Random Fail: First World Problems

[Aksannyi]

I don't remember them specifically from pregnancy but yeah, you do have to force your muscles to go the way they don't want to. I usually get them in the middle of the night and have to jump out of bed to fix the problem. Shit sucks.

[Melena]

I got an Ipad Mini, its pretty amazing. I've left it on in idle mode, thinking it was turned off, and its been on still like 6-7 days later. Very good photo resolution (as with all Apple products) and good media device for traveling

My 1st world problem; My HP laptop that I only bought 21 months ago is already breaking :/ Power cords were given a defect/recall notice as they get pretty warm and some can overheat and start melting or something, but the hinge where it opens up has already snapped and the back casing to the top half if starting to separate more and more with it (the back half of the top piece is splitting along the edge of the front half of the top piece)

Hinges have been the bane of HP. Doing repair at Fry's, we averaged an HP laptop at about 3-5 a month with hinge issues.

[Delayed]

My clutch went out on my car.
I ordered the new kit on Friday so now I got to try to find a ride for the next few days until it comes in and I can get it to a shop to get it repaired. Was really hoping I could get it to last three next few days.
Ugh--hoping the towing company try to kill me. It's 7am on a Sunday

[Brill Weave]

You left it at the tow facilities garage? If that's the case expect at least 25 in storage per day. And that's if you're lucky.

[zoobernut]

Still dealing with this damn Adorama/Amazon order issue. Apparently just fixing the address on the shipment and sending it back is impossible so I have to start a new order, problem is that Adorama doesn't show up on the seller list anymore in the Amazon market place nor is that lens available anymore at the same price that I ordered it, now it is $30 more expensive.

[Cream Soda]

Had a pretty bad case of gas last night and today (I think maybe 25-30 farts an hr to give an example). Fast forward, I have ass sticking out of my ass and the shit hurts.

Googling it, looks like I could have rectal prolapse

http://www.fascrs.org/patients/condi...ctal_prolapse/

Well, unless this goes away on its own, this is going to suck

[zoobernut]

I don't think there is anyway for a prolapse to go away on its own. I think stuff has to tear for that to happen and you need to go see a doctor. I am not a doctor but I remember this because my wife told me about a dog that had a prolapse.

[Cream Soda]

Dat no insurance

[BaneTheBrawler]

you only get one butthole. know what happens if you wear it out? you get a poopsack. that's literally the only other option.

go get it checked/treated, once it's all healed go talk to billing and ask about any programs or charities you might be able to take advantage of.

[Cream Soda]

Unless it's ER, you gotta have some kind of cheddar up front, lol. and I know those ER bill feels fuck that noise

[Aksannyi]

Nothing but love to you CS, but you know I gotta ...

[Cream Soda]

At least you went with a classic

[Jefe]

Nah, stop being dumb. Not a single county clinic is going to turn your homelessass down. Just be ready to fill that Obama paperwork, they gonna ask you to write essays and shit. Better than having your entrails come out of your rectum. Tbh, not trying to scare the shit out of you, but I'd check the toilet after every dump :kappa:

Anyway, my first world problem: I went to a wedding and cameback w/ a bunch of modelos and I don't drink. I think my friends are tryna turn me into an alcoholic.

[BaneTheBrawler]

in the interim, don't push your poop. just relax and let it come out on its own.

[Boyiee]

Had a pretty bad case of gas last night and today (I think maybe 25-30 farts an hr to give an example). Fast forward, I have ass sticking out of my ass and the shit hurts.

Googling it, looks like I could have rectal prolapse

http://www.fascrs.org/patients/condi...ctal_prolapse/

Well, unless this goes away on its own, this is going to suck

Go to an ER, charity care.

[Cantih]

Seriously, CS, go to a doctor, now.
If you don't, you're going to go down in history as standard Florida stupid.
Don't be standard Florida stupid.

[Galkaeater]

i'm more interested in the how CS
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[Delayed]

You left it at the tow facilities garage? If that's the case expect at least 25 in storage per day. And that's if you're lucky.

Oh no. Had it taken to my apartment to sit at until the new kit arrives.
Being a Sunday morning no shop will open until next day so couldn't take it anywhere else without storage fees incurring.
I just don't have a good experience dealing with tow companies, had to pay extra--charged me double-- because I drive a Subaru once before (the awd couldn't normal two tire pull or something).
That was just disappointing to have to deal with considering I don't have the money right now to pay for the repairs.

[Quixon]

Had a pretty bad case of gas last night and today (I think maybe 25-30 farts an hr to give an example). Fast forward, I have ass sticking out of my ass and the shit hurts.

Googling it, looks like I could have rectal prolapse

http://www.fascrs.org/patients/condi...ctal_prolapse/

Well, unless this goes away on its own, this is going to suck

I think the chances of you having something like Hemorrhoids is much more likely. That being said you need a qualified individual to at least diagnose you lol. Hemmoroids are much easier to deal with that something as serious as a prolapse.

[Salodin]

If you've been pushing too hard, you probably have a hemmoroid. If you feel for it, you might feel a small bubble around your hole (this is your artery bulging out), but around it you'll feel your butthole is still tight. Prolapse is pretty serious though, if you're in pain and not just discomfort, go to hospital asap. For hemmoroids, just get the cream and try not to push so hard; and for the love of god get softer TP cause that shit is gonna hurt if you rub it with sand paper...