Random Fail: First World Problems

**noblemountain** · 2014-11-09 12:32

Bunch of savages. Get some wipes you dirty bastards.

**Anoat** · 2014-11-09 15:36

Bidet or bust!

**Zeb** · 2014-11-09 20:21

Originally Posted by noblemountain

Bunch of savages. Get some wipes you dirty bastards.

I have been seriously contemplating this (usually while on the toilet) for a while now.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-11-09 20:23

i can't bring myself to use wipes. open wounds etc. i have a bidet but havent hooked it up because its an apartment and im not sure if im allowed. havent gotten around to asking.

**noblemountain** · 2014-11-09 22:17

They even make medicated wipes if you're an open wound like sir shits a lot there. Seriously though, they are amazing and will change your life. Even when I visit Mongolia and spend months in the desert, I carry wipes. Besides being smaller/easier to carry, they are so useful for bathing when there's no water.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-11-09 23:43

Wipes for poop, yes. However, and I suspect the other women of BG will agree, TP for going #1.

**noblemountain** · 2014-11-10 01:14

Women have inferior peeing mechanisms. I can't be held responsible for y'alls complicated ass shit.

**Tokitoki** · 2014-11-10 08:19

The fail is that none of you know this exists...

My wall-mounted one is behind my toilet to the right so I took this from my parents since they had an extra.

**Quixon** · 2014-11-10 08:45

You'll be pumping your septic out annually using wipes every time you shit. I like my aloe infused toilet paper.

**Laugana** · 2014-11-10 12:57

Back to the birthday talk, me and my twin brother's birthday is on 27th December. Most of the time we just get presents for Christmas.

**Sepukku** · 2014-11-10 14:52

Originally Posted by Quixon

You'll be pumping your septic out annually using wipes every time you shit. I like my aloe infused toilet paper.

I think simply having a septic and not a sewer connection is the epitome of "first world fail"

**Quixon** · 2014-11-10 16:27

Originally Posted by Sepukku

I think simply having a septic and not a sewer connection is the epitome of "first world fail"

I wouldn't say that. The majority of homes outside of highly developed urban areas are septic/well. Nothing wrong with that at all. Hell I live 60 miles north of NYC and the majority of homes are well/septic, including my own.

**noblemountain** · 2014-11-10 18:05

I had a septic for 8 years, never had a problem, always used wipes. Use the ones that break down, not baby wipes.

**Quixon** · 2014-11-11 08:42

Originally Posted by noblemountain

I had a septic for 8 years, never had a problem, always used wipes. Use the ones that break down, not baby wipes.

Well son of a bitch.... didn't know they made wipes that were not for babies.

**noblemountain** · 2014-11-11 09:37

http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flu...keywords=wipes

change your life.

**brozy** · 2014-11-11 22:22

Just found a hole in one of my top back teeth, haven't been to a dentist in like 12 years so no doubt they're gonna have a field day when i go

**NynJa** · 2014-11-12 05:49

30 wipes for 10 bucks? lol, you must bleed money.

**jinkazama** · 2014-11-12 08:27

30 wipes for 10 bucks? lol, you must shit money.

Fixed that for you.

**Coren** · 2014-11-12 10:03

Originally Posted by NynJa

30 wipes for 10 bucks? lol, you must bleed money.

Seems a bit high to me, too. But I guess if you only use them after you're done with the normal TP, and you only shit every other day, it's not that much of an added expense!

**Ksandra** · 2014-11-12 10:38

Originally Posted by Quixon

Well son of a bitch.... didn't know they made wipes that were not for babies.

They also make disposable wipes for toddlers while potty training.

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