do you give professional tattoos? What's that? You don't. Then I'm not listening to your advice. I'm listening to the person who has a license.

Oh. And practices change. What worked ten years ago might not work today

Lol.

Oh, okay.

Just to be clear, this was your question:

Okay, first off. Sath, have you ever had a tattoo?

Lol.

[arus2001]

I'm starting to calm down a bit but I'm still angered lol.

Condolences on the hour and a half you probably spent driving each way after Marietta where there's like, literally nothing aside from the blip that is Athens.

[Myrrh_Quetz]

And good for you, Sath. You proved you had a tattoo. Congrats. My point still stands. You aren't a licensed tattoo artist and you said it's been over ten years since you had one. Practices change and as I've said. You are not a licensed artist and have no medical basis for someone like me to give the advice you've given.

[BerenTebogo]

No I said some are over 10 years old. Some are 4 months old. Reading is hard.

[Aksannyi]

Oh my god and tattoo care varies from artist to artist. I've had several great artists tattoo me and they've all given me different instructions so both of you can quit arguing now jesus christ.