Random Fail: First World Problems

[Brill Weave]

Ksandra - I got an email from Build-a-Bear that their MLP collection is on sale so thought I would toss it out there in case you were interested. They do have Applejack and others available.
http://www.buildabear.com/shopping/s...sc_cid=soc:fb:

Wow. I don't know why but I read that as MLK collection and was like wtf how can you have a MLK collection and not Rosa Parks etc. Love to see a Malcolm X teddy bear.

[Brill Weave]

So..why is your company having you hand deliver something 4 1/2 hours away, which I am assuming they paid for your time and gas, instead of sending it by mail or Fed Ex or whatnot? Unless you were doing other stuff besides delivering these gift cards, it seems like a colossal waste of company time/money/resources.

We go over what their quality scores are, any damage complaints that might be ongoing, etc. So it wasn't a total waste of a trip. Sure as shit felt like it was though.

[hey]

You got the fresh tattoo, excuse me, "fresh open wound with a lowered immune system". It was your choice, don't be retarded. Slapping a tattoo doesn't do anything more than slapping a sunburn. You could have rapidly progressing ass cancer, me spanking you won't make it any worse.

tl;dr stop being a pussy.

And coughing on someone with aids is no big deal too, right? You're an idiot. Even a common cold can be a big fucking deal if you have a compromised immune system.

[Astylla]

We chose not to have kids for a reason but our kitty Guinness is obsessed with being between us constantly in bed - more my husband than me really.
She keeps interrupting during the worst times..we really need to remember to keep the bedroom door closed and make sure it's a kitty free zone.

[Abandon]

with a kitty-free zone, there certainly will not be kids

[Abandon]

Probably not. I didn't even make it past the first sentence.

l-o-fucking-l

[Quixon]

And coughing on someone with aids is no big deal too, right? You're an idiot. Even a common cold can be a big fucking deal if you have a compromised immune system.

+1

He sounds like the type of dude who would try something stupid like this, then bitch about getting cracked in the jaw for it.

[Quixon]

We chose not to have kids for a reason but our kitty Guinness is obsessed with being between us constantly in bed - more my husband than me really.
She keeps interrupting during the worst times..we really need to remember to keep the bedroom door closed and make sure it's a kitty free zone.

Good luck with that shit. You'll have 3" deep claw marks all over the door/trim within 2 days.

[NynJa]

Allergy season has begun for me

[Cream Soda]

Got invited to a gay orgy @.@ Seeing as I'm straight, that's about as fail as it gets

[Astylla]

Good luck with that shit. You'll have 3" deep claw marks all over the door/trim within 2 days.

Yeah sad but true. My other kitty Jager gets mad when the door is closed and sticks his paws underneath. The others use their claws..but you would think for short periods of time they could fucking deal.
It still beats the alternative of having a cat jump on us mid sex time lol..which has happened more times than it should have.

[Aksannyi]

When I had a cat he would lose his goddamn mind and meow as loudly as possible if I dared to shut a door on him, and this included the shower door. Then I'd open the shower door and the water would spray him and he'd flip out. Thirty seconds later, he'd be back in the bathroom losing his shit because I was behind a door that he couldn't open.

Cats are fucking psychopaths.

[BerenTebogo]

+1

He sounds like the type of dude who would try something stupid like this, then bitch about getting cracked in the jaw for it.

Lol.

[AidenCarby]

IF I GET ONE MORE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN MY ER ASKING IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS EBOLA, I WILL FUCKING END YOU.

[Abandon]

aiden, do you have ebola?

[Abandon]

and to end me, i hope you wanna buy that plane ticket out to the desert, son

[Aksannyi]

IF I GET ONE MORE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN MY ER ASKING IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS EBOLA, I WILL FUCKING END YOU.

Haha, oh god I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's tired of the fucking paranoia. It's ridiculous.

[AidenCarby]

and to end me, i hope you wanna buy that plane ticket out to the desert, son

Pretty sure the military would catch wind and one of your battleships would sink mine.

[Abandon]

ive got a friend worried. the new case in the dallas area, her kid (8 months, if i remember correctly) was there overnight last night. i think that warrants legit concern

[Abandon]

Pretty sure the military would catch wind and one of your battleships would sink mine.

too much manpower. we'd just off-screen you via predator or reaper these days.