Random Fail: First World Problems

**Xantavia** · 2014-10-28 16:01

Thanks to my job using the ACA as an excuse to cut hours, I'm not working the next 6 days because my average is "too high". Most amount of time I've free in a row in about 11 years, but I'm so broke can't really take advantage of it.

**Salodin** · 2014-10-28 17:35

Originally Posted by Astylla

I pretty much lost my only local friend since she became pregnant as she has maybe spoken to me 3 times in the last seven months and I don't see it changing anytime soon. I'm a patient person and loyal to a fault but I also hate that when life events happen people fall off the face of the earth. My last messages haven't even been about me..but to ask about her family..still not even an acknowledgement when I've seen other responses/seen it has been received. I just hope she is okay since I doubt I'll ever find out now.

She was pretty much the only person I could reliably talk to about different aspects of my life that very few know about or understand. This fucking sucks.

We'll be your friend!

Originally Posted by Mina

I'm sick today. Cat had a hairball. I saw the hairball. I vomited on the bathroom wall. I saw the bathroom wall, made me vomit all around the toilet. I ran from the toilet cause being near it made me vomit more. Ended up vomiting all down the hallway and on my feet.

Washed my feet in the sink while crying (I cry when I vomit) and the cat vomited next to me while I was cleaning my feet. Vomit is everywhere in the house and any time I get near it I start getting light headed and vomiting more (or at least serious dry heavings)

I threw my dog in his crate cause he was trying to eat all the vomit. (he thought he was helping)

I feel like shit right now. Resting my head on the desk until I stop crying and my stomach settles down.

And as I type this, I hear the cat having another hairball somewhere down the hall....

I'm laughing up a storm in the bathroom of Ikea, using toilet paper to wipe the tears. Thank you...

**Cream Soda** · 2014-10-28 17:41

lol my parents wouldn't even be invited to the wedding, yet alone them needing to know about it.

**Ksandra** · 2014-10-28 17:41

SoCal peeps all need to do a day at Disney and hold hands.

**Cream Soda** · 2014-10-29 14:31

My new ass cream came in the mail today. Gonna go shower then test it out

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-10-29 14:56

reminds me, if you don't have a removable shower head, you should order a portable bidet. basically just a neoprene bottle with a hooked nozzle. they suck for using on the toilet (water drips all over) but they're fantastic for cleaning your butthole in the shower. rinse before you clean it to get the lotion out, then rinse again after to get your preferred cleaning solution out.

if you really dont wanna spend the money i guess you could use a squirt gun or something. point is to shoot water up between your cheeks. keeping the area clean will help you heal faster and cause less irritation. you mentioned you've been rinsing after each BM, that's good, but if you sit for several hours and it gets uncomfortable you should clean it out and put new cream on.

**Melena** · 2014-10-29 14:57

Spent an hour troubleshooting an issue where a keyboard stopped working once at the windows logon screen. Turns out the second keyboard (user needs two for clients to fill out eforms) had a heavy clipboard sitting on top of it pressing down on a key, disabling the primary keyboard.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-10-29 15:14

I buy Franklin Mint diecast World War II airplanes. They are 1:48 scale(means from tail to nose it takes 48 of the models to make up the real length of the actual plane.) Usually they are about 8 inches long with the same wingspan and weigh about three pounds. I won an auction for a Nazi Germany HE-111 from the Battle of Britain(it's a bomber.) I get home and the box is standing on it's end lengthwise. It's two fucking feet long. Pick it up and it easily weighs six or seven pounds. Open it up and it's fucking huge. Like too big for the shelf I have for the planes huge. It's a foot long and a foot and a half wingspan. It looks fucking spectacular but I have no idea where to put it now.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-10-29 15:18

hang it from the ceiling

**dejet** · 2014-10-29 15:20

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

hang it from the ceiling

Second this. Something that big has to be in the open. Shit sounds awesome.

**Brill Weave** · 2014-10-29 15:24

I'll take a picture of it next to some of the other planes I have to show the disparity. The problem is they are made with the landing gear extended, fixed in place so it would look odd hanging from the ceiling. I would also be very hesitant to hang this up because of how much it weighs and how much it cost. It definitely will be displayed out in the open. I'm just not sure where yet.

**Ksandra** · 2014-10-29 15:29

Got kids and I the flu shot today (hubby will have to go in during work hours). All three of us did great! XD Get to the car..."Doctor stickers! Doctor stickers!" Usually the doctor gives her a sticker when we visit lol. So we went to the grocery store (had to go anyway) and she wanted the Thomas the Train stickers. Get home...where does she want to put them? All over my ass. I am sitting here typing to you with Thomas the Train stickers on my ass.

**Astylla** · 2014-10-29 15:50

Originally Posted by Ksandra

Got kids and I the flu shot today (hubby will have to go in during work hours). All three of us did great! XD Get to the car..."Doctor stickers! Doctor stickers!" Usually the doctor gives her a sticker when we visit lol. So we went to the grocery store (had to go anyway) and she wanted the Thomas the Train stickers. Get home...where does she want to put them? All over my ass. I am sitting here typing to you with Thomas the Train stickers on my ass.

Between this and the morning FB posts from my friends who have kids..have no doubt solidified not having kids was the best fucking thing I ever decided lol.

The mental image though I admit is fucking hilarious.

**arus2001** · 2014-10-29 16:00

Obviously the kids know about trains if they're slapping stickers on Ksan's caboose.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-10-29 16:17

i also got my flu shot today

where are my stickers 'sandy

WHERE ARE MY STICKERS

**Brill Weave** · 2014-10-29 16:20

Ok here are some pictures.

The Heinkel He 111 which I just got today.

And here it is in comparison to the other planes I have.

For those who are curious the planes are as follows left to right top to bottom.

P-38 Lightning
A6M2 Mitsubishi Zero

Junkers Ju 87 Stuka Dive Bomber
Messerschmitt Bf 109
Focke-Wulf Fw 190

Douglas SBD Dauntless Dive Bomber
Brewster F2A Buffalo
P-40K Warhawk Aleutian Tigers

Heinkel He 111

Vought F4U Corsair
RAF Supermarine Seafire
Grumman F4F Wildcat

Messerschmitt Bf109 Spanish Escuela de Caza
P-40K Warhawk African Campaign
RNLAF Supermarine Spitmare(Dutch)

**Pharaun** · 2014-10-29 16:23

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

hang it from the ceiling

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I'll take a picture of it next to some of the other planes I have to show the disparity. The problem is they are made with the landing gear extended, fixed in place so it would look odd hanging from the ceiling. I would also be very hesitant to hang this up because of how much it weighs and how much it cost. It definitely will be displayed out in the open. I'm just not sure where yet.

I've got to agree with Bane. Just get some decent 10 or 20 lb fishing line and hang that bad boy up.

**Pharaun** · 2014-10-29 16:23

Fucking double post...at least it's in the fail thread where it belongs.

**Cream Soda** · 2014-10-29 16:26

New ass cream has some "zing" to it. Feels akin to gold bond on the balls. I approve.

**Abandon** · 2014-10-29 16:28

YESSS YES YES YES YES YES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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