Random Fail: First World Problems

[BerenTebogo]

Lol, prolapsed anus.

But really, go to a doctor.

[Cream Soda]

If you've been pushing too hard, you probably have a hemmoroid. If you feel for it, you might feel a small bubble around your hole (this is your artery bulging out), but around it you'll feel your butthole is still tight. Prolapse is pretty serious though, if you're in pain and not just discomfort, go to hospital asap. For hemmoroids, just get the cream and try not to push so hard; and for the love of god get softer TP cause that shit is gonna hurt if you rub it with sand paper...

Could be, but haven't been pushing hard at all. This happened passively over night while I just farted the night away

Edit: I'll go get some Prep H and give it a week and see what comes of it

[Melena]

CS, you should know by now blow it out your ass is a term, not a recommendation.

[Cream Soda]

Another fail was that fucking bike ride to get the Rhoid cream lol. Seeing as I have a 30 mile ride Friday to go to an anime convention, this is going to suck

[Abandon]

(for the military vets that have been to the sandbox)

went and got one of my anthrax boosters (you know that shit hurts). went to get a hair cut after, and dude was giving that quick massage they do after the cut, and squeezed directly at the point of injection. nigga, that shit fucking hurt

[Quixon]

Another fail was that fucking bike ride to get the Rhoid cream lol. Seeing as I have a 30 mile ride Friday to go to an anime convention, this is going to suck

You might want to get some more specific advice from a cycling forum, but I know for sure cycling with a hemmoroid in general is not a good idea at all.

[Cream Soda]

That's the only transportation I have, lol; not much of an option on that one

[Aksannyi]

(for the military vets that have been to the sandbox)

went and got one of my anthrax boosters (you know that shit hurts). went to get a hair cut after, and dude was giving that quick massage they do after the cut, and squeezed directly at the point of injection. nigga, that shit fucking hurt

That feel ... I know it. Fuck the antrhax vaccine.

[BerenTebogo]

That's the only transportation I have, lol; not much of an option on that one

Amazon prime it and do it now.

[Cream Soda]

Amazon prime what?

[BerenTebogo]

Amazon prime what?

Amazon prime your roid cream so you can avoid aggravating your prolapsed anus by riding to the pharmacy.

[Quixon]

Well if the "only option" is going to cause you to actually prolapse your asshole.... you might want to give it a bit more thought. Which is kind of why I suggested looking into a cycling forum for advice. There might be techniques, seats, etc that will help to keep pressure off that area.

[Petitssk]

Moved my display ever so slightly. No matter where I move or tilt it, nothing feels right.

[Cream Soda]

Amazon prime your roid cream so you can avoid aggravating your prolapsed anus by riding to the pharmacy.

Oh, I went to the corner store and picked up some prep H lol a few hours ago

[Myrrh_Quetz]

Well, after four fucking years of yelling at my Transplant Doctors about how Pain Clinic isn't helping me, they finally decided to cover my pain and get me away from pain clinic. All it took was my lung functions dropping a large chunk. YAY Winnipeg Doctors.

[Firedemon]

Amazon prime your roid cream so you can avoid aggravating your prolapsed anus by riding to the pharmacy.

lmfao

[BaneTheBrawler]

Well, after four fucking years of yelling at my Transplant Doctors about how Pain Clinic isn't helping me, they finally decided to cover my pain and get me away from pain clinic. All it took was my lung functions dropping a large chunk. YAY Winnipeg Doctors.

finally! glad to hear man.

[Astylla]

Well, after four fucking years of yelling at my Transplant Doctors about how Pain Clinic isn't helping me, they finally decided to cover my pain and get me away from pain clinic. All it took was my lung functions dropping a large chunk. YAY Winnipeg Doctors.

I really hope this helps you out. I can't imagine it can get much worse but am sorry it took such an event to happen. Anyway it's good to hear

[Myrrh_Quetz]

That's why this is in fail, not win. It took me losing some ability to breath for that change to happen

[Cream Soda]

Well, from the hemorrhoid cream actually relieving the fuck out of the pain (I was able to bike today, lift weights, and go run my obstacle course at Fossil), I'm going to assume that I've got hemorrhoids vs the prolapse. Still fail, but less of a fail?