Random Fail: First World Problems

**Abandon** · 2014-10-19 09:13

hence, shark week

**Abandon** · 2014-10-19 11:53

that moment you go to scratch something tickling your back and see a spider jump off you out of the corner of your eye

**Aidin** · 2014-10-19 16:31

Walked under the climbing rose bush arch thing my parents have on the path to their house when I was visiting one evening. Got inside and felt something on my neck, brushed it off and looked down, was a black widow. Its been 3 years and I walk across the lawn around that thing every time now.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-10-19 17:56

Watching football for the first time in ... hell I can't even remember how long. I have no idea who any of the players are anymore.

**Karbuncle** · 2014-10-19 18:06

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Watching football for the first time in ... hell I can't even remember how long. I have no idea who any of the players are anymore.

I felt the same way about baseball when i watched a Cardinals game.

Last time I watched/went to a game was back when Mark McGuire was still trying to beak the home run record with Sammy Sosa.

**Sepukku** · 2014-10-19 19:09

Originally Posted by Aidin

Walked under the climbing rose bush arch thing my parents have on the path to their house when I was visiting one evening. Got inside and felt something on my neck, brushed it off and looked down, was a black widow. Its been 3 years and I walk across the lawn around that thing every time now.

Poisonous spiders are no joke, my co-worker got bit by a Brown Recluse and has been back to the hospital 5 times now since it happened last fall, his system got all out of whack and his pancreas and gallbladder and stuff are all haywire now. It really messed him up. Some boy in Montana just died from a brown recluse last week too, cause we were discussing it at work with him how lucky he is to at least be pulling through.

**NynJa** · 2014-10-19 19:25

Originally Posted by Aidin

Walked under the climbing rose bush arch thing my parents have on the path to their house when I was visiting one evening. Got inside and felt something on my neck, brushed it off and looked down, was a black widow. Its been 3 years and I walk across the lawn around that thing every time now.

Have you considered getting in contact with north korea and getting a nuke for that? I sure would!!!

**Pyro** · 2014-10-20 06:47

Originally Posted by Sepukku

Poisonous spiders are no joke, my co-worker got bit by a Brown Recluse and has been back to the hospital 5 times now since it happened last fall, his system got all out of whack and his pancreas and gallbladder and stuff are all haywire now. It really messed him up. Some boy in Montana just died from a brown recluse last week too, cause we were discussing it at work with him how lucky he is to at least be pulling through.

There is a spider picture, so consider yourself warned.

http://wqad.com/2014/10/13/house-inf...cluse-spiders/

**Coren** · 2014-10-20 09:50

Oh fuck that .... Just burn it down and be done with it.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-10-20 10:08

So my 545 am flight decides to leave at 530, so consequently I miss the connecting flight. Instead of getting home at 1130 am I won't make it home until after 7.

**Abandon** · 2014-10-20 10:10

time to head to the bar~

**Aksannyi** · 2014-10-20 10:13

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

So my 545 am flight decides to leave at 530, so consequently I miss the connecting flight. Instead of getting home at 1130 am I won't make it home until after 7.

Ugh that sucks. There is nothing worse than having to hang out at airports for any length of time. Why the hell did the flight leave early? I didn't think they could even do that.

**Jaffar** · 2014-10-20 10:25

RAGNS DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER!

Spoiler: show

Spiders? 2 Inch fangs, but not deadly...

I ran out of my shaving cream this morning, figured I'd just use my wife's & smell like lavender, but her's was empty too, so I shaved with soap (shampoo probably would've been better).

**AidenCarby** · 2014-10-20 10:47

Originally Posted by Abandon

time to head to the bar~

Pretty much, gonna get loaded. Random win, I hit it off with the bridesmaid I was paired up with for the wedding(the reason I went down anyway). Were meeting in NY next weekend.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-10-20 13:12

Originally Posted by Jaffar

Spoiler: show

Spiders? 2 Inch fangs, but not deadly...

enjoy your ban

**Astylla** · 2014-10-20 15:18

Got the jury summons 6 months ago and p[postponed due to workman's comp issues. On the fucking dot got a new summons today the same week as my disposition. Hoping I don't have to report , ugh.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-10-20 17:25

Bah thought I had to be in Portsmouth, Oh next Tuesday for a battery wellness clinic. Nope. Tomorrow. So I either drive out tonight and get there by 11pm. Or I get up at 4am and leave by 5am so I can get there by 10am. Portsmouth is such a shithole.

**arus2001** · 2014-10-20 17:27

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Ohio is such a shithole.

Fixed.

**Blubbartron** · 2014-10-20 17:41

Originally Posted by arus2001

Fixed.

Confirming Ohio as shithole. Source: born there.

sb · 2014-10-20 19:28

Originally Posted by Jaffar

I ran out of my shaving cream this morning, figured I'd just use my wife's & smell like lavender, but her's was empty too, so I shaved with soap (shampoo probably would've been better).

Use conditioner or a moisterizer instead of Soap/Shampoo

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