Random Fail: First World Problems

[BerenTebogo]

Are you medically allowed to make sex tapes when you have Ebolamyalgia?

[Abandon]

rofl

[NynJa]

I had some people over last night, and someone did this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tion_under.jpg

[Abandon]

find them and crucify them. only option.

[BaneTheBrawler]

BURN THEM

[Astylla]

I had some people over last night, and someone did this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tion_under.jpg

So.. This is how everyone growing up in my house insisted on hanging it. It wasn't until I lived with others did I learn the right way lol.

[bluefan]

Woke up this morning with a mouth ulcer this morning. And it's hockey night so I had spicy wings and a mountain load of coke waiting for me....

[BaneTheBrawler]

i know how that goes. go for some not-as-spicy wings, if you can. i'm particular to honey bbq

[Brill Weave]

I had some people over last night, and someone did this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tion_under.jpg

Why did you let Rata in the door?

[Xantavia]

I had some people over last night, and someone did this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tion_under.jpg

So they did the right way.

I have a theory on which way people feel is right or wrong. Same side as my dominant hand, I like it under. If I have to reach cross-body, over works better.

[BaneTheBrawler]

no youre just a dirty blasphemer is all

[Teknique]

so i take a nap after opening the store this morning at 5 Am. mother fucking co worker calls me mid nap and is like "Dude, if i give you my debit card will you go get me chinese?" im like mother fucker. Only call me if you need a ride, not some fucking fast food.

[Boyiee]

My new houses 2nd bathroom has the toilet paper on the left side of the toilet, on the back wall that the toilet is on. So you have to reach back behind you with your left hand like some retarded trex to get the paper. I have so many other things to fix and it's the 2nd bathroom and not on my priority list, but fuck it's so rage Inducing.

[BaneTheBrawler]

my apartment's TP holder is on the left side mounted to the sink, which puts it a few inches in front of the reservoir. im pretty tall so it ends up being behind me, and i find it easier to just reach around behind me with my right hand than to do the awkward t-rex. WHICH WOULD NOT WORK IF A HEATHEN LIVED HERE

[Astylla]

Bought some Mikes hard strawberry lemonade e that was on sale at the store. Hubby loaded it into the trunk on top of other random groceries so it was pretty lopsided when he closed the trunk. He comes upstairs bringing everything up and apologizes because 3 of the bottles shifted and cracked open on the cement outside our parking garage. They didn't shatter but somehow all the tops popped off spilling it out. I really wanted all six tonight too.

[BaneTheBrawler]

you could just swallow battery acid. gut rot is gut rot.

[Astylla]

you could just swallow battery acid. gut rot is gut rot.

But this is tasty..I much prefer actual vodka typically but I am still a fucking girl sometimes lol.

[BaneTheBrawler]

well i'd imagine battery acid would taste just fine after it burned your taste buds off

[Abandon]

So they did the right way.

I have a theory on which way people feel is right or wrong. Same side as my dominant hand, I like it under. If I have to reach cross-body, over works better.

fucking fail, get out

[brozy]

Peasents, this is the only true way TP should go: